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Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I wish this means you've been growing your hair out for 15 years, but I know that's not the case, unless the selfie you posted in the pic thread is 15+ years old.

It means I learned how to cut my own hair. I must say I'm pretty damn good at it by now.

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4 minutes ago, midnight said:

Do you have to wait for military fatty's wife to go to bed before you can rub your crusted over vagina to his text messages?

Do you text him the sounds it makes as you pull your slimy hand out every time? Like fucking a mayonnaise jar.

 

Wtf man lmao what the hell is wrong with you. Goddamn this is funny HAHA

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4 minutes ago, Greeny said:

It means I learned how to cut my own hair. I must say I'm pretty damn good at it by now.

.......I'm not even convinced barbers or hairstylists give themselves their own haircuts.... Unless their haircut is to just shave their head.

Do you shave your head?

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Well she acted like she did me a favor by not charging me for the color. Like young girls out here really like have zero accountability these days...nah bitch..YOU messed it up...i wasnt intending on paying...

And i messed my hair up when i got sick and didnt take care of it and she was mad but by the end she was like "oo your hair feels good...feel it" cuz i got good hair bitch!

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3 hours ago, midnight said:

Do you have to wait for military fatty's wife to go to bed before you can rub your crusted over vagina to his text messages?

Do you text him the sounds it makes as you pull your slimy hand out every time? Like fucking a mayonnaise jar.

 

Hahahahahaha. 

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1 hour ago, fuggstop said:

 

Vertical video? REALLY? It’s 2019. Seriously, learn to take video and pictures. Also, in this HD age, your quality is shit. I’ve seen better phone porn videos shot in Pakistan than this. 

Also, your hair is stiffer than my startched jeans. 

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3 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

Vertical video? REALLY? It’s 2019. Seriously, learn to take video and pictures. Also, in this HD age, your quality is shit. I’ve seen better phone porn videos shot in Pakistan than this. 

Also, your hair is stiffer than my startched jeans. 

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Yes. Because I like my shit to look nice.

im surprised it doesn’t understand. Actually, I know why it doesn’t. It is side pussy all the time. That’s the reason it got knocked up and can’t get any child support. It’s arupid as well as side pussy. 

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Can anyone tell me why she shot a video with the rear camera in the mirror like it's 2001....I mean we all have front facing cameras now, right.

I guess I shouldn't complain because the poor quality and the fact the phone was in front of her moonpie the entire time is what made it slightly tolerable.

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