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I don't know why, but I assumed that when I heard this in rap songs that the girls would look different.... Thicker... And blacker... But... I suppose it isn't surprising the girl is whiteish and could be snapped in half like a cracker.

Anyways, Google is fun.

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9 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said:

Is she 5'3"?  That's a critical point the song is making.

......shit. I mean, I think the measurement is circumference... So does height matter?

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12 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

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Dane is going to break his dick off to this pic

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12 hours ago, Clu said:

I don't know why, but I assumed that when I heard this in rap songs that the girls would look different.... Thicker... And blacker... But... I suppose it isn't surprising the girl is whiteish and could be snapped in half like a cracker.

Anyways, Google is fun.

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I thought this was going to be about high school locker combinations.  Mine was 36 23 33.  Nobody occupies the locker now.  The building has been demolished.

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12 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

I thought this was going to be about high school locker combinations.  Mine was 36 23 33.  Nobody occupies the locker now.  The building has been demolished.

I guess that means all the evidence is gone.

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Just now, Clu said:

He's some kind of magic moron with remembering his locker combo

Maybe he had to yell it out at passerbys every time he got locked in his own locker.

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Just now, 1938 Packard said:

It's as easy as remembering your social security number.

Sure it is... when your life depends on it.  Does it get hot in there?

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1 minute ago, 1938 Packard said:

It's as easy as remembering your social security number.

It didn't take me long to memorize your social security number... And blood type.

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1 minute ago, 1938 Packard said:

So now I know who to blame when new credit lines open in my name.

Yep.

Posted
2 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

I can rule him out.  He's not a crook.

Until they find the meat freezer full of "stuff". You're whole family is suspect.

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9 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

It's as easy as remembering your social security number.

Except I still need to use my social security number relatively often, but I haven't had to use any of my high school locker combinations for over 15 years.

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Just now, scoobdog said:

Dead man smoking.

Damn I didn't get my edit in.... Now my credibility is shot 

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1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Except I still need to use my social security number relatively often, but I haven't had to use any of my high school locker combinations for over 15 years.

Speaking of which, every so often I have dreams I'm back in high school, and I need to get into my locker, but I can never remember the combination, and I dig in my backpack for the piece of paper with it on it, and I can never find it. Wonder what those dreams mean. :|

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3 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Except I still need to use my social security number relatively often, but I haven't had to use any of my high school locker combinations for over 15 years.

Good foe you.

I use mine to pick lotto numbers.

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1 minute ago, 1938 Packard said:

Good foe you.

I use mine to pick lotto numbers.

Ah yes, the financial strategy of the genius. Surely taking credit and savings advice from such a titan of finance will lead you to future fortunes.

How could it go wrong?

What's your retirement strategy? Play the lotto.

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2 minutes ago, Clu said:

Ah yes, the financial strategy of the genius. Surely taking credit and savings advice from such a titan of finance will lead you to future fortunes.

How could it go wrong?

What's your retirement strategy? Play the lotto.

I was fully vested in two pensions by age 33.  Lotto is for amusement.

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Just now, 1938 Packard said:

I was fully vested in two pensions by age 33.  Lotto is for amusement.

I have some beachfront property I want to sell you in Nevada.

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Just now, 1938 Packard said:

I'll keep the pensions, thank you.

You couldn't afford beach front property in Nevada on that shit pension of yours anyway.

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9 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

You couldn't afford beach front property in Nevada on that shit pension of yours anyway.

If by "beach", you mean next to the neighbor's septic tank, you probably have that property.  Nevada doesn't have ocean access.

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Just now, 1938 Packard said:

If by "beach", you mean next to the neighbor's septic tank, you probably have that property.  Nevada doesn't have ocean access.

Who said anything about an ocean?

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Just now, 1938 Packard said:

If by "beach", you mean next to the neighbor's septic tank, you probably have that property.  Nevada doesn't have ocean access.

He said beach, fuckwad.

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They use people like you as footstools out there.

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Just now, 1938 Packard said:

That's lakeside, Mon Idiot.  There's a difference.

I think you should use your Google powers to look up the definition, janitor.

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1 hour ago, scoobdog said:

Here's another shot of a Nevada beach.

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Don't you wish you could just relax there, @1938 Packard?

There are similar lakes in Wyoming.  That includes the world's deepest mountain lake, where I rode a pedal boat.  They didn't refer to lakeside as "beaches" there.

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1 hour ago, scoobdog said:

Beach /bitch/ :  noun 

1.  A pebbly or sandy shore, or a place where poor-ass janitors will never afford to visit.

Visit?  I reside a few blocks from a real beach.  When I want lakeside, I'll go to Lenape.  Lenape is not a beach.

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