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But not the pussy you're getting for free >:D

 

Yeah uh...  I dunno how to solve that problem :|  There must be an answer to that, I just don't know what it is. :|

What do the rest of you loosey-gooseys do?

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What is the precise definition of a rimjob?

 

An instance in which the tongue is rubbed in a circular motion around someone else's sphincter.

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Excited to give out those rimjobs?

 

Get a room already.

 

The board doesn't need to be an elaborate mating dance between the two of you.

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Get a room already.

 

The board doesn't need to be an elaborate mating dance between the two of you.

 

Hey, I didn't sign up for a blow or rim job.  :|

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If that's how it works, I had no idea. I will waive mine.

 

Sorry but you have to make that disclaimer before anyone else signs up.

 

Phillies has to rim you before anyone else gets their turn.

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Sorry but you have to make that disclaimer before anyone else signs up.

 

Phillies has to rim you before anyone else gets their turn.

 

Who makes these rules????? :| :| :| :| :|

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Sorry but you have to make that disclaimer before anyone else signs up.

 

Phillies has to rim you before anyone else gets their turn.

 

Bull! You almost had me though, my pants were down for a second.

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Yeah uh...  I dunno how to solve that problem :|  There must be an answer to that, I just don't know what it is. :|

What do the rest of you loosey-gooseys do?

I dunno what the loosey gooseys do. I'm tight I've never had kids. Penises hafta work hard to prepare for entry.

 

 

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An instance in which the tongue is rubbed in a circular motion around someone else's sphincter.

just for clarity, did that really need pointed out? i mean, i guess contortionists might need that guidance, but let's be honest here. none of us are that thin, or flexible.
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free blow jobs.

there's no such thing as a free blowjob. either they cost money, or there's strings attached. every time. even if it's a bday bjay, you'd better believe you're at least expected to return the favor tomorrow.
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