Tengu Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 That never happened. “Bitch, don’t make me slap you again” - George Washington 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 18, 2018 Author Share Posted October 18, 2018 “Very nice!” - Nikola Tesla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 "We have landed on the moon" - the crew of Apollo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 "Go home and be a family man" Col. William Guile 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 "Your eyes say 'yes' and so does your body. I'm going to make out with you right now, you sexy, 17 year old, legal age teen. Let's go to prom together. 😌" -Zenigundam, lone wolf alpha male warrior 🐺 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 18, 2018 Author Share Posted October 18, 2018 “Thata bitcha is always in anothera castle” - Mario 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 "Cigarette smoke doesn't have an odor." - some weirdo 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: "Your eyes say 'yes' and so does your body. I'm going to make out with you right now, you sexy, 17 year old, legal age teen. Let's go to prom together. 😌" -Zenigundam, lone wolf alpha male warrior 🐺 This dude gets the prized ladies. 🧔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 "You aint gonna find another bitch like me, BOI!" - Fuggs "Love you"-Drunk Buddyroe "Does you ankles reach your ears?"-Sawdy "I will die like every proud white man...having seen Fugg's tits" -Dane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 18, 2018 Author Share Posted October 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: "Your eyes say 'yes' and so does your body. I'm going to make out with you right now, you sexy, 17 year old, legal age teen. Let's go to prom together. 😌" -Zenigundam, lone wolf alpha male warrior 🐺 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 5 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: "Your eyes say 'yes' and so does your body. I'm going to make out with you right now, you sexy, 17 year old, legal age teen. Let's go to prom together. 😌" -Zenigundam, lone wolf alpha male warrior 🐺 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 7 minutes ago, Tengu said: That's ga... Oh right... That's uh... strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 Have to be politically correct sadly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 18, 2018 Author Share Posted October 18, 2018 4 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Have to be politically correct sadly So is that why you describe minors as “legal age”? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 3 minutes ago, Tengu said: So is that why you describe minors as “legal age”? Legal age women. Please don't call them minors. That's demeaning. Give them their due credit. 👨💼 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 18, 2018 Author Share Posted October 18, 2018 Ok, how about instead of minors we call them children. Or kids for short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 3 minutes ago, Tengu said: Ok, how about instead of minors we call them children. Or kids for short. How about we call them legal 16-18 year old women as per New Jersey state law? *Zenigundam's bouncers approach from the shadows, while cracking knuckles, as Zeni, in the dead middle of these bouncers, smiles and snaps his fingers* 🎅🐺👨💻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 "That's too young for me." - Zeni 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 "Stop quoting me." -Oscar Wilde 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 "giggle chills" - mochi 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 (edited) "Of course you faggots would prefer that over a real woman." - loosely quoted, fuggs Edited October 18, 2018 by bnmjy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 "Is there such a thing as a class action restraining order?" - all the hot, legal-aged teen girls zeni ever approached. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 if you're going to be crazy, you better get paid for it or else you're going to get locked up. -my mom 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 "I remind somebody of everyone." - tsar4 circa. 1982 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 Oh my God, not again. I have worms!. -Nabs. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 I am Bayek of Siwa. - Bayek of Siwa. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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