Too tired to jerk off

[GuyBeardmane]

But not too tired to post a thread to tell everyone.

I'm going to sleep.

[nameraka]

that happened to me once.

1998? 99?

something like that. 

tough times...

[Mini_ghost420]

let your beard do the work

[TrigunBebop]

Moments like this are why certain sex toys exist.

Hands-free fapping.

[cyberbully]

Where's the cute lil black chick....She looks like she knows her way around a shaft.

[molarbear]

2 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said:

But not too tired to post a thread to tell everyone.

I'm going to sleep.

I feel like someone did not prioritize their time correctly

[Codename: Jackass]

A few nights ago I was really really sleepy but horny at the same time and I was like "well I'll just load up the ol' porn box and rub a quick one before I pass out" and then I woke up with my pants off. Just passed smooth out before I could even begin.

[Vamped]

6 hours ago, empty said:

A few nights ago I was really really sleepy but horny at the same time and I was like "well I'll just load up the ol' porn box and rub a quick one before I pass out" and then I woke up with my pants off. Just passed smooth out before I could even begin.

I dont usually take off my pants but thats happened to me before 

Got way too comfortable and passed out 

[GuyBeardmane]

[Kudasai]

3 hours ago, Vamped said:

I dont usually take off my pants but thats happened to me before 

Got way too comfortable and passed out 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

On 12/19/2018 at 8:40 AM, GuyBeardmane said:

Please dear god tell me that's real.