Leon Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 Are you from the 50's? Porn wasn't even that hard to find back in the 90's.
fuggnificent Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 I watched porn on my computer before there were free sites and you had to download it. My dad found it and i lied and said the computer was hacked.
Master-Debater131 Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 What about fapping while wearing stuff from the Victoria Secret Catalog?
Leon Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 What about fapping while wearing stuff from the Victoria Secret Catalog? I thought you hated cross dressers. Fap is the onomatopoeia for male masturbation. Schlick is the female equivalent.
Ric Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 I watched porn on my computer before there were free sites and you had to download it. My dad found it and i lied and said the computer was hacked. Computer was in the dining room and there was always someone around stopping my from fapping at it. Mom didn't work.
Leon Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 Mom didn't work. Then you should've given her a show if she wouldn't let you have privacy with your porn.
NaBarney Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 Like this post if you fapped to WWE divas as a kid bc you didn't know what else to look up
Leon Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 Like this post if you fapped to WWE divas as a kid bc you didn't know what else to look up That's not why but sure.
Phillies Posted February 3, 2017 Author Posted February 3, 2017 I fapped to a Kmart catalog once. Ric. Shame on you
Phillies Posted February 3, 2017 Author Posted February 3, 2017 What about fapping while wearing stuff from the Victoria Secret Catalog? Your own stuff or someone else's?
Phillies Posted February 3, 2017 Author Posted February 3, 2017 Computer was in the dining room and there was always someone around stopping my from fapping at it. Mom didn't work. Yeah thats always a drag. You gotta have the computer in a secret area to avoid that. :|
André Toulon Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 Dude, I fapped to Sesame Street.....Maria used to be hot.
StarPanda Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 When i was very young that was my reading material
Master-Debater131 Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 Your own stuff or someone else's? My own
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 All the yes. I discovered the Victoria's Secret catalog something like 4 years before we ever got Internet access. The VS catalog single-handedly kick-started my sexuality. My favorite models to fap to were Stephanie Seymour, Tyra Banks, and Laetitia Costa. <3 <3 <3 Stephanie Seymour: Laetitia Costa: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5HDvFDH515E/TvqyGhDNQxI/AAAAAAAACIo/uBivD9WAlD0/s1600/Laetitia+Casta+Victoria%2527s+secret+model+%25281%2529.jpg[/img] I'm not going to bother with a pic of Tyra Banks because hopefully we all know what she looks like.
Phillies Posted February 3, 2017 Author Posted February 3, 2017 too white and skinny for my tastes :D
Leon Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 too white and skinny for my tastes Skinny? Are you a chubby chaser? Or do you prefer fat fetishist?
Phillies Posted February 3, 2017 Author Posted February 3, 2017 I am just curious in fat and black, only as a side dish, you know experimentation ;) ;) ;) ;) ;).
fuggnificent Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 I am just curious in fat and black, only as a side dish, you know experimentation ;) ;) ;) ;) ;). Side dish?!?!?! You're MY side dish. How bout dah?
Phillies Posted February 3, 2017 Author Posted February 3, 2017 Side dish?!?!?! You're MY side dish. How bout dah? (pulls live lobster out from under covers) <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 owo owo owo owo owo owo owo
fuggnificent Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 (pulls live lobster out from under covers) <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 owo owo owo owo owo owo owo omg gedaway from me with that! i like them red and cooked are you crazy or something?
Ric Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 omg gedaway from me with that! i like them red and cooked are you crazy or something? Damn, Phillies finally gettin' some and you gonna ruin it!
CutieQuesadilla Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 No, i bust a nut to myself once. Mirror time.
fuggnificent Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 Damn, Phillies finally gettin' some and you gonna ruin it! every time we get close he does something insane!
Kudasai Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 I have on numerous occasions back in they where porn wasn't as easily accessible as it is today
Phillies Posted February 3, 2017 Author Posted February 3, 2017 omg gedaway from me with that! i like them red and cooked are you crazy or something? (pulls out Leek with other hand.... slowly pulls waifu out from under covers owo )
fuggnificent Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 (pulls out Leek with other hand.... slowly pulls waifu out from under covers owo ) whats she doing here? its friday! shes usually out whoring. its MY day! thats it, im outta here. this is so fucked up!
Phillies Posted February 3, 2017 Author Posted February 3, 2017 whats she doing here? its friday! shes usually out whoring. its MY day! thats it, im outta here. this is so fucked up! no fuggz! wait! You are going to compromise this weekend! I thought you were going to keep a more open mind???
fuggnificent Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 no fuggz! wait! You are going to compromise this weekend! I thought you were going to keep a more open mind??? Try not pulling scary stuff from under the covers next time pal!
Phillies Posted February 3, 2017 Author Posted February 3, 2017 Try not pulling scary stuff from under the covers next time pal! I thought that was suppost to be my line
André Toulon Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 No, i bust a nut to myself once. Mirror time. I was so proud of my performance last week, she went right to sleep afterwards and I went and flexed in the mirror and turned myself on.....I went in there for a shower, but damn I was glistenin'......I had to do a solo round two because I still had more to offer but she was a lightweight.
Phillies Posted February 4, 2017 Author Posted February 4, 2017 I was so proud of my performance last week, she went right to sleep afterwards and I went and flexed in the mirror and turned myself on.....I went in there for a shower, but damn I was glistenin'......I had to do a solo round two because I still had more to offer but she was a lightweight. This almost sounds like an egotripical Zeni- post.
CutieQuesadilla Posted February 4, 2017 Posted February 4, 2017 I was so proud of my performance last week, she went right to sleep afterwards and I went and flexed in the mirror and turned myself on.....I went in there for a shower, but damn I was glistenin'......I had to do a solo round two because I still had more to offer but she was a lightweight. awesome. you put her to bed. mvp. Sometimes it's fun to just see yourself play with your pussy. It turned me on.
Distortedreasoning Posted February 4, 2017 Posted February 4, 2017 my dad used to rent adult movies and not do a good job of hiding them. so no crappy catalogs for me. wait thats a lie, i also looked at catalogs but they werent victorias secret.
Phillies Posted February 4, 2017 Author Posted February 4, 2017 awesome. you put her to bed. mvp. Sometimes it's fun to just see yourself play with your pussy. It turned me on. I agree :D
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