Distortedreasoning Posted November 5, 2018 Posted November 5, 2018 On 10/29/2018 at 11:24 PM, Zenigundam said: This is just too easy. 😌 hey zeni, how my nuts taste gg noob. 1
1pooh4u Posted November 12, 2018 Posted November 12, 2018 IN YOUR MOTHER FUCKIN FACE @Zenigundam 😆😆😆😆🖕🖕🖕🖕🙅♀️ 2
Zenigundam Posted November 12, 2018 Posted November 12, 2018 Nah I'm fucking pissed now!!!! What is this shit?!?!?! I'm actually angrier than I was on OkCupid this weekend!!!! FUCK all because I fucki ng switched Ahgolor for Hogan at 12:58 you stupid fuck, I'm gonna find Chris Hogan and knock his teeth out!!!! 🤬🤬🤬 1
1pooh4u Posted November 12, 2018 Posted November 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Nah I'm fucking pissed now!!!! What is this shit?!?!?! I'm actually angrier than I was on OkCupid this weekend!!!! FUCK all because I fucki ng switched Ahgolor for Hogan at 12:58 you stupid fuck, I'm gonna find Chris Hogan and knock his teeth out!!!! 🤬🤬🤬 I was missing a RB and a kicker and I still beat you. Bet you thought you had it in the bag. LMMFAO! I don’t care if I win again all season 😆😆😆😆 2
molarbear Posted November 12, 2018 Posted November 12, 2018 1 hour ago, 1pooh4u said: I was missing a RB and a kicker and I still beat you. Bet you thought you had it in the bag. LMMFAO! I don’t care if I win again all season 😆😆😆😆 Pending Robbie Gould missing 21 kicks in tomorrow's game I think I just got my first W 3
Distortedreasoning Posted November 12, 2018 Posted November 12, 2018 3 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: I was missing a RB and a kicker and I still beat you. Bet you thought you had it in the bag. LMMFAO! I don’t care if I win again all season 😆😆😆😆 i still wanna run the table but if i lose out the remainder of the season, at least i can say i beat zeni lol. 2 hours ago, molarbear said: Pending Robbie Gould missing 21 kicks in tomorrow's game I think I just got my first W i knew you could do it. cant be unlucky forever lol. 1
molarbear Posted November 12, 2018 Posted November 12, 2018 4 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: i still wanna run the table but if i lose out the remainder of the season, at least i can say i beat zeni lol. i knew you could do it. cant be unlucky forever lol. You have no idea how frustrating it is to have not terrible players and lose 9 weeks in a row Imma call my Ma tomorrow and tell her she can be proud of her son again 3
1pooh4u Posted November 12, 2018 Posted November 12, 2018 7 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: i still wanna run the table but if i lose out the remainder of the season, at least i can say i beat zeni lol. His response was all I needed. He’s tiiiiiight 😆 obviously I would love to keep winning but this particular win against shit talking Zeni made the entire season worth it for me 🤣 2
scoobdog Posted November 12, 2018 Posted November 12, 2018 15 hours ago, molarbear said: Pending Robbie Gould missing 21 kicks in tomorrow's game I think I just got my first W You deserve it, man. 1
Satou Kazuma Posted November 13, 2018 Posted November 13, 2018 (edited) Abnormal week where lopsided wins irl, generates lopsided fantasy points. So there goes my winning streak for the past 4 weeks. Edited November 13, 2018 by Hachiman
Codename: Jackass Posted November 13, 2018 Author Posted November 13, 2018 EVERYONE CONGRATULATE @molarbear ON HIS FIRST WIN. 1 2
molarbear Posted November 13, 2018 Posted November 13, 2018 6 minutes ago, empty said: EVERYONE CONGRATULATE @molarbear ON HIS FIRST WIN. Golden Tate failed me. Somehow my RB's stepped up Finally got a win! 1
molarbear Posted November 14, 2018 Posted November 14, 2018 On 11/13/2018 at 2:22 AM, molarbear said: Golden Tate failed me. Somehow my RB's stepped up Finally got a win! https://youtu.be/EZQUVZKrH3I?t=85 I'm actually very competitive and kind got this feel going, playoffs do not mock my team of disappointments That being said if I lose next week I"m having a Player sale. Make your offer for whom you want on my team, I'd like to say I'm going full Theo Epstein but fantasy football doesn't work that way.
