A beta male slugs me and I somehow end up on my ass, but I catch a second wind

[Zenigundam]

Who are you rooting for once I get back on my feet? 🧔

[lupin_bebop]

Him. He already won. 

[midnight]

By the time you get back to your feet, he’s done went and busted a nut in your mom’s pooter, and moved in as your new daddy.

Also, I’m rooting for the person who films you getting knocked the fuck out and making it viral.

Edited September 16, 2018 by midnight

[Still Me]

The floor

[PenguinBoss]

You're probably too drunk to stand up in this scenario, so the other guy.

[tsar4]

The scrawny 98 lb weakling that set you on your ass.

[cyberbully]

You win...You always win because people take you seriously.

[scoobdog]

31 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

You win...You always win because people take you seriously.

Shut up, Scoob.

[naraku360]

Lol, a beta male hit you AND knocked you on your ass?

Wimp.

[DarksidexXx]

This happens a lot. you somehow run around getting knocked on your ass by betas all the time! Ha! Some ridiculous alpha you are

 

[Ric]

Zenigundam of course.

 

[Mr Owl]