That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2018 Posted December 31, 2018 I'm trying to get my 2 inch baby carrot wet like waterfall đ„ 1
That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2018 Author Posted December 31, 2018 7 minutes ago, discolemonade said: get your corn creamed? Getting me beef stroganoffed 1
That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2018 Author Posted December 31, 2018 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: not me YUÂ
That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2018 Author Posted December 31, 2018 1 minute ago, discolemonade said: getting the cucumber pickled? Getting my pole swole
Naraku4656 Posted December 31, 2018 Posted December 31, 2018 last year i got -really- close. but i didn't have a girlfriend then so it was a welcome surprise
Greeny Posted December 31, 2018 Posted December 31, 2018 I hope a girl roofies me and has her way with me. That's the only way it's going to happen.
molarbear Posted December 31, 2018 Posted December 31, 2018 18 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I'm trying to get my 2 inch baby carrot wet like waterfall đ„ I dunno my current GF got injured attempting to remove a stump a week ago 3
That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2018 Author Posted December 31, 2018 6 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: last year i got -really- close. but i didn't have a girlfriend then so it was a welcome surprise Go on a tinder bender mate
That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2018 Author Posted December 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, Greeny said: I hope a girl roofies me and has her way with me. That's the only way it's going to happen. They're gonna use you like a maxi pad
Naraku4656 Posted December 31, 2018 Posted December 31, 2018 Just now, That_One_Guy said: Go on a tinder bender mate i'm good
cyberbully Posted December 31, 2018 Posted December 31, 2018 I might. I'm being optimistic but maybe not.....I tend to read too much into invitations sometimes. Â
bnmjy Posted December 31, 2018 Posted December 31, 2018 I'm currently working a double into thw new year, so in a way I am getting fucked. 1 1
Sawdamizer Posted December 31, 2018 Posted December 31, 2018 Yeah... But that's what hardware gets you...Â
That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2018 Author Posted December 31, 2018 19 minutes ago, cyberbully said: I might. I'm being optimistic but maybe not.....I tend to read too much into invitations sometimes.  I think you'll score some serious tang tonight.Â
That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2018 Author Posted December 31, 2018 21 minutes ago, enad said: Â I'll show this to my momÂ
That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2018 Author Posted December 31, 2018 20 minutes ago, Kudasai said: Not me that's for damn sure You can bro. Don't be down in dumps
That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2018 Author Posted December 31, 2018 19 minutes ago, bnmjy said: I'm currently working a double into thw new year, so in a way I am getting fucked. Best post ever
That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2018 Author Posted December 31, 2018 15 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Yeah... But that's what hardware gets you... You make those cheeks clap bro? Video?Â
That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2018 Author Posted December 31, 2018 6 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Do balloons count? I've joined the dark side. I'm a loonÂ
cyberbully Posted December 31, 2018 Posted December 31, 2018 (edited) 22 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I think you'll score some serious tang tonight. It's weird man, I swear women have some sort of bitch radar or some shit. I got into it with my lady friend last night. Pretty much just bailed on her in the middle of the night and was like I'll bring in new years alone. So she is posting memes on FB about being single on NYE and shit.....Knowing I can see them, but I'm not one to take the bait. Out of nowhere, this chick I haven't messed with in months calls and asks what I'm doing for NY.....I'm like nothing, she's like well you can come over and we can watch some movies until the ball drops..... So even though I doubt she meant that as innuendo, I'm grabbing some wine and shit.....Just in case. Edited December 31, 2018 by cyberbully
That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2018 Author Posted December 31, 2018 1 minute ago, cyberbully said: It's weird man, I swear women have some sort of bitch radar or some shit. I got into it with my lady friend last night. Pretty much just bailed on her in the middle of the night and was like I'll bring in new years alone. So she is posting memes on FB about being single on NYE and shit.....Knowing I can see them, but I'm not one to take the bait. Out of nowhere, this chick I haven't messed with in months calls and asks what I'm doing for NY.....I'm like nothing, she's like well you can come over and we can watch some moves until the ball drops..... So even though I doubt she meant that as innuendo, I'm grabbing some wine and shit.....Just in case. Good for you for not taking that bait. Go Hulu and do you with that other chick
TrigunBebop Posted December 31, 2018 Posted December 31, 2018 42 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I've joined the dark side. I'm a loon You're a balloon!? Can I blow you... up?
That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2018 Author Posted December 31, 2018 12 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: You're a balloon!? Can I blow you... up? Oh yeah bb blow me all the way up
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