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If poor people are so poor, why don't they just get more money?


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Posted
1 hour ago, bnmjy said:

They didn't pray to Jesus enough. They deserve to be poor.

If you do like those televangelists say and make sure to send your generous donation to Holy Opulence Ministries, Jesus will be sure to bless you (yes, that means YOU!) with a brand new, pre-owned, Cadillac and all of your wildest dreams will come true.

But only if you pay. Dig deep. That mortgage means nothing when God Himself is going to give you the money after you send some money to the church. The good Reverend needs a new yacht.

Posted
3 minutes ago, empty said:

This one went over my head.

It wasn't a gem so it's perfectly fine.....It's MC Hammer and he was rich as fuck....Until he wasn't....So I thought Hammer telling anthing about finances would be hilarious.

Posted
1 minute ago, empty said:

Just go get some. I mean, it's right there.

See that Circle K? The clerk's not even at the register. Hit the No Sale button and that shit's yours.

Its that easy

Posted
12 minutes ago, empty said:

If you do like those televangelists say and make sure to send your generous donation to Holy Opulence Ministries, Jesus will be sure to bless you (yes, that means YOU!) with a brand new, pre-owned, Cadillac and all of your wildest dreams will come true.

But only if you pay. Dig deep. That mortgage means nothing when God Himself is going to give you the money after you send some money to the church. The good Reverend needs a new yacht.

Pre-owned Cadillac? I want a brand new Lexus.

Jesus can fuck right off.

Posted
3 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

Pre-owned Cadillac? I want a brand new Lexus.

Jesus can fuck right off.

THE LORD giveth and THE LORD taketh away.

If you'd made sure to add another zero to that check you sent us, He would have blessed you with a fresh new Mercedes-Benz.

Posted
2 minutes ago, empty said:

You majored in something useless like communications and now you're waiting tables at age 29?

Just get more money.

communications is very important

Posted

Heres an example of an economic system that keeps people poor:

Interest rates. Rich people pay little or no interest rates which means the poor pay more for the same things

 And before u say that its because they dont pay their bills...thats not necessarily true. Credit scores are also based on how much money you make and how much credit you utilize...so rich people of course have more $$ and utilize less credit.

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