Distortedreasoning Posted November 14, 2018 Posted November 14, 2018 11 hours ago, molarbear said: https://youtu.be/EZQUVZKrH3I?t=85 I'm actually very competitive and kind got this feel going, playoffs do not mock my team of disappointments That being said if I lose next week I"m having a Player sale. Make your offer for whom you want on my team, I'd like to say I'm going full Theo Epstein but fantasy football doesn't work that way. dibs on devante adams! my offer is dick pics! 1
molarbear Posted November 15, 2018 Posted November 15, 2018 9 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: dibs on devante adams! my offer is dick pics! Eww 1
1pooh4u Posted November 15, 2018 Posted November 15, 2018 I really love how Zeni hasn’t been back. He couldn’t handle two losses in a row. First by a true alpha and second by a female 💩 come back @Zenigundam don’t be like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣 2
Distortedreasoning Posted November 15, 2018 Posted November 15, 2018 3 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: I really love how Zeni hasn’t been back. He couldn’t handle two losses in a row. First by a true alpha and second by a female 💩 come back @Zenigundam don’t be like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he probably feels ashamed after we beat him. even if he ends up winning this thing he still lost to us. and if he doesnt win, it's not very alpha of him. its a win win for us really 10 hours ago, molarbear said: Eww ok then, tell me what you want 1
1pooh4u Posted November 15, 2018 Posted November 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Distortedreasoning said: he probably feels ashamed after we beat him. even if he ends up winning this thing he still lost to us. and if he doesnt win, it's not very alpha of him. its a win win for us really ok then, tell me what you want It’s been so long since I’ve been in a win/win situation. Feels good man 😆
1pooh4u Posted November 18, 2018 Posted November 18, 2018 Lol Ten Def/ST lost me points. That’s pretty funny to me rn 💩🤣 -4 points. When you see “-“ next to a number it’s never really a good thing 😆
molarbear Posted November 19, 2018 Posted November 19, 2018 I just logged in and saw I was ahead by 30 pts and got kind of excited... then I realized my opponent still has 3 players that play tomorrow night 1
1pooh4u Posted November 19, 2018 Posted November 19, 2018 I got one player playing tonight. No way they catch up and win. 😆 1
1pooh4u Posted November 19, 2018 Posted November 19, 2018 5 hours ago, molarbear said: I just logged in and saw I was ahead by 30 pts and got kind of excited... then I realized my opponent still has 3 players that play tomorrow night You never know. You can still win. 1
Satou Kazuma Posted November 19, 2018 Posted November 19, 2018 Ugh. Another bad week where my opponent players scored more than expected and my players performed worse than expected. 2
1pooh4u Posted November 20, 2018 Posted November 20, 2018 Lol I lost this week. There was hope for a sec with Robert Woods at first but he didn’t do enough after the TD. Womp womp 😆 1
Distortedreasoning Posted November 21, 2018 Posted November 21, 2018 i won again. i dont know wtf happened, my opponent had like half his roster on a bye week. they probably forgot or have given up. i still have a chance, even though its very small but my team really sucks. mahomes going super saiyan helped me out a bunch too lol. 1
1pooh4u Posted November 21, 2018 Posted November 21, 2018 If you have Mahomes, Tyriq Hill, Kareem Hunt or Todd Gurley you did alright 😆 1
Distortedreasoning Posted November 21, 2018 Posted November 21, 2018 i actually got both mahomes and hunt on my other league. but im gonna need to find a replacement for mahomes right now. both mullens and jackson are tempting because of who they are playing against and also because some asshole is hording up all the other qb's!
panic Posted November 21, 2018 Posted November 21, 2018 My best pick: either Kareem Hunt at 20 or Aaron Jones at 125. Worst pick: Demaryius Thomas at 44. Really all of my receivers other than Edelman. Biggest regret: Drafting Fitzgerald over Kelce. Drafting Thomas over Cooks/Woods. Should've known better: not to draft Larry Fitzgerald in round 3 after Arians retirement. Still, second place!
Distortedreasoning Posted November 26, 2018 Posted November 26, 2018 got spanked hard this week. not even close. needed the win to stay alive for the playoffs but im pretty much out now. im still gonna keep my roster intact and play to at least ruin other peoples weeks. 1
molarbear Posted November 26, 2018 Posted November 26, 2018 7 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: got spanked hard this week. not even close. needed the win to stay alive for the playoffs but im pretty much out now. im still gonna keep my roster intact and play to at least ruin other peoples weeks. Golden Tate and John Brown failed me again They both went from being 15-20 pts a week to single digits
Satou Kazuma Posted November 27, 2018 Posted November 27, 2018 would've lost this week had it not been Cousins saving the day with 30 points, so thanks molarbear team for the close win.
