Clu Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 (edited) I don't know why, but I assumed that when I heard this in rap songs that the girls would look different.... Thicker... And blacker... But... I suppose it isn't surprising the girl is whiteish and could be snapped in half like a cracker. Anyways, Google is fun. Edited July 11, 2018 by Clu 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 Is she 5'3"? That's a critical point the song is making. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted July 11, 2018 Author Share Posted July 11, 2018 9 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: Is she 5'3"? That's a critical point the song is making. ......shit. I mean, I think the measurement is circumference... So does height matter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted July 11, 2018 Author Share Posted July 11, 2018 12 minutes ago, cyberbully said: Dane is going to break his dick off to this pic 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JehutyNinja Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 I don't even think Amy Schumer wants to see Amy Schumer naked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 5 hours ago, Clu said: ......shit. I mean, I think the measurement is circumference... So does height matter? It does. Because short girls are goddamn amazing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 WHR is an excellent predictor of male interest when it comes to evolutionary psychology. Its one of the strongest signs of a female with high reproductive viability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 little in the middle but she got much back 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 12 hours ago, Clu said: I don't know why, but I assumed that when I heard this in rap songs that the girls would look different.... Thicker... And blacker... But... I suppose it isn't surprising the girl is whiteish and could be snapped in half like a cracker. Anyways, Google is fun. I thought this was going to be about high school locker combinations. Mine was 36 23 33. Nobody occupies the locker now. The building has been demolished. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 12 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: I thought this was going to be about high school locker combinations. Mine was 36 23 33. Nobody occupies the locker now. The building has been demolished. I guess that means all the evidence is gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted July 11, 2018 Author Share Posted July 11, 2018 He's some kind of magic moron with remembering his locker combo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 Just now, Clu said: He's some kind of magic moron with remembering his locker combo Maybe he had to yell it out at passerbys every time he got locked in his own locker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 Just now, Clu said: He's some kind of magic moron with remembering his locker combo It's as easy as remembering your social security number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 Just now, 1938 Packard said: It's as easy as remembering your social security number. Sure it is... when your life depends on it. Does it get hot in there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted July 11, 2018 Author Share Posted July 11, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, 1938 Packard said: It's as easy as remembering your social security number. It didn't take me long to memorize your social security number... And blood type. Edited July 11, 2018 by Clu 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 Just now, scoobdog said: Maybe he had to yell it out at passerbys every time he got locked in his own locker. The lockers had trip levers to open from inside. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 6 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: It does. Because short girls are goddamn amazing. finally, some love for short women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 I love that you know that. You're like an old pro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 Just now, Clu said: It didn't take me long to memorize you social security number... And blood type. So now I know who to blame when new credit lines open in my name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 1 minute ago, 1938 Packard said: So now I know who to blame when new credit lines open in my name. Besides your brother? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted July 11, 2018 Author Share Posted July 11, 2018 1 minute ago, 1938 Packard said: So now I know who to blame when new credit lines open in my name. Yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 Just now, scoobdog said: Besides your brother? I can rule him out. He's not a crook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 1 minute ago, 1938 Packard said: I can rule him out. He's not a crook. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 10 minutes ago, Clu said: He's some kind of magic moron with remembering his locker combo You mean an idiot savant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted July 11, 2018 Author Share Posted July 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: I can rule him out. He's not a crook. Until they find the meat freezer full of "stuff". You're whole family is suspect. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted July 11, 2018 Author Share Posted July 11, 2018 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: You mean an idiot savant? Tomato tamahto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 1 minute ago, Clu said: Until they find the meat freezer full of "stuff". You're whole family is suspect. Dead man smoking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 9 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: It's as easy as remembering your social security number. Except I still need to use my social security number relatively often, but I haven't had to use any of my high school locker combinations for over 15 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted July 11, 2018 Author Share Posted July 11, 2018 Just now, scoobdog said: Dead man smoking. Damn I didn't get my edit in.... Now my credibility is shot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 Just now, Clu said: Damn I didn't get my edit in.... Now my credibility is shot Fuck it. Just double down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Except I still need to use my social security number relatively often, but I haven't had to use any of my high school locker combinations for over 15 years. Speaking of which, every so often I have dreams I'm back in high school, and I need to get into my locker, but I can never remember the combination, and I dig in my backpack for the piece of paper with it on it, and I can never find it. Wonder what those dreams mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Except I still need to use my social security number relatively often, but I haven't had to use any of my high school locker combinations for over 15 years. Good foe you. I use mine to pick lotto numbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted July 11, 2018 Author Share Posted July 11, 2018 1 minute ago, 1938 Packard said: Good foe you. I use mine to pick lotto numbers. Ah yes, the financial strategy of the genius. Surely taking credit and savings advice from such a titan of finance will lead you to future fortunes. How could it go wrong? What's your retirement strategy? Play the lotto. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: Good foe you. I use mine to pick lotto numbers. Your brother says that's dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Clu said: Ah yes, the financial strategy of the genius. Surely taking credit and savings advice from such a titan of finance will lead you to future fortunes. How could it go wrong? What's your retirement strategy? Play the lotto. I was fully vested in two pensions by age 33. Lotto is for amusement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted July 11, 2018 Author Share Posted July 11, 2018 Just now, 1938 Packard said: I was fully vested in two pensions by age 33. Lotto is for amusement. I have some beachfront property I want to sell you in Nevada. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 1 minute ago, Clu said: I have some beachfront property I want to sell you in Nevada. I'll keep the pensions, thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 Just now, 1938 Packard said: I'll keep the pensions, thank you. You couldn't afford beach front property in Nevada on that shit pension of yours anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 9 minutes ago, scoobdog said: You couldn't afford beach front property in Nevada on that shit pension of yours anyway. If by "beach", you mean next to the neighbor's septic tank, you probably have that property. Nevada doesn't have ocean access. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted July 12, 2018 Author Share Posted July 12, 2018 Just now, 1938 Packard said: If by "beach", you mean next to the neighbor's septic tank, you probably have that property. Nevada doesn't have ocean access. Who said anything about an ocean? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Just now, Clu said: Who said anything about an ocean? Beaches and oceans go together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Just now, 1938 Packard said: If by "beach", you mean next to the neighbor's septic tank, you probably have that property. Nevada doesn't have ocean access. He said beach, fuckwad. They use people like you as footstools out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, scoobdog said: He said beach, fuckwad. They use people like you as footstools out there. That's lakeside, Mon Idiot. There's a difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted July 12, 2018 Author Share Posted July 12, 2018 Just now, 1938 Packard said: That's lakeside, Mon Idiot. There's a difference. I think you should use your Google powers to look up the definition, janitor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Beach /bitch/ : noun 1. A pebbly or sandy shore, or a place where poor-ass janitors will never afford to visit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Here's another shot of a Nevada beach. Don't you wish you could just relax there, @1938 Packard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 hour ago, 1938 Packard said: So now I know who to blame when new credit lines open in my name. Do you really....Or do you think that's me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 hour ago, scoobdog said: Here's another shot of a Nevada beach. Don't you wish you could just relax there, @1938 Packard? There are similar lakes in Wyoming. That includes the world's deepest mountain lake, where I rode a pedal boat. They didn't refer to lakeside as "beaches" there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 hour ago, scoobdog said: Beach /bitch/ : noun 1. A pebbly or sandy shore, or a place where poor-ass janitors will never afford to visit. Visit? I reside a few blocks from a real beach. When I want lakeside, I'll go to Lenape. Lenape is not a beach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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