midnight Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 And I’m not even kidding. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Fear of ovaries? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 4, 2018 Author Share Posted September 4, 2018 Fear of eggs. Yeah, I’m weird. Eggs freak me out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, midnight said: Fear of eggs. Yeah, I’m weird. Eggs freak me out. When you think about it, eating other animal's eggs is pretty weird. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 3 minutes ago, KimopoBotar said: When you think about it, eating other animal's eggs is pretty weird. But still yummy. Mmm babies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 4, 2018 Author Share Posted September 4, 2018 Just now, KimopoBotar said: When you think about it, eating other animal's eggs is pretty weird. Exactly! I was ruined at a young age when it comes to these things. I remember there being a salad bar in the lunchroom in middle school, and some of my friends ate salad everyday, and covered their lettuce with eggs. Of course, as most kids do, they would talk with their mouths full of food, and I could see those eggs just falling out of their mouths as they would talk. Eventually, I had to leave our lunch table, because I would puke watching them eat. I have had a phobia of them since then. I will not eat them in any form. I hate when I have to cook them for the kids. The smell makes me sick to my stomach. I don’t even like to crack them open. The grossest “food” item to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 I can't digest eggs well, even a bite or two will turn my guts inside out. Some days, I crave eggs over-easy with hashbrowns and toast. It can never happen though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 eggs make the cakes go 'round. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Who else loved it when yoshi ate those eggs? Ssooo satisfying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 4, 2018 Author Share Posted September 4, 2018 🤢🤮 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 (edited) so when kids egg your house at Halloween is that actually scary? Edited September 4, 2018 by Mini_Ghost forgot question mark 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 4, 2018 Author Share Posted September 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: so when kids egg your house at Halloween is that actually scary Luckily, we live a good ways out of town. No one comes here for Halloween. But if they did, and they egged the house, I’d just throw a match on it and dip. Or pressure wash the shit out of it, from the safety of a hazmat suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSAID Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Spoiler 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 4, 2018 Author Share Posted September 4, 2018 13 minutes ago, NSAID said: Hide contents 🤮 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 I'm mildly afraid of balloons popping. Seriously. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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