Codename: Jackass Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 2, 2017 Author Share Posted February 2, 2017 You've got to be careful of the infetterence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 I quote this all the time, but I always thought the line was "fascinating if true" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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stilgar Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Oh, I thought he was going to be your cashier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 That CP was stupid 3 years ago and it's stupid now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 2, 2017 Author Share Posted February 2, 2017 Oh, I thought he was going to be your cashier. He's a rich and successful actor lol I told a fib just then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 2, 2017 Author Share Posted February 2, 2017 That CP was stupid 3 years ago and it's stupid now. Not condescending enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Not condescending enough. Bang up job digging through the dirty hamper of shit streaked and tired memes to bring us one of tumblr's fascinating tales of neckbeard fantasy.......You sir, win the internet. Better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPM Jr. Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Sure. Okay. I would've called him "President Not Sure" myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 2, 2017 Author Share Posted February 2, 2017 bnmjy[/member] Go away, batin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 2, 2017 Author Share Posted February 2, 2017 Bang up job digging through the dirty hamper of shit streaked and tired memes to bring us one of tumblr's fascinating tales of neckbeard fantasy.......You sir, win the internet. Better? I thought you were a cyber bully. I don't see any evidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 2, 2017 Author Share Posted February 2, 2017 Sure. Okay. I would've called him "President Not Sure" myself. He started shrieking autistically when I mentioned Idiocracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Pics or it dint happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 2, 2017 Author Share Posted February 2, 2017 I don't even live in Dallas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 This smells like a fish story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 2, 2017 Author Share Posted February 2, 2017 Why would you say a thing like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 I think I've seen this story with Nicholas Cage as the famous guy instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 2, 2017 Author Share Posted February 2, 2017 You can do it with any celebrity that would sound half plausible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 this seems like pasta..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 2, 2017 Author Share Posted February 2, 2017 Ya buddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 2, 2017 Author Share Posted February 2, 2017 Yeah but it sounds like it actually happened unlike my dumb story. I'd have a hard time not having a fangasm if I met Trent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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