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Well, if she was married, underage, a lesbian, or a total jerk in non-Trek related things, you probably made the right choice.

If, however, she was pleasant and friendly, I will yell at you, too.

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I still think you should fuck a hooker. Once you get over the awkward first time sex, I think you'll gain some confidence. I imagine hookers are more patient too.

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4 minutes ago, mthor said:

Well, if she was married, underage, a lesbian, or a total jerk in non-Trek related things, you probably made the right choice.

If, however, she was pleasant and friendly, I will yell at you, too.

she was pleasant and nice

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2 minutes ago, mthor said:

DAMMIT GHOSTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!>:(

she had to quit before  I had the chance to 

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47 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

for not hitting on a female Trekkie I woked with  

 

 

 

if you woke with her, then it sounds like you already succeeded, no?

But in all seriousness, don't go out with co-workers.

What's that you say? she quit?

Look her up, get them digits, and plant that man-seed son.

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12 hours ago, SwimModSponges said:

 

But in all seriousness, don't go out with co-workers

This dude goes to work and he goes home. You're taking all of his options off the table here 

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15 hours ago, bnmjy said:

I still think you should fuck a hooker. Once you get over the awkward first time sex, I think you'll gain some confidence. I imagine hookers are more patient too.

Careful what you wish for. Ghosty gotta be careful.

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16 hours ago, ghostrek said:

for not hitting on a female Trekkie I woked with  

 

 

 

You could have pretended your dick was the Star Trek Enterprise and her butthole is a spaceport

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On 7/13/2018 at 8:54 PM, ghostrek said:

for not hitting on a female Trekkie I woked with  

 

 

 

Well, if you couldn't fuck her at least you got to stop screaming "Blue Lives Matter!" at the black customers with her.

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On 7/14/2018 at 12:49 PM, Sandstone said:

Ghosty is a sweet boy, he would never date rape.

Plus given his girth it would also inherently be a date murder.

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16 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

She can't handle ghostie. She'll die. You though . . .

What happens when an unstoppable Schwartz meets an unquenchable slob crack?

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2 minutes ago, naraku360 said:

Where do you think Oscar Mayer gets it?

Yea after I posted it I realized I put the cart before the horse.

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