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Posted
7 hours ago, cyberbully said:

LMAO....They ashy....I didn't know lobsters could get ashy.  You truly do live in a different worl....Wait, is that a baking tray.

It didn't take long to find a similar one on the web.  Apparently, this is common.

whatchamacallit_whitestufflobster.jpg?fi

 

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Posted
Just now, 1938 Packard said:

Just some funny looking hatchback.  She always brags about more than thirty mpg.

I'm surprised you are ok with your mom driving a Korean car...

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Posted
1 hour ago, 1938 Packard said:

Just some funny looking hatchback.  She always brags about more than thirty mpg.

So your mom sounds as boring as you are.

 

Posted
1 hour ago, Sawdamizer said:

Packard, did you know that the internet gives the names of all your neighbors? It's quite thrilling

Hey Sawdy...

Have you ever taken a date to a boathouse?

Posted
3 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

If you have a list at all, it's probably fifteen years old.

You always have some bullshit answer to this. 

You afraid he might have something? 

Posted (edited)
8 minutes ago, Tengu said:

You always have some bullshit answer to this. 

You afraid he might have something? 

It's just like Yelp or any other listing service.  More than half the shit in there is ten years out of date.  Look up one individual and you're going to see nine addresses in four cities and job he hasn't had for seven years.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

It's just like Yelp or any other listing service.  More than half the shit in there is ten years out of date.  Look up one individual and you're going to see nine addresses in four cities and job has hasn't had for seven years.

This makes no fucking sense. 

Did you suffer a brain injury or something?

Posted
2 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

I dunno, what's your Zodiac sign?

How about your Chinese Zodiac sign?

Tell us the truth, you eat paste, don’t you?

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Posted
5 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

You can guess birth dates by European birth stones.

I’m surprised you still walk the Earth. I thought  you would have fallen in a hole marked “hole” by now. 

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Posted
10 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

You're in a pretty sad place when the facts don't make sense to you.

Says the guy who has yet to make a coherent statement. 

Posted (edited)

Wait, I want to know why that lobster has athlete's claw....

 

Also, health tip: Don't eat crustaceans with obvious signs of disease.

One last thing : Packard, get a new freaking credit card. Just tell the bank you lost it on the subway and want a new one with a different number. Seriously.

 

 

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Posted
17 minutes ago, Ginguy said:

Wait, I want to know why that lobster has athlete's claw....

 

Also, health tip: Don't eat crustaceans with obvious signs of disease.

One last thing : Packard, get a new freaking credit card. Just tell the bank you lost it on the subway and want a new one with a different number. Seriously.

 

 

I showed you the other lobster.  The discoloration is normal.

Posted
1 hour ago, 1938 Packard said:

I showed you the other lobster.  The discoloration is normal.

I have never been served a lobster that was discolored like that.

 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Ginguy said:

I have never been served a lobster that was discolored like that.

 

You probably never got hit by lightning, either, but it still happens to people sometimes.

Posted
3 hours ago, Ginguy said:

I have never been served a lobster that was discolored like that.

 

Just let him eat his diseased bug and have his identity stolen just like nature intended.  You can't fight natural selection.

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