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thank the panther god for my heat resistant african genes....

every summer I hear black people complaining and I just laugh inside....because if you can't stand the heat AND you don't know how to swim, I don't know how my american brothers and sisters are going to survive in water world....I'm planning on Costnering my way through global warming

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1 hour ago, Mix said:

thank the panther god for my heat resistant african genes....

every summer I hear black people complaining and I just laugh inside....because if you can't stand the heat AND you don't know how to swim, I don't know how my american brothers and sisters are going to survive in water world....I'm planning on Costnering my way through global warming

Hey...hey! You ain't gotta call out my weakness like that. I can't help that I live up to the stereotype of not being able to swim. It's the cosmic price for hating watermelon. Besides, I already know that in any apocalyptic or dystopian future when shit gets real, my ass is gonna die quickly. Just let me drown or git bit with dignity.

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9 hours ago, SorceressPol said:

As if. I would have offed myself before any melting could take place. And now there's a special hell for you for putting out in the world the thought of "Zeni water".

Well any water you drink in his state is gonna force you to melt

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On 9/20/2018 at 10:17 PM, SorceressPol said:

Hey...hey! You ain't gotta call out my weakness like that. I can't help that I live up to the stereotype of not being able to swim. It's the cosmic price for hating watermelon. Besides, I already know that in any apocalyptic or dystopian future when shit gets real, my ass is gonna die quickly. Just let me drown or git bit with dignity.

fair enough....

tbh, surviving the apocalypse and scratching out a living in the hellscape that follows seems like a raw deal...I forgot what comedian I heard say this, but it might be smarter to be right under the asteroid when it hits....or whatever version of the world ending comes first...

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