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1 minute ago, Phillies said:

March 3rd 2019     8:30pm

Fuggz eating fried chicken in dining room.

Madison spills grape juice all over living room floor carpet.

Only things that don't stain get spilled on floors. All colored beverages get spilled on carpet.

My kids used to only spill water in the kitchen. Any time they spilled anything else - juice, soda (other than Sprite), fruit punch, milk (not so much for the stain as for the smell), it was on the (wheat-colored, of course) carpet.

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Just now, mthor said:

Only things that don't stain get spilled on floors. All colored beverages get spilled on carpet.

My kids used to only spill water in the kitchen. Any time they spilled anything else - juice, soda (other than Sprite), fruit punch, milk (not so much for the stain as for the smell), it was on the (wheat-colored, of course) carpet.

in this thread we write future predictions of what might happen to future users. its based on that anime Future Diaries. 

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1 minute ago, fuggstop said:

April 2nd 2019 9pm

Phillies mom burns down house in to the death fight against the bed bugs

April 2nd 2019 9:30pm

Phillies is out of the house on the front lawn looking at the basement engulfed in water

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Bro how the fuck are bed bugs hard to remedy.. Literally if..

Noping outside right now roaches are bad enough to see for me...

I'll scream like a little girl if you want no MAN CARD needed. 

eggh. Use chem. and no more mention of little monsters plz. 

Also invest in spiders probably~ BEt those assholes would make for a high protien meal.

oh god I'm gone. 

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