That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 I'm trying to get my 2 inch baby carrot wet like waterfall đ„ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 get your corn creamed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 not me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 getting the cucumber pickled? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2018 Author Share Posted December 31, 2018 7 minutes ago, discolemonade said: get your corn creamed? Getting me beef stroganoffed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2018 Author Share Posted December 31, 2018 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: not me YUÂ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2018 Author Share Posted December 31, 2018 1 minute ago, discolemonade said: getting the cucumber pickled? Getting my pole swole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 last year i got -really- close. but i didn't have a girlfriend then so it was a welcome surprise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 I hope a girl roofies me and has her way with me. That's the only way it's going to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 18 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I'm trying to get my 2 inch baby carrot wet like waterfall đ„ I dunno my current GF got injured attempting to remove a stump a week ago 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2018 Author Share Posted December 31, 2018 6 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: last year i got -really- close. but i didn't have a girlfriend then so it was a welcome surprise Go on a tinder bender mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2018 Author Share Posted December 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, Greeny said: I hope a girl roofies me and has her way with me. That's the only way it's going to happen. They're gonna use you like a maxi pad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Just now, That_One_Guy said: Go on a tinder bender mate i'm good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 I might. I'm being optimistic but maybe not.....I tend to read too much into invitations sometimes.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enad Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Â 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Not me that's for damn sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 I'm currently working a double into thw new year, so in a way I am getting fucked. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Yeah... But that's what hardware gets you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2018 Author Share Posted December 31, 2018 19 minutes ago, cyberbully said: I might. I'm being optimistic but maybe not.....I tend to read too much into invitations sometimes.  I think you'll score some serious tang tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Do balloons count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2018 Author Share Posted December 31, 2018 21 minutes ago, enad said:  I'll show this to my mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2018 Author Share Posted December 31, 2018 20 minutes ago, Kudasai said: Not me that's for damn sure You can bro. Don't be down in dumps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2018 Author Share Posted December 31, 2018 19 minutes ago, bnmjy said: I'm currently working a double into thw new year, so in a way I am getting fucked. Best post ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2018 Author Share Posted December 31, 2018 15 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Yeah... But that's what hardware gets you... You make those cheeks clap bro? Video? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2018 Author Share Posted December 31, 2018 6 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Do balloons count? I've joined the dark side. I'm a loon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 (edited) 22 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I think you'll score some serious tang tonight. It's weird man, I swear women have some sort of bitch radar or some shit. I got into it with my lady friend last night. Pretty much just bailed on her in the middle of the night and was like I'll bring in new years alone. So she is posting memes on FB about being single on NYE and shit.....Knowing I can see them, but I'm not one to take the bait. Out of nowhere, this chick I haven't messed with in months calls and asks what I'm doing for NY.....I'm like nothing, she's like well you can come over and we can watch some movies until the ball drops..... So even though I doubt she meant that as innuendo, I'm grabbing some wine and shit.....Just in case. Edited December 31, 2018 by cyberbully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2018 Author Share Posted December 31, 2018 1 minute ago, cyberbully said: It's weird man, I swear women have some sort of bitch radar or some shit. I got into it with my lady friend last night. Pretty much just bailed on her in the middle of the night and was like I'll bring in new years alone. So she is posting memes on FB about being single on NYE and shit.....Knowing I can see them, but I'm not one to take the bait. Out of nowhere, this chick I haven't messed with in months calls and asks what I'm doing for NY.....I'm like nothing, she's like well you can come over and we can watch some moves until the ball drops..... So even though I doubt she meant that as innuendo, I'm grabbing some wine and shit.....Just in case. Good for you for not taking that bait. Go Hulu and do you with that other chick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 42 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I've joined the dark side. I'm a loon You're a balloon!? Can I blow you... up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 31, 2018 Author Share Posted December 31, 2018 12 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: You're a balloon!? Can I blow you... up? Oh yeah bb blow me all the way up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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