Tengu Posted October 18, 2018 Posted October 18, 2018 That never happened. “Bitch, don’t make me slap you again” - George Washington 3
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 18, 2018 Posted October 18, 2018 "We have landed on the moon" - the crew of Apollo 1
Kudasai Posted October 18, 2018 Posted October 18, 2018 "Go home and be a family man" Col. William Guile 1 2
Zenigundam Posted October 18, 2018 Posted October 18, 2018 "Your eyes say 'yes' and so does your body. I'm going to make out with you right now, you sexy, 17 year old, legal age teen. Let's go to prom together. 😌" -Zenigundam, lone wolf alpha male warrior 🐺 1
Tengu Posted October 18, 2018 Author Posted October 18, 2018 “Thata bitcha is always in anothera castle” - Mario 1 2
bnmjy Posted October 18, 2018 Posted October 18, 2018 "Cigarette smoke doesn't have an odor." - some weirdo 1 1
Zenigundam Posted October 18, 2018 Posted October 18, 2018 On 10/18/2018 at 8:36 PM, Zenigundam said: "Your eyes say 'yes' and so does your body. I'm going to make out with you right now, you sexy, 17 year old, legal age teen. Let's go to prom together. 😌" -Zenigundam, lone wolf alpha male warrior 🐺 Expand This dude gets the prized ladies. 🧔
fuggstop Posted October 18, 2018 Posted October 18, 2018 "You aint gonna find another bitch like me, BOI!" - Fuggs "Love you"-Drunk Buddyroe "Does you ankles reach your ears?"-Sawdy "I will die like every proud white man...having seen Fugg's tits" -Dane
Tengu Posted October 18, 2018 Author Posted October 18, 2018 On 10/18/2018 at 8:36 PM, Zenigundam said: "Your eyes say 'yes' and so does your body. I'm going to make out with you right now, you sexy, 17 year old, legal age teen. Let's go to prom together. 😌" -Zenigundam, lone wolf alpha male warrior 🐺 Expand 1 4
Kudasai Posted October 18, 2018 Posted October 18, 2018 On 10/18/2018 at 8:36 PM, Zenigundam said: "Your eyes say 'yes' and so does your body. I'm going to make out with you right now, you sexy, 17 year old, legal age teen. Let's go to prom together. 😌" -Zenigundam, lone wolf alpha male warrior 🐺 Expand
Zenigundam Posted October 18, 2018 Posted October 18, 2018 On 10/18/2018 at 8:43 PM, Tengu said: Expand That's ga... Oh right... That's uh... strange.
Tengu Posted October 18, 2018 Author Posted October 18, 2018 On 10/18/2018 at 8:51 PM, Zenigundam said: Have to be politically correct sadly Expand So is that why you describe minors as “legal age”?
Zenigundam Posted October 18, 2018 Posted October 18, 2018 On 10/18/2018 at 8:56 PM, Tengu said: So is that why you describe minors as “legal age”? Expand Legal age women. Please don't call them minors. That's demeaning. Give them their due credit. 👨💼
Tengu Posted October 18, 2018 Author Posted October 18, 2018 Ok, how about instead of minors we call them children. Or kids for short.
Zenigundam Posted October 18, 2018 Posted October 18, 2018 On 10/18/2018 at 9:03 PM, Tengu said: Ok, how about instead of minors we call them children. Or kids for short. Expand How about we call them legal 16-18 year old women as per New Jersey state law? *Zenigundam's bouncers approach from the shadows, while cracking knuckles, as Zeni, in the dead middle of these bouncers, smiles and snaps his fingers* 🎅🐺👨💻
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 18, 2018 Posted October 18, 2018 "Stop quoting me." -Oscar Wilde 2
bnmjy Posted October 18, 2018 Posted October 18, 2018 (edited) "Of course you faggots would prefer that over a real woman." - loosely quoted, fuggs Edited October 18, 2018 by bnmjy 3
tsar4 Posted October 18, 2018 Posted October 18, 2018 "Is there such a thing as a class action restraining order?" - all the hot, legal-aged teen girls zeni ever approached. 1
nameraka Posted October 18, 2018 Posted October 18, 2018 if you're going to be crazy, you better get paid for it or else you're going to get locked up. -my mom 3
tsar4 Posted October 18, 2018 Posted October 18, 2018 "I remind somebody of everyone." - tsar4 circa. 1982
midnight Posted October 18, 2018 Posted October 18, 2018 Oh my God, not again. I have worms!. -Nabs. 1 4
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