Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 (edited) Apparently approved by environmentalists. @Nabloom EDIT: Ok, that should work. Edited July 12, 2018 by Doom Metal Alchemist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 But I like as many things as possible to suffer for my dietary habits. Where is the suffering? There better be some in the lab. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 12, 2018 Author Share Posted July 12, 2018 33 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: But I like as many things as possible to suffer for my dietary habits. Where is the suffering? There better be some in the lab. Hey if we can still have all the steak and burgers we want, and people like nabs can STFU, I call that a win-win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Nah.....I mean, I'll eat it but I'm not gonna champion it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 I'd eat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 7 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Apparently approved by environmentalists. @Nabloom EDIT: Ok, that should work. They tried that with chicken, but it came out gelatinous because lab grown meat doesn't exercise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 1 hour ago, 1938 Packard said: They tried that with chicken, but it came out gelatinous because lab grown meat doesn't exercise. So the chicken is willing to haul the trash up the back stairs, unlike the lazy janitor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 8 hours ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: But I like as many things as possible to suffer for my dietary habits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 1 hour ago, 1938 Packard said: They tried that with chicken, but it came out gelatinous because lab grown meat doesn't exercise. As opposed to factory farmed animals stacked on top of one another like shitwood 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 44 minutes ago, scoobdog said: So the chicken is willing to haul the trash up the back stairs, unlike the lazy janitor? Free range chicken is still the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: Free range chicken is still the best. You ain't never seen a free range chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 20 minutes ago, scoobdog said: You ain't never seen a free range chicken. I used to live with a guy who raised them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 You have to have an actual "range" for "free range" chickens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 7 minutes ago, scoobdog said: You have to have an actual "range" for "free range" chickens. The guy had a two acre spread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 9 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Apparently approved by environmentalists. @Nabloom EDIT: Ok, that should work. I'm down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 9 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Apparently approved by environmentalists. @Nabloom EDIT: Ok, that should work. What are the health risks of eating it? It probably doesn't taste like real meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 13, 2018 Author Share Posted July 13, 2018 57 minutes ago, Nabloom said: As opposed to factory farmed animals stacked on top of one another like shitwood You know, the reason I tagged you is so you'd give me your opinion on what the OP is about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 13, 2018 Author Share Posted July 13, 2018 Just now, 1938 Packard said: What are the health risks of eating it? It probably doesn't taste like real meat. I don't know. I would have to do more research. Maybe THEY have to do more research. *shrug* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 21 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: The guy had a two acre spread. Kenny living on a mother fucking chicken ranch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 7 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Kenny living on a mother fucking chicken ranch. He also had pigs and a cow. He still has the house and land, he doesn't raise animals anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: You know, the reason I tagged you is so you'd give me your opinion on what the OP is about. What can I do for you my good sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 13, 2018 Author Share Posted July 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Nabloom said: What can I do for you my good sir Is this clean lab grown meat the answer? Should it take the place of the current farming methods you so loathe? Or are you not in favor of this at all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Is this clean lab grown meat the answer? Should it take the place of the current farming methods you so loathe? Or are you not in favor of this at all? It's cool if it can be produced sustainably and will get enough of you absolute hogs to stop eating actual cowflesh to where we can begin decreasing the global cow population and amount of land we dedicate to cow rearing and cow feed growing then that's a good thing because the alternative is the world basically becoming one big hot McDonald's kitchen slaughterhouse 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Nabloom said: It's cool if it can be produced sustainably and will get enough of you absolute hogs to stop eating actual cowflesh to where we can begin decreasing the global cow population and amount of land we dedicate to cow rearing and cow feed growing then that's a good thing because the alternative is the world basically becoming one big hot McDonald's kitchen slaughterhouse The reason I decided not to read NPR anymore is because I read a story about how Colombia making a peace aggreement with their rebels resulted in loggers moving into what was once their territory resulting in a record amount of deforestation this year. Lots of people are going to die before things get better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpgamer Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 You say that like it's a bad thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 1 hour ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Lots of people are going to die before things get better. I sense another great population culling in the works, like an ice age, or a meteor, or a plague. It's long overdue, I fear. Nuclear armageddon? Space cholera? Nanobots that eat your entire body (starting with the eyes, of course)? Global flood, storm, and drought ALL AT ONCE? Why not all of them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 Sorry, I can't condone eating artificial meat. If I had the means, I would actually like to do all of my own animal slaughterings. I feel like the ideal way to eat meat should be through personal experience and respect for the creature it came from. We have done enough damage to the derealization of the life cycle as it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 I dunno how I feel .... but either way you'll probably get cancer right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 7 hours ago, empty said: I sense another great population culling in the works, like an ice age, or a meteor, or a plague. It's long overdue, I fear. Nuclear armageddon? Space cholera? Nanobots that eat your entire body (starting with the eyes, of course)? Global flood, storm, and drought ALL AT ONCE? Why not all of them? I feel like the most likely event is deadly heat waves. Like 160 degree days in huge swaths of land that are heavily populated. We need to turn around soon or it's not going to be pretty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 13, 2018 Author Share Posted July 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Vamped said: I dunno how I feel .... but either way you'll probably get cancer right? Some day they'll announce a new scientific study finds that breathing oxygen causes cancer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Some day they'll announce a new scientific study finds that breathing oxygen causes cancer. If the Oxygen is mixed with pollutants that's pretty much a given already. And the chances of someone encountering pollutants in the air during the course of their life is pretty certain now, it just depends on which ones and how often. Just think about that, you could be breathing in cancer right now and not even know it. Edited July 13, 2018 by Sandstone 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 Sorry want a hug? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 13, 2018 Author Share Posted July 13, 2018 Just now, Sandstone said: Sorry want a hug? lol I'm good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: lol I'm good. Damn, I was hoping to get a free hug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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