fuggstop Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 1. Your baby can read I bought this and started her on it from 10 months of age. We sat her in front of the tv for hours watching the vids 2. Library storytime From age 1 to 7 i took her to all the story time reading every story reading event i could. We only stopped because of voice lessons 3. Buying books Buying books early is good cuz the child learns by seeing the same words over and over. I would continually ask her whats happening next after she memorized the book. Didnt do this for a whole lotta books tho 4. Library books When she was real little, i picked out abt 10 small easy reader books myself. When she got a little older, she picked out her own books (she loved this). We read them together until about age 6...then she eventually started reading on her own and she selects chapter books We go to the library every weekend or every other weekend or longer if she gets a lot of books. I renew the books thru the website. She hasnt lost one book! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Mother of the decade. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenguinBoss Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 It's really pathetic how you claim your daughter's accomplishments for your own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 7, 2018 Author Share Posted August 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, PenguinBoss said: It's really pathetic how you claim your daughter's accomplishments for your own. Like you wouldn't blame me if anything was wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueenoftheDorks Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Really the only thing you did was not give your kid a learning disorder. The rest was on the kid. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 It's funny how you begin the title "what I did to acheive" and then list your daughter's accomplishments. When she discovers her value in your life you're fucked. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 I hope she discovers it sooner than later so fuggs doesn't fuck her life up too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 7, 2018 Author Share Posted August 7, 2018 16 minutes ago, QueenoftheDorks said: Really the only thing you did was not give your kid a learning disorder. The rest was on the kid. So she bought the materials and drove herself to the library and read to herself lol Ok! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 1 minute ago, stilgar said: I hope she discovers it sooner than later so fuggs doesn't fuck her life up too much. I look at my life and know what a depressing sentiment that truly is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueenoftheDorks Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 7 minutes ago, fuggstop said: So she bought the materials and drove herself to the library and read to herself lol Ok! You can buy whatever you want and you can take them to library every day... If they don't want to read they aren't going to. Unless you're holding a gun to her head. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Did you provide the Oxygen in her lungs? Oh, but you did get fucked to have her. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Did you provide the Oxygen in her lungs? Oh, but you did get fucked to have her. She provides the butter to make sure her daughter's never hotter than she ever was. Edited August 7, 2018 by GreatBallsOfJizz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 7, 2018 Author Share Posted August 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, QueenoftheDorks said: You can buy whatever you want and you can take them to library every day... If they don't want to read they aren't going to. Unless you're holding a gun to her head. YES THEY FUKKEN WILL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 7, 2018 Author Share Posted August 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Did you provide the Oxygen in her lungs? Oh, but you did get fucked to have her. Yeah i just lied there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Yup, you certainly lied. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 7, 2018 Author Share Posted August 7, 2018 26 minutes ago, stilgar said: Yup, you certainly lied. I promised i wouldn't trap him into getting married. Are we married? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, fuggstop said: I promised i wouldn't trap him into getting married. Are we married? I'm not sure you understand how marriage works unless you mean shotgun wedding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 7, 2018 Author Share Posted August 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: I'm not sure you understand how marriage works unless you mean shotgun wedding? What the hell u trying to say lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 7, 2018 Author Share Posted August 7, 2018 42 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: She provides the butter to make sure her daughter's never hotter than she ever was. I saw this b4 u edited So u think im hot? Lmao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenguinBoss Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 1 hour ago, fuggstop said: Like you wouldn't blame me if anything was wrong I don't think you'd brag about that every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 7, 2018 Author Share Posted August 7, 2018 1 minute ago, PenguinBoss said: I don't think you'd brag about that every day. Im not. a phony like all your"friends". I post the bad stuff too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 25 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Im not. a phony like all your"friends". I post the bad stuff too Oh boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 AP 3rd grader....She can read Hop on Pop without stuttering. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 (edited) 47 minutes ago, fuggstop said: I saw this b4 u edited So u think im hot? Lmao! He doesn’t. He thinks you’re gross He wouldn’t go from hour glass latina to stay puft. Edited August 7, 2018 by CutieQuesadilla 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 7, 2018 Author Share Posted August 7, 2018 8 minutes ago, Buddyroe360 said: AP 3rd grader....She can read Hop on Pop without stuttering. Howd buddy get so good in math? My parents did zilch to help me in math and it always came naturally. Madison is touch and go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Howd buddy get so good in math? My parents did zilch to help me in math and it always came naturally. Madison is touch and go. Real answer, he's my child and he inherited my affinity for numbers....Neffie didn't.....I hate it because I have to teach her math in the backwards way the school teaches her for her to get it. Buddy is on a whole nuther' level.....He learned how to multiply by 2s, then I taught him 9s.....He picked it up in like 3 days. Neffie still aced it but I hate how she equates. