Zenigundam Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 because they're embarrassed to own up to their past mistakes with guys. That's why I need to aim younger and be the first significant guy, otherwise girls will just feel guilty and they'll be afraid that my no-nonsense style will traumatize them when I make them confront their past!
Phillies Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 Still waiting to see some young girl's mangled body in a dumpster fire on the 6 o'clock news 8)
Leon Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 I think they lie to you because they instinctively know that if they gave you the right address, they could never feel safe in their own home again.
mthor Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 Girls lie to you because you reek of desperation and low-end beer.
Phillies Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 On 1/30/2017 at 5:52 PM, mthor said: Girls lie to you because you reek of desperation and low-end beer. Ouch
Zenigundam Posted January 30, 2017 Author Posted January 30, 2017 *OKC betch ignores me* (Two days later) I asked you "HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND?!?!?!!" *punches wall and quickly forces a nervous smile as I return to normalcy* *Girl replies about "red flags" and "blocking me" and whatnot* Smh... Can't win these days. :beer:
Zenigundam Posted January 30, 2017 Author Posted January 30, 2017 Same lol. See, a nice quick reply there, Ric. Why can't these OKC liars do the same? Are they just trying to get me to snap for shets and giggles?
Ric Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 Probably, in their defense you snapping could be amusing.
Ric Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 Aim younger? Aren't you aiming for the 17-19 age already?
Derackthehunter Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 See here I thought you were actually asking like you cared. So to your heartlessness I say it was vastly better then yours
God-Says-No Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 because youre a fat fucking ugly worthless person youll never get laid
Zenigundam Posted January 30, 2017 Author Posted January 30, 2017 On 1/30/2017 at 6:34 PM, Derackthehunter said: See here I thought you were actually asking like you cared. So to your heartlessness I say it was vastly better then yours than* :
Derackthehunter Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 On 1/30/2017 at 6:37 PM, Zenigundam said: than* : Eh that doesn't bother me.
Zenigundam Posted January 30, 2017 Author Posted January 30, 2017 On 1/30/2017 at 6:41 PM, Derackthehunter said: Eh that doesn't bother me. I know, I'm just helping you out. The ladies dig my smarts!
Zenigundam Posted January 30, 2017 Author Posted January 30, 2017 On 1/30/2017 at 6:36 PM, God-Says-No said: because youre a fat fucking ugly worthless person youll never get laid At least you speak from experience.
Zenigundam Posted January 30, 2017 Author Posted January 30, 2017 On 1/30/2017 at 6:32 PM, Ric said: Probably, in their defense you snapping could be amusing. That... could be it. I love them and they toy with me... somebody has to teach them a lesson....
Derackthehunter Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 On 1/30/2017 at 6:42 PM, Zenigundam said: I know, I'm just helping you out. The ladies dig my smarts! I appreciate it. Maybe someday I'll help get you laid.
Zenigundam Posted January 30, 2017 Author Posted January 30, 2017 *Gets up in your face while cracking knuckles* Think you'll be around by then?
Derackthehunter Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 On 1/30/2017 at 6:55 PM, Zenigundam said: *Gets up in your face while cracking knuckles* Think you'll be around by then? Yes. I have no reason to think otherwise.
StarPanda Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 My weekend consisted of getting a date on okc and showing her the back seat of my car
Zenigundam Posted January 30, 2017 Author Posted January 30, 2017 I'll tell you why. >( Women. *crushes orange in his hand*
Houdini Splicer Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 Yeah, I'm getting the police, and I'm showing them this shit. Look on the bright side: by the end of the day, you won't be a virgin anymore. Oh, and when you see 'Mule Dick' Mike, and you will, tell him I said Merry Christmas. He'll know what you mean... and you soon will, too. Creepy little bastard.
DragonSinger Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 My period didn't come early this month like it did the past 2 times, so I got to enjoy my weekend.
Houdini Splicer Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 On 1/30/2017 at 8:20 PM, scoobdog said: Show them what, exactly? This right here. Doesn't it say it all?
Zenigundam Posted January 30, 2017 Author Posted January 30, 2017 On 1/30/2017 at 8:20 PM, scoobdog said: Show them what, exactly? Someone oughta teach them a lesson...
God-Says-No Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 something was here, now it is not ~MEXobiologist
Vercaties Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 Gotta keep chicken nuggets and Cheeto poofs in your pocket homie. Come on haven't you taken sex ed?
Misaka Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 Stalking them and acting like an asshole doesn't help you
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