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Why does my coffee machine take an hour?


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8 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

Who the fuck plans for that?

Hence the problem sir. Although my timescales are different. I exist outside time and space and employment. Still it remains a bother.

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7 minutes ago, Buddyroe360 said:

This is either hyperbole or you really shouldn't drink anything that device produces.  I'm dead ass serious.

I got a Kurig in my garage but I saw a spider web around it so It'll stay there forever.  I don't drink coffee....It was a gift and it's still in the box.....And it will be.

This apt is super bug free and proud to be. Plus its a regular machine not a keurig or weird one. So there arent a lot of places for bugs to live. I know keurigs are infamous for bugs.

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4 minutes ago, Poof said:

This apt is super bug free and proud to be. Plus its a regular machine not a keurig or weird one. So there arent a lot of places for bugs to live. I know keurigs are infamous for bugs.

I'll never know if there is a bug in it....But there is a Spider web around the box and I give no fucks to find out any further info.  Even when I move from here, that fucking machine will stay

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8 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said:

I don't really understand how you don't think it's very different . to me French press doesn't taste like a paper filter. I can taste that in normal coffee

I used to live w/a $10,000 la marzocco espresso machine in my kitchen. I get what quality is. Maybe thats why i dont really care how this caribou trash is filtered

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27 minutes ago, Buddyroe360 said:

I'll never know if there is a bug in it....But there is a Spider web around the box and I give no fucks to find out any further info.  Even when I move from here, that fucking machine will stay

The CEO of grooby would tell this story about shooting thai ladyboys in his early days. When they only had hot incandescent photo lights. Shooting in a bangkok in a hotel, all these roaches were flying up onto the lights, frying to death and falling to the floor. After they were done w/the shoot the 2 thai ladyboys went over to the pile of fried roaches, squatted down, and started eating them off the floor.

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6 minutes ago, Poof said:

The CEO of grooby would tell this story about shooting thai ladyboys in his early days. When they only had hot incandescent photo lights. Shooting in a bangkok in a hotel, all these roaches were flying up onto the lights, frying to death and falling to the floor. After they were done w/the shoot the 2 thai ladyboys went over to the pile of fried roaches, squatted down, and started eating them off the floor.

......Ok.  Interesting but I'm not sure what this has to do with the rogue spider that is keeping me from the caffeine I don't even want.

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14 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said:

Just a side note, you can buy a cheap coffee maker for around what the vinegar costs.

I need to get some vinegar anyway. Never know when I'll need to neutralize a base in my lab...

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1 hour ago, Buddyroe360 said:

I do too, Crawfish, snails and grasshoppers a delicious....I don't like spiders.  I've stomped a snake to death...I've walked by a few alligators without it looking twice....I caught a bat with my bare hands.  Spiders are evil.

Just think about all the spiders in bed with you

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