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 7, 2018 Author Share Posted August 7, 2018 13 minutes ago, Buddyroe360 said: Real answer, he's my child and he inherited my affinity for numbers....Neffie didn't.....I hate it because I have to teach her math in the backwards way the school teaches her for her to get it. Buddy is on a whole nuther' level.....He learned how to multiply by 2s, then I taught him 9s.....He picked it up in like 3 days. Neffie still aced it but I hate how she equates. Got it. so it seems like your answer is to learn common core *screams" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 44 minutes ago, CutieQuesadilla said: He doesn’t. He thinks you’re gross He wouldn’t go from hour glass latina to stay puft. I don't think anyone would really. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 1 minute ago, stilgar said: I don't think anyone would really. ❤️ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 7, 2018 Author Share Posted August 7, 2018 8 minutes ago, stilgar said: I don't think anyone would really. Why are you in this thread. Its not abt flirting or posting pics of your ass for attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 1 minute ago, fuggstop said: Why are you in this thread. Its not abt flirting or posting pics of your ass for attention. Stilgar’s ass is hot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 7, 2018 Author Share Posted August 7, 2018 17 minutes ago, stilgar said: I don't think anyone would really. But can u agree that for future madison to be hotter than me id have to be hot myself at some point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 1 hour ago, fuggstop said: I saw this b4 u edited So u think im hot? Lmao! How does replacing an unclear she with your daughter equate to this? You at least have some gold medals in mental gymnastics cause I don't even know how you got there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 32 minutes ago, fuggstop said: But can u agree that for future madison to be hotter than me id have to be hot myself at some point? No. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 7, 2018 Author Share Posted August 7, 2018 5 minutes ago, stilgar said: No. You are not a sensible man stilgag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Please remember that this is Madison's accomplishment, not yours. It's great that you provide her with a supportive environment for reading, but a kid either reads, or they don't. You were lucky - you got a reader. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 You don't have to be attractive fuggs for someone else to be more attractive than you. In fact, the less attractive you are the easier it is for people to accomplish that. But you are retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 7, 2018 Author Share Posted August 7, 2018 5 minutes ago, mthor said: Please remember that this is Madison's accomplishment, not yours. It's great that you provide her with a supportive environment for reading, but a kid either reads, or they don't. You were lucky - you got a reader. If i had nothing to do with it how come shes our 1st ap in the family since my 28 year old cousin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 7, 2018 Author Share Posted August 7, 2018 6 minutes ago, stilgar said: You don't have to be attractive fuggs for someone else to be more attractive than you. In fact, the less attractive you are the easier it is for people to accomplish that. But you are retarded. Yah but u dont say so n so is hotter than ugly people. No one does that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 1 minute ago, fuggstop said: Yah but u dont say so n so is hotter than ugly people. No one does that. Wut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 I get it fuggs, you are retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 12 minutes ago, fuggstop said: If i had nothing to do with it how come shes our 1st ap in the family since my 28 year old cousin? Because she's a bright kid who likes to read. You can't make a kid like to read any more than you can make them like liver, and you can't coach her to be smart any more than you can coach her to be world class in a sport for which she has no aptitude. Come on, don't steal the poor kid's thunder. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 *falls asleep* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 7, 2018 Author Share Posted August 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, mthor said: Because she's a bright kid who likes to read. You can't make a kid like to read any more than you can make them like liver, and you can't coach her to be smart any more than you can coach her to be world class in a sport for which she has no aptitude. Come on, don't steal the poor kid's thunder. MY LOINS SPURT FORTH BRILLIANCE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 7, 2018 Author Share Posted August 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: *falls asleep* Hey no sleeping...move along..move along Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Just now, fuggstop said: Hey no sleeping...move along..move along I'll never stop sleeping. Don't you ever tell me what to do. Stop hooking up with military beta males and let the alpha males who you foolishly spurn punch it in. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 8 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I'll never stop sleeping. Don't you ever tell me what to do. Stop hooking up with military beta males and let the alpha males who you foolishly spurn punch it in. Lol Zeni wants to hookup with fuggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 7, 2018 Author Share Posted August 7, 2018 Just now, naraku360 said: Lol Zeni wants to hookup with fuggs. I posted "alphas" harrassing me and zeni has been triggered ever since 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, fuggstop said: I posted "alphas" harrassing me and zeni has been triggered ever since 😂 Lmao I'm not even triggered, just think it's dumb that the Arab dude and the guy who said "you probably only like white guys" were the only ones who were alpha and aggressive in their pursuit of you and you foolishly passed them up for some military bums who don't even drink real liquor probably fake getting hammered off of PBR, actually maybe they do legitimately get hammered off of a 16oz can of PBR because they're just weak beta boys, yeah that's what the world is coming to, alpha uprising, fuck these betas. 👽👽💪😯😯😯💪💪💪💓🍕🍕🌭💏💏🐰🤧🐻🐻🐻 Edited August 7, 2018 by Zenigundam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I'm triggered af We know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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