Zenigundam Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 (edited) I can't f$#% with them because they know I grew up in better times and the envy is obvious, so they try to pitch a lot of stuff to me, but I when I see it, play it, or eat it, I just have to laugh it off because it's so trash. Gen X is jealous of the millennial era too because they were raised in archaic ways while we grew up in the awesome days and you can't impart knowledge to the new generation when technology changes so drastically, so basically all you could teach us was anything we could have learned in school, and then call us punks for calling you out. Later. 🙋♂️ Hey, we really do owe it to the world to take over and fix the course of history because right now our inactivity is causing Gen Z to drive everything into oblivion (not Elder Scrolls). We can salvage our culture if we just take control and stop these youngins in their tracks because they're kinda expediting the nuclear holocaust that'll occur when the sun burns out. Edited February 21, 2019 by Zenigundam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Nope. Too much to read. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 21, 2019 Author Share Posted February 21, 2019 Just now, cryptkicker5 said: Nope. Too much to read. You're gonna read it. *Zeni's bouncers move in, brass knuckles equipped* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 nah, you're just upset because most of them are still too young to be even barely legal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 21, 2019 Author Share Posted February 21, 2019 Just now, wacky1980 said: nah, you're just upset because most of them are still too young to be even barely legal. Careful, dude... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Just now, Zenigundam said: Careful, dude... just give it a few more years man. when you're 40 and they're like 25, it won't be so weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 21, 2019 Author Share Posted February 21, 2019 1 minute ago, wacky1980 said: just give it a few more years man. when you're 40 and they're like 25, it won't be so weird. When I'm for 40, I'm gonna be showing up at the house of a sexy, legal age teen, and teaching her how to really cheerlead for the home team. 💏 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 when you're 40, you'll already be well past your prime. those girls will be looking for the alpha stud lacrosse players from the local college. you'll be a dried up old turd with incurable STDs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 21, 2019 Author Share Posted February 21, 2019 5 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: when you're 40, you'll already be well past your prime. those girls will be looking for the alpha stud lacrosse players from the local college. you'll be a dried up old turd with incurable STDs. Stop lying to everybody reading this thread. You're jealous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 17 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: when you're 40, you'll already be well past your prime. those girls will be looking for the alpha stud lacrosse players from the local college. you'll be a dried up old turd with incurable STDs. I’d say he’s actually gotta fuck someone to get a STD, but I suppose he could get one from a dirty toilet. That’s the closest to ass he’s gonna get anyways. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 21, 2019 Author Share Posted February 21, 2019 1 minute ago, cryptkicker5 said: I’d say he’s actually gotta fuck someone to get a STD, but I suppose he could get one from a dirty toilet. That’s the closest to ass he’s gonna get anyways. Gen Z Overlord Detected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 27 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: You're gonna read it. *Zeni's bouncers move in, brass knuckles equipped* I’d rather be knocked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Just now, Zenigundam said: Gen Z Overlord Detected Way too old to be part of gen z bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 21, 2019 Author Share Posted February 21, 2019 Just now, cryptkicker5 said: Way too old to be part of gen z bro. I called you an overlord, not part of the movement. You're manipulating these dumbasses with your tight clothes, skinny jeans, BBB sneaks, Just for Men, and G-Z style lexicon. Why did we fail them so badly? We're gonna end up being rivals because I'm gonna have to manipulate them in the right way just to save them from your comic book villainy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 57 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I called you an overlord, not part of the movement. You're manipulating these dumbasses with your tight clothes, skinny jeans, BBB sneaks, Just for Men, and G-Z style lexicon. Why did we fail them so badly? We're gonna end up being rivals because I'm gonna have to manipulate them in the right way just to save them from your comic book villainy. Fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 22, 2019 Author Share Posted February 22, 2019 Tom devours Jerry, rips off his tail at first and then totally dismembers him. Head is the last thing to go. That was one hungry cat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 ITT Zeni, like most millennials, fails miserably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 22, 2019 Author Share Posted February 22, 2019 estrian. The way I'm always perambulating around, catching buses, starting up witty, badass banter with the (legal age) women after they get out of school. I don't even miss driving... h2h... it was cool, but it's much more laid back, chill, and alpha to have somebody else do the driving while I put my headphones on, sip on some whiskey or gin, and enjoy the ride. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 (edited) Let's see pedestrian, pedophile, pedantic, pedestalled anybody got any more I have better things to do.. Edited February 22, 2019 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 I cant believe you still haven't gotten your license back. Maybe something to take care of with your tax refund? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 tax refund? You really gonna go there Fuggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 (edited) eww nasty don't do it phillies I forgot this b had an insatiable appetite for lobster. *barfs* Edited February 22, 2019 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 wrong thread.