Codename: Jackass Posted February 2, 2017 Posted February 2, 2017 I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Codename: Jackass Posted February 2, 2017 Author Posted February 2, 2017 You've got to be careful of the infetterence.
NaBarney Posted February 2, 2017 Posted February 2, 2017 I quote this all the time, but I always thought the line was "fascinating if true"
stilgar Posted February 2, 2017 Posted February 2, 2017 Oh, I thought he was going to be your cashier.
André Toulon Posted February 2, 2017 Posted February 2, 2017 That CP was stupid 3 years ago and it's stupid now.
Codename: Jackass Posted February 2, 2017 Author Posted February 2, 2017 Oh, I thought he was going to be your cashier. He's a rich and successful actor lol I told a fib just then
Codename: Jackass Posted February 2, 2017 Author Posted February 2, 2017 That CP was stupid 3 years ago and it's stupid now. Not condescending enough.
André Toulon Posted February 2, 2017 Posted February 2, 2017 Not condescending enough. Bang up job digging through the dirty hamper of shit streaked and tired memes to bring us one of tumblr's fascinating tales of neckbeard fantasy.......You sir, win the internet. Better?
RPM Jr. Posted February 2, 2017 Posted February 2, 2017 Sure. Okay. I would've called him "President Not Sure" myself.
Codename: Jackass Posted February 2, 2017 Author Posted February 2, 2017 bnmjy[/member] Go away, batin'.
Codename: Jackass Posted February 2, 2017 Author Posted February 2, 2017 Bang up job digging through the dirty hamper of shit streaked and tired memes to bring us one of tumblr's fascinating tales of neckbeard fantasy.......You sir, win the internet. Better? I thought you were a cyber bully. I don't see any evidence.
Codename: Jackass Posted February 2, 2017 Author Posted February 2, 2017 Sure. Okay. I would've called him "President Not Sure" myself. He started shrieking autistically when I mentioned Idiocracy.
Codename: Jackass Posted February 2, 2017 Author Posted February 2, 2017 I don't even live in Dallas.
Codename: Jackass Posted February 2, 2017 Author Posted February 2, 2017 Why would you say a thing like that?
Chapinator_X Posted February 2, 2017 Posted February 2, 2017 I think I've seen this story with Nicholas Cage as the famous guy instead.
Codename: Jackass Posted February 2, 2017 Author Posted February 2, 2017 You can do it with any celebrity that would sound half plausible.
Codename: Jackass Posted February 2, 2017 Author Posted February 2, 2017 Yeah but it sounds like it actually happened unlike my dumb story. I'd have a hard time not having a fangasm if I met Trent.
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