i got my dick stuck in a shampoo bottle

[Phillies]

someone please help

[NaBarney]

Why do you even have travel size shampoo, you never go anywhere 

[KimopoBotar]

You'll have to cut the whole thing off. 

[Mini_ghost420]

just wait for your erection to go away it will fall off on it's own

[garbagepailcat]

Jerking off with shampoo habitually will make you cum blood. Be safe out there. 

[viperxmns]

That's not the head they meant in head and shoulders nyuk nyuk nyuk

[Phillies]

OHHHHHHOOUUUUUUUUUUUUCHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Kudasai]

[Phillies]

23 minutes ago, Kudasai said:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[bnmjy]

[Phillies]

39 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

[Kudasai]

58 minutes ago, Phillies said:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[midnight]

My dick isn't the biggest, but it's too big to fit in a shampoo bottle. (Dusts off shoulder and carries on).

[Ric]

Well damn, now what good are you to wifey or fuggz?

[TrigunBebop]

Silly Phillies,

You're supposed to stick your dick in balloons, not bottles. >_>

[Vamped]

Call the fire department 

[fuggstop]

I dont care. You still climbing the mountain tonight.

[Phillies]

19 hours ago, TrigunBebop said:

Silly Phillies,

You're supposed to stick your dick in balloons, not bottles. >_>

[Phillies]

29 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

I dont care. You still climbing the mountain tonight.

fuggz what does that mean???

[TrigunBebop]

5 hours ago, Phillies said:

What? Balloons are totally made for dicking.

[Ric]

5 hours ago, Phillies said:

fuggz what does that mean???

I think she is the mountain, did you climb her yet?