naraku360 Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 5 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: What makes it any better? The commuting alone would zombify me. How could higher pay, living an actual life with different experiences, and not having to mop drunk patron's bodily fluids possibly be a better, more fulfilling job? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 13, 2018 Author Share Posted October 13, 2018 1 hour ago, naraku360 said: How could higher pay, living an actual life with different experiences, and not having to mop drunk patron's bodily fluids possibly be a better, more fulfilling job? I hate commuting. Been there, done that... Not for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 26 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: I hate commuting. Been there, done that... Not for me. You have ridiculously low aspirations. Commuting is no fun, but who cares when you can have much more money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 1 minute ago, bnmjy said: You have ridiculously low aspirations. Commuting is no fun, but who cares when you can have much more money? Unless those low aspirations come with an even lower IQ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 13, 2018 Author Share Posted October 13, 2018 57 minutes ago, bnmjy said: You have ridiculously low aspirations. Commuting is no fun, but who cares when you can have much more money? The time you spend commuting is nothing but unpaid work time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 7 hours ago, 1938 Packard said: The time you spend commuting is nothing but unpaid work time. So? Commuting time include, it'd still be a higher hourly rate than what you make now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 13, 2018 Author Share Posted October 13, 2018 14 hours ago, bnmjy said: So? Commuting time include, it'd still be a higher hourly rate than what you make now. That with no health benefits and the expense of maintaining a vehicle. Why would I chase twenty dollars an hour when I'm spending a third of it between health insurance and car insurance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bnmjy Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 Just now, 1938 Packard said: That with no health benefits and the expense of maintaining a vehicle. Why would I chase twenty dollars an hour when I'm spending a third of it between health insurance and car insurance? Because, I don't know, twenty an hour is entry-level salary and most people end up making significantly more after five years? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 13, 2018 Author Share Posted October 13, 2018 1 minute ago, bnmjy said: Because, I don't know, twenty an hour is entry-level salary and most people end up making significantly more after five years? I've been fed that line of woof on several other jobs, including electroplater. It never materializes. They just use that as carrot and stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 Just now, 1938 Packard said: I've been fed that line of woof on several other jobs, including electroplater. It never materializes. They just use that as carrot and stick. So you just stayed content as a janitor with no car? Okay. Life is dreadfully boring without taking risks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 14, 2018 Author Share Posted October 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, bnmjy said: So you just stayed content as a janitor with no car? Okay. Life is dreadfully boring without taking risks. It all works out. I know I'm headed to where I can buy a house outside of this state (and lots more square footage) without doing any sort of work at all. Sound boring? Then, spice it up with some wood crafting classes or some international travel. With no bells to answer, life will be sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: It all works out. I know I'm headed to where I can buy a house outside of this state (and lots more square footage) without doing any sort of work at all. Sound boring? Then, spice it up with some wood crafting classes or some international travel. With no bells to answer, life will be sweet. That sounds dandy, but you could have been working and lived in a better place with your own car and have retired with even more money. But whatever. C'est la vie and all that shit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 14, 2018 Author Share Posted October 14, 2018 13 minutes ago, bnmjy said: That sounds dandy, but you could have been working and lived in a better place with your own car and have retired with even more money. But whatever. C'est la vie and all that shit. Was anything from Aesop taught in your school or were the books discarded and burned as "racist"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 1 minute ago, 1938 Packard said: Was anything from Aesop taught in your school or were the books discarded and burned as "racist"? So which tale do you think is applicable here, O Wise Packard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 30 minutes ago, bnmjy said: So which tale do you think is applicable here, O Wise Packard? it's probably the one where the old man mocked the ambitious young man for working too hard and not enjoying the simple life. then the old man died while scrubbing a shitter in the casino bathroom where the young man was vacationing with his buddies. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 14, 2018 Author Share Posted October 14, 2018 54 minutes ago, bnmjy said: So which tale do you think is applicable here, O Wise Packard? Dog and bone. When you have something already in your hand and it's working for you, more often than not the bigger and better things you think you see are just illusions. A bird in the hand is better than two in the brush. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 This is the dumbest mother fuckin thread I’ve ever had the displeasure of reading. I’m surprised it hasn’t taken itself to dumpster fires yet 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 14, 2018 Author Share Posted October 14, 2018 10 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: This is the dumbest mother fuckin thread I’ve ever had the displeasure of reading. I’m surprised it hasn’t taken itself to dumpster fires yet Some people are very successful in the short term... and fail in the long term. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 54 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: Dog and bone. When you have something already in your hand and it's working for you, more often than not the bigger and better things you think you see are just illusions. A bird in the hand is better than two in the brush. You're a white man in the US, for fuck's sake. I'm done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 14, 2018 Author Share Posted October 14, 2018 55 minutes ago, bnmjy said: You're a white man in the US, for fuck's sake. I'm done. Are you seriously tossing that "white privilege" meme at me? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 4 hours ago, 1938 Packard said: some international travel. LOL 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 2 hours ago, 1938 Packard said: Dog and bone. When you have something already in your hand and it's working for you, more often than not the bigger and better things you think you see are just illusions. A bird in the hand is better than two in the brush. This is profoundly sad. If I had this mindset I'd still be hauling pulp wood. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 16 hours ago, 1938 Packard said: A bird in the hand is better than two in the brush. The saying goes “a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush”. Like a chicken in the pot is worth two in the pen. But hey, six one way....half a dozen the other. Right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 14, 2018 Author Share Posted October 14, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Tengu said: The saying goes “a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush”. Like a chicken in the pot is worth two in the pen. But hey, six one way....half a dozen the other. Right? So, if George W. eats two Cornish hens, is that two in the Bush? Edited October 14, 2018 by 1938 Packard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 Your jokes suck worse than your examples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 (edited) On 10/12/2018 at 2:41 PM, Sawdamizer said: https://www.learntechlib.org/p/129431/ I just want to point out the irony of the topic of the paper and the author being so closely related to packard. Edited October 15, 2018 by Doom Metal Alchemist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 19 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I just want to point out the irony of the topic of the paper and the author being so closely related to packard. I'm glad someone finally got it... But I'm also not surprised it no one actually clicked it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Just now, Sawdamizer said: I'm glad someone finally got it... But I'm also not surprised it no one actually clicked it. I just wanted to see if Agata or whatever was an actual name. That's some (non-bucket) PowerKing level shit there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I just wanted to see if Agata or whatever was an actual name. That's some (non-bucket) PowerKing level shit there. Agata is an aunt I believe. It's funny how much info his family has tied to him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 17 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: I'm glad someone finally got it... But I'm also not surprised it no one actually clicked it. There was a sense of dread. Like, it could have been a paper on rampant inbreeding in Massachusetts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 17 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: Agata is an aunt I believe. It's funny how much info his family has tied to him. By the way, that's a terrible name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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