you ever have a fart that's so smelly it makes you cough

[Naraku4656]

jesus where are my matches

[Bouvre]

My coughs are all farts so no

[Ric]

no

 

[GuyBeardmane]

I almost stank myself out of the car driving home from work once.

[Sandstone]

No that sounds unseemly. 

[mthor]

The millennium began with my husband sleeping on the couch because I was having such heinous gas that he couldn't sleep in the same bed with me.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

22 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said:

I almost stank myself out of the car driving home from work once.

.....Was it too cold to roll the window down?

[CAC]

Sure

[GuyBeardmane]

1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

.....Was it too cold to roll the window down?

No.  I farted and the smell hit super fast and I barely had time to get the windows down.

[StarPanda]

Nah never