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just picked up a new handgun for the wife

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she's been stressing about the whole hop garden project lately, so i wanted to come up with a way for her to blow off a little steam. so yesterday i ordered her a little purse pistol. it's a ruger ec9s -- an inexpensive, basic pistol, and it's supposed to be ready to pick up on saturday. if i can get shit figured out, i'm gonna send her out with her brother to do some shooting this weekend while i stay home with the boys.

she just got her firearm owner card a few months ago and has never owned a gun, but her dad has been a cop for years and she was staffed in an armory when she served in the reserves, so she's been around them plenty. we go out shooting with her family every now and again, but i've ever only had rifles and shotguns to take along. handguns are just more fun though. i'll probably be picking up something for myself this summer as well...looking at the ruger sr9 right now. something about that 17+1 that makes me go mmmmmmm.

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  On 4/4/2019 at 6:49 PM, discolemonade said:

cool. cool. i was alright with a pistol. -_-

but, rifles are my thing. and shotguns are fun to me. :)

tell her 'happy shootin'

 

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i prefer the shotgun. i used to have a real nice ithaca deerslayer 12ga but it's been submitted to the halls of the deerhunter cathedral on the family farm. all i have left now is a little .22 rifle. well, that and a shiny new 9mm that i'll eventually be transferring to the wife.

the rest of the lot is not registered and therefore non-existent.

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  On 4/4/2019 at 7:07 PM, 1pooh4u said:

ALL NEW ON OXYGEN:

SNAPPED: WACKY'S DEMISE :P

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that's why i'm getting her a 9mm. if she's gonna go crazy and try to murder me, a halfways decent first shot should do the trick. i don't want her coming at me with a kitchen knife and stabbing me 62 times to get the job done.

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  On 4/4/2019 at 7:12 PM, wacky1980 said:

that's why i'm getting her a 9mm. if she's gonna go crazy and try to murder me, a halfways decent first shot should do the trick. i don't want her coming at me with a kitchen knife and stabbing me 62 times to get the job done.

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That's good thinkin right there xD

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  On 4/4/2019 at 7:14 PM, 1pooh4u said:

That's good thinkin right there xD

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i trust her to do it right. i just have to make sure to not push her so far over the edge that the rage is a blind one. none of that getting shot in the gut and bleeding out for 5 hours internally. nuh-uh.

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  On 4/4/2019 at 7:18 PM, wacky1980 said:

i trust her to do it right. i just have to make sure to not push her so far over the edge that the rage is a blind one. none of that getting shot in the gut and bleeding out for 5 hours internally. nuh-uh.

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Maybe she really loves you and will just shoot off your kneecaps.

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  On 4/4/2019 at 7:18 PM, wacky1980 said:

i trust her to do it right. i just have to make sure to not push her so far over the edge that the rage is a blind one. none of that getting shot in the gut and bleeding out for 5 hours internally. nuh-uh.

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Fuggs is right, she could just do the knee caps  OR she could go

Weenus

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that's some suffering but it beats getting stabbed 62 times 

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  On 4/4/2019 at 7:22 PM, 1pooh4u said:

Fuggs is right, she could just do the knee caps  OR she could go

Weenus

Kneecaps

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that's some suffering but it beats getting stabbed 62 times 

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i'd like to think i'll just pass out after the weenus (lol) and then the rest won't matter.

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  On 4/4/2019 at 7:23 PM, wacky1980 said:

i'd like to think i'll just pass out after the weenus (lol) and then the rest won't matter.

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When you're featured in 'Snapped' they're gonna show that after you passed out she got cold water to throw on you to wake you up.

"Wake up Wacky, if I was awake for 8 children, you're staying awake for this"  then she throws the water on you.

You should buy her an edible arrangement with that gun jic.  Make sure there's some chocolate covered strawberries in that son of a bitch too, don't cheap out.

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  On 4/4/2019 at 7:46 PM, 1pooh4u said:

When you're featured in 'Snapped' they're gonna show that after you passed out she got cold water to throw on you to wake you up.

"Wake up Wacky, if I was awake for 8 children, you're staying awake for this"  then she throws the water on you.

You should buy her an edible arrangement with that gun jic.  Make sure there's some chocolate covered strawberries in that son of a bitch too, don't cheap out.

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she's being taken out for surprise dinner tonight, and getting an afternoon away from the kids on saturday to fire a deadly weapon into the side of a hill. if that's not good enough, may as well shoot me now because it's not gonna get much better than that.

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  On 4/4/2019 at 8:10 PM, wacky1980 said:

she's being taken out for surprise dinner tonight, and getting an afternoon away from the kids on saturday to fire a deadly weapon into the side of a hill. if that's not good enough, may as well shoot me now because it's not gonna get much better than that.

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I still say throw in the arrangement for extra pointsxD

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