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I can't f$#% with them because they know I grew up in better times and the envy is obvious, so they try to pitch a lot of stuff to me, but I when I see it, play it, or eat it, I just have to laugh it off because it's so trash.

Gen X is jealous of the millennial era too because they were raised in archaic ways while we grew up in the awesome days and you can't impart knowledge to the new generation when technology changes so drastically, so basically all you could teach us was anything we could have learned in school, and then call us punks for calling you out. Later. 🙋‍♂️

 

Hey, we really do owe it to the world to take over and fix the course of history because right now our inactivity is causing Gen Z to drive everything into oblivion (not Elder Scrolls). We can salvage our culture if we just take control and stop these youngins in their tracks because they're kinda expediting the nuclear holocaust that'll occur when the sun burns out.

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1 minute ago, wacky1980 said:

just give it a few more years man. when you're 40 and they're like 25, it won't be so weird.

When I'm for 40, I'm gonna be showing up at the house of a sexy, legal age teen, and teaching her how to really cheerlead for the home team. 💏

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when you're 40, you'll already be well past your prime. those girls will be looking for the alpha stud lacrosse players from the local college. you'll be a dried up old turd with incurable STDs.

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5 minutes ago, wacky1980 said:

when you're 40, you'll already be well past your prime. those girls will be looking for the alpha stud lacrosse players from the local college. you'll be a dried up old turd with incurable STDs.

Stop lying to everybody reading this thread. You're jealous.

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17 minutes ago, wacky1980 said:

when you're 40, you'll already be well past your prime. those girls will be looking for the alpha stud lacrosse players from the local college. you'll be a dried up old turd with incurable STDs.

I’d say he’s actually gotta fuck someone to get a STD, but I suppose he could get one from a dirty toilet. That’s the closest to ass he’s gonna get anyways.

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1 minute ago, cryptkicker5 said:

I’d say he’s actually gotta fuck someone to get a STD, but I suppose he could get one from a dirty toilet. That’s the closest to ass he’s gonna get anyways.

Gen Z Overlord Detected

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Just now, cryptkicker5 said:

Way too old to be part of gen z bro.

I called you an overlord, not part of the movement.

You're manipulating these dumbasses with your tight clothes, skinny jeans, BBB sneaks, Just for Men, and G-Z style lexicon. Why did we fail them so badly? We're gonna end up being rivals because I'm gonna have to manipulate them in the right way just to save them from your comic book villainy.

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57 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

I called you an overlord, not part of the movement.

You're manipulating these dumbasses with your tight clothes, skinny jeans, BBB sneaks, Just for Men, and G-Z style lexicon. Why did we fail them so badly? We're gonna end up being rivals because I'm gonna have to manipulate them in the right way just to save them from your comic book villainy.

Fail.

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estrian. The way I'm always perambulating around, catching buses, starting up witty, badass banter with the (legal age) women after they get out of school. I don't even miss driving... h2h... it was cool, but it's much more laid back, chill, and alpha to have somebody else do the driving while I put my headphones on, sip on some whiskey or gin, and enjoy the ride.

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17 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

estrian. The way I'm always perambulating around, catching buses, starting up witty, badass banter with the (legal age) women after they get out of school. I don't even miss driving... h2h... it was cool, but it's much more laid back, chill, and alpha to have somebody else do the driving while I put my headphones on, sip on some whiskey or gin, and enjoy the ride.

Nothing alpha about considering the bus driver as you chauffeur.

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10 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Can the man make his own decisions?

*Zeni's bouncers shove you onto the sidewalk*

throws bouncer into a quick drying cement 

ok you wanna dance manchild?

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3 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

I refuse to eggh you on. A counselor would just tell you.. You need to learn to stand on your own before you can expect anyone else to catch you when you fall.. 

This guy's scared. 😸

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Give me your worst. I've been to erratic to set up up the punching bag that's supposed to help me deal with thoughts like you. So I might as well use you as a punching bag instead right?

There's cracks in my walls from underestimating my strength friend.. 

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6 minutes ago, DoubleDoink said:

wheres the poll option that we all know you're gonna actually do

That makes zero sense. I'm not gonna blame your gf for dumping you. Usually it is the girl's fault because she thinks she can do whatever because she thinks she's living like a princess in a medieval kingdom, but in this case I believe the decision was given a great deal of thought and logic.

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18 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

That makes zero sense. I'm not gonna blame your gf for dumping you. Usually it is the girl's fault because she thinks she can do whatever because she thinks she's living like a princess in a medieval kingdom, but in this case I believe the decision was given a great deal of thought and logic.

Lmao you're fucking retarded.

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I don't like the poll options. You'll still be alive, single, still live with mommy, and have a bad drinking problem due to depression but you won't have any physical issues from it.

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39 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

I don't like the poll options. You'll still be alive, single, still live with mommy, and have a bad drinking problem due to depression but you won't have any physical issues from it.

It does usually take a while for liver problems to actually manifest. I'm guessing he won't start turning yellow until he's in his early to mid 50's.

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27 minutes ago, mthor said:

It does usually take a while for liver problems to actually manifest. I'm guessing he won't start turning yellow until he's in his early to mid 50's.

I just don't buy it....

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7 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

estrian. The way I'm always perambulating around, catching buses, starting up witty, badass banter with the (legal age) women after they get out of school. I don't even miss driving... h2h... it was cool, but it's much more laid back, chill, and alpha to have somebody else do the driving while I put my headphones on, sip on some whiskey or gin, and enjoy the ride.

One. The fact that you stalk a highschool to talk to girls that you dont know the age to (There are people who go to highschool at the age of 15. You should be in jail)... Then you say its cool to have people drive you around because your a lazy bum? Ok. You really are a fucking idiot 

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Amanda, that's why you ask people their age. I know it's gonna be hard for you to believe, but everything isn't done over Instagram, Facetime, and Snapchat. Did we really fail this generation that much? 😔

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10 hours ago, wacky1980 said:

when you're 40, you'll already be well past your prime. those girls will be looking for the alpha stud lacrosse players from the local college. you'll be a dried up old turd with incurable STDs.

He already looks like a turd

 

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