Satou Kazuma Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 So, I got $5 for free to invest in some stock from Verizon rewards. I don't know how to invest or dabbled in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Hachiman said: So, I got $5 for free to invest in some stock from Verizon rewards. I don't know how to invest or dabbled in it. Scratch ticket. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 Invest in your local bando Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 Put it all in Enron 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 You should invest in Deez. DEEZ NUTS *airhorn* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 Hope you got what you came here for.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 Average new investor - Buy stock during the end of a stretch of good gains, market corrects slightly, investor sells stock at a loss in a panic. Swears off investing in stock market. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Average new investor - Buy stock during the end of a stretch of good gains, market corrects slightly, investor sells stock at a loss in a panic. Swears off investing in stock market. Name one time that has ever happened irl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Clu said: Name one time that has ever happened irl Name one time it hasn't. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 3 hours ago, Hachiman said: So, I got $5 for free to invest in some stock from Verizon rewards. I don't know how to invest or dabbled in it. Buy POOFcoin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 Campbell's chicken stock. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satou Kazuma Posted July 30, 2018 Author Share Posted July 30, 2018 TIL: fuck these people and their advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 Five bucks isn't enough. If you have a couple thousand or so laying around and can put another 250/month into it, a moderate risk Roth IRA would be worthwhile. In that case, look for a financial planner who will give you a list of his fees up front and go for it. Toss the Verizon and any spare cash you have in your budget into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 Beef, chicken, or vegetable? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 Buy 500 random penny stocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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