Zenigundam Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 So I've been out of work since I quit that job w/ the ahole bosses back in early December, and I have to contribute $600-$800 or maybe my mom will kick me out. Anyway, this month I got really low on cash, so I banked on winning this fantasy game on ESPN.com, but I got disheartened halfway through the month and quit. Then I worked a two day juror assignment that paid $360 this past week, and I desperately needed that haha. All the jobs I interviewed with this month f'd me over and either didn't call me back or lied to me, so I took $50 of the $360 from my juror thing and put it into my old online poker account a few days ago. I was winning easily early on and up about $250, but to make a long story short there was a point two days ago when I fcked up and had $15 left, but I turned the $15 back to about $340 now, and it could have been a lot more but I busted in a tourney last night on the only card that could beat me, sadly probably cost me at least a few hundred. Yeah TLDR, but isn't this insane how I'm going to end up getting the bills paid because of online poker? I was dead in the water last Monday! I mean I had NO way to pay the bills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 23, 2017 Author Share Posted January 23, 2017 Gotta go to AC and cash out. I'm gonna keep working methodically and slowly building it up. When I went down to $15, I got bold and put myself at a table with big rollers who were making insane bets on every hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 If I were you I'd keep my mom in check by not paying any bills. Your love is all the support she needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 23, 2017 Author Share Posted January 23, 2017 If I were you I'd keep my mom in check by not paying any bills. Your love is all the support she needs. Hmmmmm... ... ... ... ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 -1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 -1 He has a +1, not a -1. We don't have those here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 waifu pays the bills... and mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Where the fuck are you doing jury duty where they pay 180 a day -_' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Gotta go to AC and cash out. I'm gonna keep working methodically and slowly building it up. When I went down to $15, I got bold and put myself at a table with big rollers who were making insane bets on every hand. That's why you plant yourself down at a Texas Hold 'Em 2-4 limit table, sure it's kinda hard cuz that's the tables the pros sit at to make a quick buck but at least you won't lose a stupid amount of money at one time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 23, 2017 Author Share Posted January 23, 2017 Some place in Bergen County. It was the most boring sh-t ever, would not do it again. I'll make my own money and be ma own boss from now on!! YES!!! YES!!! Up even more $$!! The bills are getting paid, baby!! Woohoo!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 23, 2017 Author Share Posted January 23, 2017 That's why you plant yourself down at a Texas Hold 'Em 2-4 limit table, sure it's kinda hard cuz that's the tables the pros sit at to make a quick buck but at least you won't lose a stupid amount of money at one time I'm a beast at poker. No way I'll ever sit down at any sort of limit table!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 He has a +1, not a -1. We don't have those here. -1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 I'm a beast at poker. No way I'll ever sit down at any sort of limit table!!! :blank: That's why you sit there you idiot :blank: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 23, 2017 Author Share Posted January 23, 2017 Pooh's mad!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 You know Zeni I'm surprised you don't have a show on AS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 You know Zeni I'm surprised you don't have a show on AS. His schtick isn't just boring, it's fucking depressing too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Glad you've managed to keep yourself afloat with it! <3 :beer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaNaraku Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Whichever method works best mah man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 23, 2017 Author Share Posted January 23, 2017 Glad you've managed to keep yourself afloat with it! <3 :beer: I'm up $600 now. It's stressful, but the alcohol helps calm me down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quebecelegy Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 sounds like a good life O0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 His schtick isn't just boring, it's fucking depressing too. That's true. It just seems like something that would be right up thier ally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 I need your kind of bills.....I'm not completely sure what's happening in that pic, but if I add every nubmer up, it still won't pay any of my bills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Pooh's mad!! I'm not mad it's your loss if you were going to AC. -_' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 The answer is your mom pays them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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