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How does feces figure into the equation here?

You know how the witch in Hansel and Gretl had a house made out of gingerbread? Well, turns out she never had an exhaust fan installed in her bathroom. You know how nasty old people shits smell? It wafted down the hallway from the shitter, and permeated the whole house. Thus, the gentle aroma of gingerbread and feces.

 

Hansel and Gretl didn't shove her old ass in the stove just because she was trying to eat them. Oh, no. She had dropped a big ol' deuce earlier, and the smell was making them projectile vomit.

 

So, now you know, and knowing's half the battle. G.I. Joe!

 

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