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Why the hell aren't we putting all of our resources into colonizing the oceans?


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Priorities. Time and energy spent on that would have been time and energy not spent on Dinosaur Park Tycoon. 

It could be noted, however, that Peter Thiel has taken an interest in the seasteading movement. This does little to shake the primary image the general populace has of this concept that it's basically an attempt at legitimizing off-shore tax havens.
Also the secondary image is Waterworld.

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SEA FLOOR FARMING.

SEVENTY FIVE PERCENT OF THE WORLD'S SURFACE NOT BEING USED BY AGRICULTURE.

ON THE SEA FLOOR, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE SEA BEETS, SEA YAMS, SEA CABBAGE.

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A SEA SALAD? HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEA CHEESY BAKED POTATOES THAT BLEW YOUR SOCKS OFF?

BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE.

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TRASH ECONOMY: THE ABUNDANCE OF TRASH. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT IT? ARE WE GONNA PUT IT ON AN ISLAND AND MAKE IT SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROBLEM? OR ARE WE GONNA TAKE THE INITIATIVE AND TAKE THIS PROBLEM BY THE HORNS?

TRASH ECONOMY. YOU USE CUBES OF TRASH AS MONEY. EVERYBODY BECOMES RICH, IT'S A GOLD RUSH.

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MOST OF THE MAJOR CITIES WILL BE REPLACED WITH VAST PLEASURE DOMES, USED EXCLUSIVELY BY THE "EXCELCIITES", WHO ARE THE NEO-UPPER CLASS.

WHILE THE DISPLACED HORDES OF LOWER CLASS DEPTH GROVELERS WILL LIVE UNDERGROUND IN TIERED CITIES, ENDLESSLY TOILING AWAY FOR NUGGETS OF NEOPLASMIN.

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1 hour ago, empty said:

SEA FLOOR FARMING.

SEVENTY FIVE PERCENT OF THE WORLD'S SURFACE NOT BEING USED BY AGRICULTURE.

ON THE SEA FLOOR, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE SEA BEETS, SEA YAMS, SEA CABBAGE.

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A SEA SALAD? HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEA CHEESY BAKED POTATOES THAT BLEW YOUR SOCKS OFF?

BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE.

This guy knows whats up.

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