I think youre my daddy

[Guest Knife_Hands]

Can i call u daddy?

[Still Me]

1 minute ago, Knife_Hands said:

Can i call u daddy?

 

[Codename: Jackass]

[bnmjy]

If u don't know, ur a virgin pillow humper.

[BlackNoir]

+1

[Guest Knife_Hands]

1 hour ago, Still Me said:

 

Mommy!

[Guest Knife_Hands]

I love u mommy!

[Vamped]

The sex I had with your mother meant nothing .... I was drunk ... and vulnerable 

[fuggstop]

I always wanted to be a daddy!

[Kudasai]

 

[Vamped]

If you're really my son, you'll climb back up the mountain 

 

[Guest Knife_Hands]

1 hour ago, Vamped said:

The sex I had with your mother meant nothing .... I was drunk ... and vulnerable 

Should have thrown up on her 2 instead of nutting then u would have a puked son. 

[Guest Knife_Hands]

26 minutes ago, Vamped said:

If you're really my son, you'll climb back up the mountain 

 

Mt everest here i come!

[PhilosipherStoned]

No that really ruins the mood in bed. 

[TrigunBebop]

I can't be your dad.

You aren't a half human/half balloon hybrid.

Edited December 28, 2018 by TrigunBebop

[Juice McKenzie]

are you ickin' for a dickin'?

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

On 12/28/2018 at 1:44 AM, Still Me said:

 

OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR WRISTS?

[Still Me]

1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR WRISTS?

Same thing that’s about to happen to yours