wacky1980 Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 she's been stressing about the whole hop garden project lately, so i wanted to come up with a way for her to blow off a little steam. so yesterday i ordered her a little purse pistol. it's a ruger ec9s -- an inexpensive, basic pistol, and it's supposed to be ready to pick up on saturday. if i can get shit figured out, i'm gonna send her out with her brother to do some shooting this weekend while i stay home with the boys. she just got her firearm owner card a few months ago and has never owned a gun, but her dad has been a cop for years and she was staffed in an armory when she served in the reserves, so she's been around them plenty. we go out shooting with her family every now and again, but i've ever only had rifles and shotguns to take along. handguns are just more fun though. i'll probably be picking up something for myself this summer as well...looking at the ruger sr9 right now. something about that 17+1 that makes me go mmmmmmm. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 I have a cheese sandwich. Go me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted April 4, 2019 Author Share Posted April 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Naraku4656 said: I have a cheese sandwich. Go me is it delicious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 I dunno bout arming significant others Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 cool. cool. i was alright with a pistol. but, rifles are my thing. and shotguns are fun to me. tell her 'happy shootin' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted April 4, 2019 Author Share Posted April 4, 2019 7 minutes ago, discolemonade said: cool. cool. i was alright with a pistol. but, rifles are my thing. and shotguns are fun to me. tell her 'happy shootin' i prefer the shotgun. i used to have a real nice ithaca deerslayer 12ga but it's been submitted to the halls of the deerhunter cathedral on the family farm. all i have left now is a little .22 rifle. well, that and a shiny new 9mm that i'll eventually be transferring to the wife. the rest of the lot is not registered and therefore non-existent. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted April 4, 2019 Author Share Posted April 4, 2019 10 minutes ago, fuggstop said: I dunno bout arming significant others this is a good example of the difference between a toxic relationship and a healthy one. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 ALL NEW ON OXYGEN: SNAPPED: WACKY'S DEMISE 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Just now, 1pooh4u said: ALL NEW ON OXYGEN: SNAPPED: WACKY'S DEMISE Thats all i can see lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted April 4, 2019 Author Share Posted April 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: ALL NEW ON OXYGEN: SNAPPED: WACKY'S DEMISE that's why i'm getting her a 9mm. if she's gonna go crazy and try to murder me, a halfways decent first shot should do the trick. i don't want her coming at me with a kitchen knife and stabbing me 62 times to get the job done. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 1 minute ago, wacky1980 said: that's why i'm getting her a 9mm. if she's gonna go crazy and try to murder me, a halfways decent first shot should do the trick. i don't want her coming at me with a kitchen knife and stabbing me 62 times to get the job done. That's good thinkin right there 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 coincidentally, I knew a guy with powder burns on his eyelids from when his wife tried to blow his head off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted April 4, 2019 Author Share Posted April 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: That's good thinkin right there i trust her to do it right. i just have to make sure to not push her so far over the edge that the rage is a blind one. none of that getting shot in the gut and bleeding out for 5 hours internally. nuh-uh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 1 minute ago, wacky1980 said: i trust her to do it right. i just have to make sure to not push her so far over the edge that the rage is a blind one. none of that getting shot in the gut and bleeding out for 5 hours internally. nuh-uh. Maybe she really loves you and will just shoot off your kneecaps. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted April 4, 2019 Author Share Posted April 4, 2019 1 minute ago, fuggstop said: Maybe she really loves you and will just shoot off your kneecaps. long as she doesn't snip off the cock in my sleep. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 1 hour ago, wacky1980 said: is it delicious? Yes. Well it was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: i trust her to do it right. i just have to make sure to not push her so far over the edge that the rage is a blind one. none of that getting shot in the gut and bleeding out for 5 hours internally. nuh-uh. Fuggs is right, she could just do the knee caps OR she could go Weenus Kneecaps Head that's some suffering but it beats getting stabbed 62 times 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted April 4, 2019 Author Share Posted April 4, 2019 Just now, Naraku4656 said: Yes. Well it was that's good enough for a win. nice work, old chap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted April 4, 2019 Author Share Posted April 4, 2019 Just now, 1pooh4u said: Fuggs is right, she could just do the knee caps OR she could go Weenus Kneecaps Head that's some suffering but it beats getting stabbed 62 times i'd like to think i'll just pass out after the weenus (lol) and then the rest won't matter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 19 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: i'd like to think i'll just pass out after the weenus (lol) and then the rest won't matter. When you're featured in 'Snapped' they're gonna show that after you passed out she got cold water to throw on you to wake you up. "Wake up Wacky, if I was awake for 8 children, you're staying awake for this" then she throws the water on you. You should buy her an edible arrangement with that gun jic. Make sure there's some chocolate covered strawberries in that son of a bitch too, don't cheap out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted April 4, 2019 Author Share Posted April 4, 2019 20 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: When you're featured in 'Snapped' they're gonna show that after you passed out she got cold water to throw on you to wake you up. "Wake up Wacky, if I was awake for 8 children, you're staying awake for this" then she throws the water on you. You should buy her an edible arrangement with that gun jic. Make sure there's some chocolate covered strawberries in that son of a bitch too, don't cheap out. she's being taken out for surprise dinner tonight, and getting an afternoon away from the kids on saturday to fire a deadly weapon into the side of a hill. if that's not good enough, may as well shoot me now because it's not gonna get much better than that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, discolemonade said: cool. cool. i was alright with a pistol. but, rifles are my thing. and shotguns are fun to me. tell her 'happy shootin' @discolemonade spoken like a true marine Edited April 4, 2019 by ghostrek 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 13 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: she's being taken out for surprise dinner tonight, and getting an afternoon away from the kids on saturday to fire a deadly weapon into the side of a hill. if that's not good enough, may as well shoot me now because it's not gonna get much better than that. I still say throw in the arrangement for extra points Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted April 4, 2019 Author Share Posted April 4, 2019 6 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: I still say throw in the arrangement for extra points we'll see how well dinner goes first... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 If she doesn't shout "Click click BOOM, Mother Fucker" when she fires it the first time, what are we even doing here? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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