Codename: Jackass Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 I mean, seriously, why would you want to be poor? Just get more money. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 GET MONEY 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 They didn't pray to Jesus enough. They deserve to be poor. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 https://unevenedge.com/topic/37215--/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 27, 2019 Author Share Posted January 27, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, cyberbully said: GET MONEY This one went over my head. Is it because Hammer had those tax problems? Edited January 27, 2019 by empty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 27, 2019 Author Share Posted January 27, 2019 1 hour ago, bnmjy said: They didn't pray to Jesus enough. They deserve to be poor. If you do like those televangelists say and make sure to send your generous donation to Holy Opulence Ministries, Jesus will be sure to bless you (yes, that means YOU!) with a brand new, pre-owned, Cadillac and all of your wildest dreams will come true. But only if you pay. Dig deep. That mortgage means nothing when God Himself is going to give you the money after you send some money to the church. The good Reverend needs a new yacht. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 27, 2019 Author Share Posted January 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Ric said: Go on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 27, 2019 Author Share Posted January 27, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, nameraka said: https://unevenedge.com/topic/37215--/ Edited January 27, 2019 by empty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, empty said: This one went over my head. It wasn't a gem so it's perfectly fine.....It's MC Hammer and he was rich as fuck....Until he wasn't....So I thought Hammer telling anthing about finances would be hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 27, 2019 Author Share Posted January 27, 2019 It took me a minute to realize it was Hammer but he was a little bit before my time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 And now that I look at it....I'm not even 100 percent that's hammer and not some cosplayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 27, 2019 Author Share Posted January 27, 2019 Just now, cyberbully said: And now that I look at it....I'm not even 100 percent that's hammer and not some cosplayer Google says it's him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 There are deeply historical systems in place to make sure they don't or get as little as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 27, 2019 Author Share Posted January 27, 2019 1 minute ago, fuggstop said: There are deeply historical systems in place to make sure they don't or get as little as possible. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 I mean seriously rob some mougpfukkaz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 27, 2019 Author Share Posted January 27, 2019 Just now, Poof said: I mean seriously rob some mougpfukkaz Just go get some. I mean, it's right there. See that Circle K? The clerk's not even at the register. Hit the No Sale button and that shit's yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 1 minute ago, empty said: Just go get some. I mean, it's right there. See that Circle K? The clerk's not even at the register. Hit the No Sale button and that shit's yours. Its that easy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 12 minutes ago, empty said: If you do like those televangelists say and make sure to send your generous donation to Holy Opulence Ministries, Jesus will be sure to bless you (yes, that means YOU!) with a brand new, pre-owned, Cadillac and all of your wildest dreams will come true. But only if you pay. Dig deep. That mortgage means nothing when God Himself is going to give you the money after you send some money to the church. The good Reverend needs a new yacht. Pre-owned Cadillac? I want a brand new Lexus. Jesus can fuck right off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 27, 2019 Author Share Posted January 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Poof said: Its that easy You majored in something useless like communications and now you're waiting tables at age 29? Just get more money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 27, 2019 Author Share Posted January 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Pre-owned Cadillac? I want a brand new Lexus. Jesus can fuck right off. THE LORD giveth and THE LORD taketh away. If you'd made sure to add another zero to that check you sent us, He would have blessed you with a fresh new Mercedes-Benz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, empty said: You majored in something useless like communications and now you're waiting tables at age 29? Just get more money. communications is very important Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 27, 2019 Author Share Posted January 27, 2019 Just now, Poof said: communications is very important Sorry, the big brains that make the fiber optic cables said your application has been denied. Too many other big brains willing to work longer hours for worse pay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 its too much work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 27, 2019 Author Share Posted January 27, 2019 7 minutes ago, Phillies said: its too much work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 @empty at a quick glance your avatar looks kinda like Al Bundy in his Polk High uniform. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 There is no way that's 130 in change Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 Ikr why don't they just buy more money? Or ask their parents for a small loan of a million dollars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 Heres an example of an economic system that keeps people poor: Interest rates. Rich people pay little or no interest rates which means the poor pay more for the same things And before u say that its because they dont pay their bills...thats not necessarily true. Credit scores are also based on how much money you make and how much credit you utilize...so rich people of course have more $$ and utilize less credit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 9 hours ago, empty said: I mean, seriously, why would you want to be poor? Just get more money. Why get more money when I can get more balloons instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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