Sawdamizer Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 They fucked my arms up pretty bad last time trying to find a vein. It sucks because I always enjoy the opportunity to give blood, but it was such a nightmare and it seems like they give the brand new technicians the job of pulling blood when I feel like if I'm donating my time and blood they should bring in the blood pros. So I guess I'll just donate cum. Hopefully those people know how to... Eh, you know. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 If only one could donate poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted October 11, 2018 Author Share Posted October 11, 2018 You can, just it's considered assault. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 This seems accurate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 6 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: They fucked my arms up pretty bad last time trying to find a vein. It sucks because I always enjoy the opportunity to give blood, but it was such a nightmare and it seems like they give the brand new technicians the job of pulling blood when I feel like if I'm donating my time and blood they should bring in the blood pros. So I guess I'll just donate cum. Hopefully those people know how to... Eh, you know. I've noticed this recently too. Last time the lady literally pulled the needle out and had to try again after digging around in my arm. I still try donate as often as possible because I got special blood, I got a card that says "CMV" hero no clue what it means but they can give my blood to premature potatoes babies apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 I can only give blood from my right arm. They crushed my left arm to death when I was in the hospital taking my blood pressure every half hour when I was in labor. I couldn't use it for like 4 days afterwards. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Vamped said: I can only give blood from my right arm. They crushed my left arm to death when I was in the hospital taking my blood pressure every half hour when I was in labor. I couldn't use it for like 4 days afterwards. Why were they taking your pressure so much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 9 hours ago, cyberbully said: If only one could donate poo. I believe you actually can. Poop transplants are a thing. It's just you have to have a very healthy gut flora. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Why were they taking your pressure so much? i went in for a check up and my blood pressure was elevated so they sent me to labor and delivery. My OB told me to go home and get my overnight bag "Just in case" but I probably wouldn't need it. (I was literally going to pack it and keep in the car the next weekend) I was thinking okay they'll give me some meds and I can go home. Fucking Nope. The nurse came in and was like ... well get comfortable because you're not leaving without a baby .... So they set the automatic cuff to keep checking my blood pressure every 30 mins. It was bad .... the doctor came in to look at my arm and she was like ... oh my god its bruising you. I ended up with these purple bruises. They were monitoring me for preeclampsia. My blood pressure has been high ever since. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 11 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: They fucked my arms up pretty bad last time trying to find a vein. It sucks because I always enjoy the opportunity to give blood, but it was such a nightmare and it seems like they give the brand new technicians the job of pulling blood when I feel like if I'm donating my time and blood they should bring in the blood pros. So I guess I'll just donate cum. Hopefully those people know how to... Eh, you know. I thought you couldn't donate blood if you've had gay sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 12 minutes ago, Rogue߷Alphonse said: I thought you couldn't donate blood if you've had gay sex. @Sandstone Is this true?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted October 11, 2018 Author Share Posted October 11, 2018 55 minutes ago, Rogue߷Alphonse said: I thought you couldn't donate blood if you've had gay sex. @Sandstone If I get back doored by an AIDs dude..wut do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Sawdamizer said: If I get back doored by an AIDs dude..wut do? This is serious, yo. Also, I hope your arm didn't fall off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 5 hours ago, scoobdog said: @Sandstone Is this true?! It is true in some states, though many have changed that in recent years. I believe in AL you still cannot donate as per law. I believe in the 80s and 90s it was pretty much universal policy to bar blood donations from anyone admitting to gay sex -because it is considered high-risk activity. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 4 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: @Sandstone If I get back doored by an AIDs dude..wut do? Go get tested, like responsible adults do. While I know you are joking. HIV is significantly less of a death sentence than it used to be in all seriousness, it is still serious especially untreated. It's also not a complete pox on dating anymore either thanks to the internet, there are dating sites that cater specifically to HIV status. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Sandstone said: Go get tested, like responsible adults do. While I know you are joking. HIV is significantly less of a death sentence than it used to be in all seriousness, it is still serious especially untreated. It's also not a complete pox on dating anymore either thanks to the internet, there are dating sites that cater specifically to HIV status. Not this again... 🤦♂️ He's fine. 🐺 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: Not this again... 🤦♂️ He's fine. 🐺 Shut up twirp. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Sandstone said: Shut up twirp. Dude, you lied about not being an SJW. 🐍 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 I'm lucky to have a large vein in my left arm. So when I do it's fairly easy to find and stick. I just have anemia a lot of the times and count always do it. I take iron pill and eat meat as well but still low blood count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: Dude, you lied about not being an SJW. 🐍 Isn't it past your bedtime? Oh sorry I had you confused with the underage girls you stalk. Edited October 12, 2018 by Sandstone 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Sandstone said: Isn't it past your bedtime? Oh sorry I had you confused with the underage girls you stalk. 17 year old legal age sexy biddies don't have bed times. They're out in Manhattan at clubs with fake IDs living their lives, possibly with me. Why are you such a square? 😸 Edited October 12, 2018 by Zenigundam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: 17 year old legal age sexy biddies don't have bed times. They're out in Manhattan at clubs with fake IDs living their lives, possibly with me. Why are you such a square? 😸 I'm not, but I don't believe your pathetic fantasy either. Now fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 Just now, Sandstone said: I'm not, but I don't believe your pathetic fantasy either. Now fuck off. But you are! You see somebody scoring all the legal age dreamgirls and you get insanely jealous! 🎅 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: But you are! You see somebody scoring all the legal age dreamgirls and you get insanely jealous! 🎅 I don't like girls at all. And I am not jealous of you for this or any reason. And I seriously doubt you get farther than getting repeatedly blocked on dating apps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted October 12, 2018 Author Share Posted October 12, 2018 6 hours ago, Sandstone said: Go get tested, like responsible adults do. While I know you are joking. HIV is significantly less of a death sentence than it used to be in all seriousness, it is still serious especially untreated. It's also not a complete pox on dating anymore either thanks to the internet, there are dating sites that cater specifically to HIV status. I would never joke about AIDS... I'm HIV positive of that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 19 hours ago, Zenigundam said: But you are! You see somebody scoring all the legal age dreamgirls and you get insanely jealous! 🎅 I'm still betting Sandy has gotten more pussy than you. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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