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Theres this chinese place i last had food from when i was a teenager and it was really good.

So i went there tonight and there was a sign on the door that said "no weapons". I thought "uhhh ok" and still went it cuz it said "Canton" in chinese letters on the front and i wanted some fucking shrimp lo mein

I walk in and see pool tables and a bar and EVERYONE in the establishment turned and looked at me.

So i go:200.gif.2f284a80f61a44c8bb5684e6469fedbb.gif

And runaway and get back in my car fast

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  On 11/21/2018 at 12:04 AM, fuggstop said:

Theres this chinese place i last had food from when i was a teenager and it was really good.

So i went there tonight and there was a sign on the door that said "no weapons". I thought "uhhh ok" and still went it cuz it said "Canton" in chinese letters on the front and i wanted some fucking shrimp lo mein

I walk in and see pool tables and a bar and EVERYONE in the establishment turned and looked at me.

So i go:200.gif.2f284a80f61a44c8bb5684e6469fedbb.gif

And runaway and get back in my car fast

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My country ass went to a doughnut spot where a fucking gang war jumped off the week before, and you're scared of pool tables? WEAK!

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  On 11/21/2018 at 12:22 AM, fuggstop said:

Id like to see you walk your mayo ass up in there. Look. There's places even black people dont go,k?

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No, there are places that RACISTS don't go.

The rest of us smile and have no problems....

 

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  On 11/21/2018 at 2:13 AM, Ginguy said:

No, there are places that RACISTS don't go.

The rest of us smile and have no problems....

 

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You realize youre the 1st person that even mentioned race...not me...so who really is the racist?

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  On 11/21/2018 at 12:11 AM, SorceressPol said:

My country ass went to a doughnut spot where a fucking gang war jumped off the week before, and you're scared of pool tables? WEAK!

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well in Norbit Mr wong had a harpoon so in fuggs defense I wouldn't blame her for running away 

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Dude, I probably would have asked but then again, a bar full of folks would tickle my anxiety...because a bunch of people with opinions somehow scare the fuck out of me. 

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I probably would have walked in  any way ..Try walking that mayo ass to the greyhound depot through east LA at night.. one dark voice starts walking next to you and states " people like you do not usually walk through here" O.o .. then he is joined by three others .. then two more.. asking do you have any smokes or monies ? erm nope.. " what are you doing ?" erm walking to get a bus at the greyhound bus stop .. " where are you from ?"  the answer to that was beaconsfield tasmania. Escorted all the way nothing happened n on getting there hand them half a packet of cigs. One of them states that you are ok.. and that he will remember the tattoos .. true story 

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  On 11/21/2018 at 12:04 AM, fuggstop said:

Theres this chinese place i last had food from when i was a teenager and it was really good.

So i went there tonight and there was a sign on the door that said "no weapons". I thought "uhhh ok" and still went it cuz it said "Canton" in chinese letters on the front and i wanted some fucking shrimp lo mein

I walk in and see pool tables and a bar and EVERYONE in the establishment turned and looked at me.

So i go:200.gif.2f284a80f61a44c8bb5684e6469fedbb.gif

And runaway and get back in my car fast

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  On 11/21/2018 at 2:13 PM, Kuroko said:

Bucket, Ben, Pactard, Jinga all racists 

Pactard only permanent removal 

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Says the retarded goblin who lost his (utterly worthless) special rank and got his ass banned for posting a bunch of racist nonsense.

 

 

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  On 11/21/2018 at 11:47 PM, Ginguy said:

Says the retarded goblin who lost his (utterly worthless) special rank and got his ass banned for posting a bunch of racist nonsense.

 

 

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Banned nope rank ehh it means jack shit honestly I did absolutely nothing so it's not much of a difference

So what did you gain other than being a degenerate human being?

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