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17 minutes ago, Buddyroe360 said:

@Doom Metal Alchemist You have a fucking band.....There is NO excuse for you being a virgin.....I mean if you are....I just assume that's what the sadface is for.

We have played exactly one gig. :D

My bandmates know of my virginity and are trying to get me laid though. One of my bandmates said he talked to one of his female friends about it and she's interested. Still waiting to see a pic. 

But a mental block I have with this is I feel I should wait until I move out of my parents' house. My mom's beliefs about sex border on puritanical, so I can't bring her back here to do it. My bandmate said we can't do it at her place for whatever reason. 

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38 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

We have played exactly one gig. :D

My bandmates know of my virginity and are trying to get me laid though. One of my bandmates said he talked to one of his female friends about it and she's interested. Still waiting to see a pic. 

But a mental block I have with this is I feel I should wait until I move out of my parents' house. My mom's beliefs about sex border on puritanical, so I can't bring her back here to do it. My bandmate said we can't do it at her place for whatever reason. 

Do you work....Get a seedy motel room, or take her to the home section of Best Buy

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37 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

We have played exactly one gig. :D

My bandmates know of my virginity and are trying to get me laid though. One of my bandmates said he talked to one of his female friends about it and she's interested. Still waiting to see a pic. 

But a mental block I have with this is I feel I should wait until I move out of my parents' house. My mom's beliefs about sex border on puritanical, so I can't bring her back here to do it. My bandmate said we can't do it at her place for whatever reason. 

Oh for God's sake, that's what cars are for. You darn kids.

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50 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

We have played exactly one gig. :D

My bandmates know of my virginity and are trying to get me laid though. One of my bandmates said he talked to one of his female friends about it and she's interested. Still waiting to see a pic. 

But a mental block I have with this is I feel I should wait until I move out of my parents' house. My mom's beliefs about sex border on puritanical, so I can't bring her back here to do it. My bandmate said we can't do it at her place for whatever reason. 

I don't know if you're serious or if you're fucking with us.

If you are serious, Buddy has it right. Go to a motel. 

No way for that to fail, unless you both have a curfew. 

The curfew part is a joke, unless it isn't. In that case, I quit.

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I definitely don't have a curfew, but my mom is a worrier and she likes to know where I am going when I go out. My dad is far more likely to be pissed at me for not telling them where I'm going because my mom will be worried sick.

I guess I could lie and say I'm working overtime when I'm really going to a motel. I don't know. I feel like if I'm lying to my parents I'd be more nervous about that and I might not enjoy myself. 

But we're getting a little ahead of ourselves, I don't even know what she looks like yet.

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3 hours ago, KimopoBotar said:

Does it matter? 

I know you all must be thinking, "Man, 35 year old virgin, he must be so desperate to lose his v-card."

But I'm really not. Of course, I would like to lose my virginity. But it's not at all a high priority. I'm not really interested in having sex with someone I don't find attractive just to say I did it.

In a certain respect, my thinking is similar to how Buddy's was. I'm in a band, once we start gigging, hopefully it'll happen organically, despite my best efforts to self-sabotage.

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59 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I know you all must be thinking, "Man, 35 year old virgin, he must be so desperate to lose his v-card."

But I'm really not. Of course, I would like to lose my virginity. But it's not at all a high priority. I'm not really interested in having sex with someone I don't find attractive just to say I did it.

In a certain respect, my thinking is similar to how Buddy's was. I'm in a band, once we start gigging, hopefully it'll happen organically, despite my best efforts to self-sabotage.

At 35 you need to forget organic and get you some damned chicken nuggets.

But I see the self sabotage all over this.....I understand respect for your parents, but you're 35......I didn't used to come home for days when I was 16....Just call and be like "hey, I'm ok"

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9 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

At 35 you need to forget organic and get you some damned chicken nuggets.

 

lol. I've waited this long, I can wait a little longer. Now, I'm not intentionally waiting until I get some groupies, but I guess optimism for the future is overriding any desperation I may have in the present.

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But I see the self sabotage all over this.....I understand respect for your parents, but you're 35......I didn't used to come home for days when I was 16....Just call and be like "hey, I'm ok"

I don't want to get into specifics, but my mom is very fragile emotionally.

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