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5 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

My $1 tortino pizzas look better than that

As someone who lived off of those for a long while......no. No the fuck they don’t. You barely get cheese on those fuckers. How do I know? I LIVED off of them for a long while. Pic related, fucktard. 

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Just now, lupin_bebop said:

As someone who lived off of those for a long while......no. No the fuck they don’t. You barely get cheese on those fuckers. How do I know? I LIVED off of them for a long while. Pic related, fucktard. 

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That...is nothing to brag about. Omg your blood pressure must be in the 200s after consuming all that sodium

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Just now, lupin_bebop said:

My blood pressure is 122/78, last time I got checked. My cholesterol is lower than yours, too. So, go fuck yourself. Wait. You already did and caught the clap. 

Mines 123/80..so yours is not much lower. Dont find out abt my cholesterol until Tuesday so i doubt you know. And i have 0 stds.

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12 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

Mines 123/80..so yours is not much lower. Dont find out abt my cholesterol until Tuesday so i doubt you know. And i have 0 stds.

That may be your thighs BP...you barely fit in your fucking work computer chair...to be honest it’s damn miracle your ass hasn’t become sentient and start devouring the chair itself...

you have zero leverage here when you’re fatter than LB and I combined...

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Just now, midnight said:

That looks damn delicious to me. And I notice the size, as it’s taking up two plates. Hell yes!

Dude it was perfect...when I folded it...the tip didn’t droop...it wasn’t oily so no dripping....you know it’s made right when it’s gone and the paper plate is damn near clean

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1 minute ago, Still Me said:

Dude it was perfect...when I folded it...the tip didn’t droop...it wasn’t oily so no dripping....you know it’s made right when it’s gone and the paper plate is damn near clean

I almost want to cry. We have Little fucking Caesars in the fridge and I’d rather be slapped in the nuts with a brick than to eat that shit. Your pizza...goddamnit. I like pepperoni, but sometimes, a good slice of cheese pizza is hard to beat. Glad you found a joint you like. (Wish I could).

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9 minutes ago, midnight said:

I almost want to cry. We have Little fucking Caesars in the fridge and I’d rather be slapped in the nuts with a brick than to eat that shit. Your pizza...goddamnit. I like pepperoni, but sometimes, a good slice of cheese pizza is hard to beat. Glad you found a joint you like. (Wish I could).

One day you’ll find it I’m sure....there’s a pizza joint out there for everyone....lol

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1 minute ago, Still Me said:

One day you’ll find it I’m sure....there’s a pizza joint out there for everyone....lol

We make homemade pizza quite a bit. I was trying to find a picture to show you, but I haven’t transferred all of my pictures from my old phone, to the new one. Our kids always pester us to make them. But sometimes, ya just wanna go out and get pizza. We don’t have a local mom and pop pizza shop here. Just the big chains that have shit for pizza. However, I did used to be fond of Sbarro’s.

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9 minutes ago, Bouvre said:

Granted, the pizza I'll get is not this large 
but it is good, and as long as it's good, pizza will be pizza.

Update: Labor Day has most places closed (except my damned job of course)
Luckily found one pizza place open.

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8 minutes ago, midnight said:

We make homemade pizza quite a bit. I was trying to find a picture to show you, but I haven’t transferred all of my pictures from my old phone, to the new one. Our kids always pester us to make them. But sometimes, ya just wanna go out and get pizza. We don’t have a local mom and pop pizza shop here. Just the big chains that have shit for pizza. However, I did used to be fond of Sbarro’s.

Yeah I like making my own...but LB always wants bacon but eats it before I can even use it for pizza....

ew....sabarro...

lol

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1 minute ago, stilgar said:

I like how fuggs immediately came into this thread and took a shit on the ground. But she will still cry about how people attack her for no reason.

Yep...she tried to fuck over my thread but proceeded to fuck over herself....it’s getting sad that she needs to be constantly reminded that I’m better at it than she is...

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3 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

WHO YOU GETTING LOUD WITH THO

But seriously they had a sign on the wall that said “if you’re rude, mean, or just overall unpleasant we will charge you an additional $10 just to put up with you”

and I asked if it was a joke and this girl straight faced me and was like

😐 “no”

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2 minutes ago, Still Me said:

But seriously they had a sign on the wall that said “if you’re rude, mean, or just overall unpleasant we will charge you an additional $10 just to put up with you”

and I asked if it was a joke and this girl straight faced me and was like

😐 “no”

Lol somebody must have done something. 

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9 minutes ago, Still Me said:

But seriously they had a sign on the wall that said “if you’re rude, mean, or just overall unpleasant we will charge you an additional $10 just to put up with you”

and I asked if it was a joke and this girl straight faced me and was like

😐 “no”

I need this sign and policy at both my jobs

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35 minutes ago, Still Me said:

Yeah I like making my own...but LB always wants bacon but eats it before I can even use it for pizza....

ew....sabarro...

lol

Hahaha @ eating the bacon before you can use it! Sounds like something I would do, but disco has been known for her bacon thievery as well. 

I haven’t eaten at Sbarro in years. I liked it when I last ate there, probably ten years or longer. 

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1 minute ago, Bouvre said:

Update: pizza acquired, and beer, and Frank Conroy's "Stop-time"0903181330_HDR.thumb.jpg.03c0a20c4f3a0fc6b926194b4cd5912d.jpg

 

What all is on that pizza? Did you tell them, “Give me one with everything on it, then go get shit you don’t have and put that on it too? 

But seriously, looks damn good.

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Just now, molarbear said:

I'm literally planning a trip to NY at some point just to get a this slice of pizza

some people go to see shit and stuff, my trip will be strictly business related.... of the pizza kind

I don’t fuckin blame you...I would do the same...but I would pizza in the afternoon and Katz at night

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2 minutes ago, midnight said:

What all is on that pizza? Did you tell them, “Give me one with everything on it, then go get shit you don’t have and put that on it too? 

But seriously, looks damn good.

I don't even remember the whole list. I go for it often because spicy

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