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UnevenEdge

New roommate for the first time in many years


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Do what everyone else does (Wait for them to leave for work, then immediately start slamming shots and blasting all the hottest Depeche mode tracks)

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6 minutes ago, NSAID said:

Do what everyone else does (Wait for them to leave for work, then immediately start slamming shots and blasting all the hottest Depeche mode tracks)

We work at the same times, even have the same days off... Also they sleep on a mattress on the floor that's right next to the walkway for the kitchen 

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8 hours ago, Nabloom said:

Yeah my remote has a headphone. Jack but they can still her me in here taking to myself, going crazy 

if they're gonna live with you they're gonna have to get used to someone acting crazy

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4 minutes ago, midnight said:

Wait. Are you calling your worms your room mates?

When the song “you’ve got a friend in me” plays....he sings like lyrics as:

”I’ve got friends in me...I’ve got friends in me....”

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1 minute ago, Still Me said:

When the song “you’ve got a friend in me” plays....he sings like lyrics as:

”I’ve got friends in me...I’ve got friends in me....”

Hahaha, He's singing some Randy Newman to his butthole.

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24 minutes ago, Still Me said:

No matter the scenario....it’s all disturbing...

I'm sure it is more disturbing for the worms, who have to be inside a crazy man's asshole. 

It could be worse, they could be in Musket's ass. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Naraku4656 said:

I legit thought you were homeless

I legit think he has the money to get himself dewormed. Esp now that his bills are cut in half. He just doesn't want to spend it.

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