Distortedreasoning Posted November 27, 2018 Posted November 27, 2018 10 hours ago, molarbear said: Golden Tate and John Brown failed me again They both went from being 15-20 pts a week to single digits i was surprised tate gave you that kind of production in the first place. he was very hit and miss whenever i've had him on my fantasy. as for john brown, maybe lamar jackson stoled some of his points with rushing touchdowns?
molarbear Posted November 27, 2018 Posted November 27, 2018 7 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: i was surprised tate gave you that kind of production in the first place. he was very hit and miss whenever i've had him on my fantasy. as for john brown, maybe lamar jackson stoled some of his points with rushing touchdowns? He was good until he got traded to the fucking Eagles who don't seem to want to target him. I thought it'd work out because he's with an offensive coordinator he's worked with before but.... nope
Codename: Jackass Posted November 27, 2018 Author Posted November 27, 2018 Best pick: Tyreek Hill at 41 Worst pick: David Johnson at 8 (lack of production even though he's come alive lately, and I traded him away for TY Hilton, who has done okay aside from his injured weeks) Biggest regret: Dropping Calvin Ridley Should have known better: Wish I'd drafted George Kittle when I had the chance but I settled for Trey Burton a round later. Trey Burton is no longer on my team. Also, the move that saved my season was trading away Garoppolo and Carlos Hyde for McCaffrey and Tyrod Taylor. Even though Taylor is the backup, it was worth it in the long run because McCaffrey has been huge all year and all I gave up was Carlos Hyde. The QBs were a wash.
Codename: Jackass Posted November 27, 2018 Author Posted November 27, 2018 (edited) Also, just a reminder for those of us competing for playoff spots, the playoffs will feature the TOP FOUR teams and each playoff match will span two weeks. Highest head-to-head score after two weeks will move on to the championship. I considered changing it but it wouldn't be fair to do that now unless everyone was on board. I could make it the top six teams and have playoffs be a week long with byes in week 14 for the top two teams. Edited November 27, 2018 by empty
1pooh4u Posted November 27, 2018 Posted November 27, 2018 Thank you, Fournette for getting ejected and suspended. Ya dingus. 😆 1
1pooh4u Posted November 27, 2018 Posted November 27, 2018 Do you guys redraft for the playoffs? How does that even work?
scoobdog Posted November 29, 2018 Posted November 29, 2018 On 11/27/2018 at 5:06 AM, 1pooh4u said: Thank you, Fournette for getting ejected and suspended. Ya dingus. 😆 I'm appreciative. 1
Codename: Jackass Posted November 30, 2018 Author Posted November 30, 2018 On 11/27/2018 at 7:08 AM, 1pooh4u said: Do you guys redraft for the playoffs? How does that even work? You keep the team you have now. 1
molarbear Posted November 30, 2018 Posted November 30, 2018 7 hours ago, empty said: You keep the team you have now. Do I get a participation trophy? 1
Distortedreasoning Posted November 30, 2018 Posted November 30, 2018 On 11/27/2018 at 12:14 AM, empty said: Also, just a reminder for those of us competing for playoff spots, the playoffs will feature the TOP FOUR teams and each playoff match will span two weeks. Highest head-to-head score after two weeks will move on to the championship. I considered changing it but it wouldn't be fair to do that now unless everyone was on board. I could make it the top six teams and have playoffs be a week long with byes in week 14 for the top two teams. isnt there a toilet bowl for us losers? we gotta settle whos best of the worst. 1
1pooh4u Posted December 2, 2018 Posted December 2, 2018 6 hours ago, panic said: FML I guess you’re the one with Kareem Hunt?
Codename: Jackass Posted December 3, 2018 Author Posted December 3, 2018 On 11/30/2018 at 2:34 PM, Distortedreasoning said: isnt there a toilet bowl for us losers? we gotta settle whos best of the worst. There is a consolation bracket to determine the best of the worst.
Codename: Jackass Posted December 3, 2018 Author Posted December 3, 2018 On 11/30/2018 at 1:02 PM, molarbear said: Do I get a participation trophy?
Codename: Jackass Posted December 3, 2018 Author Posted December 3, 2018 But for serious thanks for not just abandoning your team.
molarbear Posted December 3, 2018 Posted December 3, 2018 3 hours ago, empty said: 3 hours ago, empty said: But for serious thanks for not just abandoning your team. I would never. Would I help friends out by giving them a tit for nothing trade.... yes, did I? No one excepted said deals. I can't blame them because my Star RB and go to WR's have collectively scored a whopping 11 points combined this week. I think this is a sign that the Universal RNG is not in my favor. John Brown scored exactly zero points this week, I can't wait until later tonight when Golden Tate scores negative 5 points instead of 20+... I'm sure he'll do it very majestic like in the process though
Codename: Jackass Posted December 4, 2018 Author Posted December 4, 2018 (edited) PLAYOFFS ARE HERE PLAYOFFS ARE HERE PLAYOFFS ARE HERE!!!!!!!!!! Tiebreakers were determined by total points scored through the season. Your playoff matchups: #1 Tim Tebow and the Mile Highs vs #4 Feckless Tunts #2 SNEK Lee vs #3 Team PoohBear Redux CONSOLATION BRACKET #6 Johnsonville Brats vs #5 Lone Wolf Alpha Male Warriors #8 PDX Mas Puto vs #7 DF Thunderbirds #10 Steel Curtain vs #9 Teddy Throwsevelt #12 Dog Walkers vs #11 Balling Pandas Edited December 4, 2018 by empty 2
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