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 17 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: estrian. The way I'm always perambulating around, catching buses, starting up witty, badass banter with the (legal age) women after they get out of school. I don't even miss driving... h2h... it was cool, but it's much more laid back, chill, and alpha to have somebody else do the driving while I put my headphones on, sip on some whiskey or gin, and enjoy the ride. Nothing alpha about considering the bus driver as you chauffeur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 22, 2019 Author Share Posted February 22, 2019 4 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: wrong thread.. You're inebriated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I love my mommy....a lot. Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 At least Im not.. inadequate, ineffective, interchangeable, incomprehensidble,indeterministic.. Your little chump ass.. man/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 22, 2019 Author Share Posted February 22, 2019 (edited) 👨💻 Edited February 22, 2019 by Zenigundam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 22, 2019 Author Share Posted February 22, 2019 Just now, Kuroko said: nope You're supposed to vote, not post. All talk no action 😪 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Where's the who cares option? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Just now, cryptkicker5 said: Where's the who cares option? just vote for the not gonna live ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 22, 2019 Author Share Posted February 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Kuroko said: just vote for the not gonna live ones Can the man make his own decisions? *Zeni's bouncers shove you onto the sidewalk* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 10 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Can the man make his own decisions? *Zeni's bouncers shove you onto the sidewalk* throws bouncer into a quick drying cement ok you wanna dance manchild? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 I refuse to eggh you on. A counselor would just tell you.. You need to learn to stand on your own before you can expect anyone else to catch you when you fall.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 22, 2019 Author Share Posted February 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: I refuse to eggh you on. A counselor would just tell you.. You need to learn to stand on your own before you can expect anyone else to catch you when you fall.. This guy's scared. 😸 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Give me your worst. I've been to erratic to set up up the punching bag that's supposed to help me deal with thoughts like you. So I might as well use you as a punching bag instead right? There's cracks in my walls from underestimating my strength friend.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Age of S'jet Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 (edited) wheres the poll option that we all know you're gonna actually do Edited February 22, 2019 by DoubleDoink 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 22, 2019 Author Share Posted February 22, 2019 6 minutes ago, DoubleDoink said: wheres the poll option that we all know you're gonna actually do That makes zero sense. I'm not gonna blame your gf for dumping you. Usually it is the girl's fault because she thinks she can do whatever because she thinks she's living like a princess in a medieval kingdom, but in this case I believe the decision was given a great deal of thought and logic. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 chairs. rebecca. bus accident. i mean...you got a shot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriviuT Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 18 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: That makes zero sense. I'm not gonna blame your gf for dumping you. Usually it is the girl's fault because she thinks she can do whatever because she thinks she's living like a princess in a medieval kingdom, but in this case I believe the decision was given a great deal of thought and logic. Lmao you're fucking retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 I don't like the poll options. You'll still be alive, single, still live with mommy, and have a bad drinking problem due to depression but you won't have any physical issues from it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 39 minutes ago, bnmjy said: I don't like the poll options. You'll still be alive, single, still live with mommy, and have a bad drinking problem due to depression but you won't have any physical issues from it. It does usually take a while for liver problems to actually manifest. I'm guessing he won't start turning yellow until he's in his early to mid 50's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 judging from the pics i've seen, he's already suffering from an enlarged liver. and we all know where that leads... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 22, 2019 Author Share Posted February 22, 2019 27 minutes ago, mthor said: It does usually take a while for liver problems to actually manifest. I'm guessing he won't start turning yellow until he's in his early to mid 50's. I just don't buy it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanda Is A Nerd Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 7 hours ago, Zenigundam said: estrian. The way I'm always perambulating around, catching buses, starting up witty, badass banter with the (legal age) women after they get out of school. I don't even miss driving... h2h... it was cool, but it's much more laid back, chill, and alpha to have somebody else do the driving while I put my headphones on, sip on some whiskey or gin, and enjoy the ride. One. The fact that you stalk a highschool to talk to girls that you dont know the age to (There are people who go to highschool at the age of 15. You should be in jail)... Then you say its cool to have people drive you around because your a lazy bum? Ok. You really are a fucking idiot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 22, 2019 Author Share Posted February 22, 2019 (edited) I want her. That YouTube hookup scene... Edited February 22, 2019 by Zenigundam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 22, 2019 Author Share Posted February 22, 2019 Amanda, that's why you ask people their age. I know it's gonna be hard for you to believe, but everything isn't done over Instagram, Facetime, and Snapchat. Did we really fail this generation that much? 😔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanda Is A Nerd Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 10 hours ago, wacky1980 said: when you're 40, you'll already be well past your prime. those girls will be looking for the alpha stud lacrosse players from the local college. you'll be a dried up old turd with incurable STDs. He already looks like a turd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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