Clu Posted July 11, 2018 Posted July 11, 2018 (edited) I don't know why, but I assumed that when I heard this in rap songs that the girls would look different.... Thicker... And blacker... But... I suppose it isn't surprising the girl is whiteish and could be snapped in half like a cracker. Anyways, Google is fun. Edited July 11, 2018 by Clu 1
GuyBeardmane Posted July 11, 2018 Posted July 11, 2018 Is she 5'3"? That's a critical point the song is making. 1
Clu Posted July 11, 2018 Author Posted July 11, 2018 9 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: Is she 5'3"? That's a critical point the song is making. ......shit. I mean, I think the measurement is circumference... So does height matter?
Clu Posted July 11, 2018 Author Posted July 11, 2018 12 minutes ago, cyberbully said: Dane is going to break his dick off to this pic 1 1
JehutyNinja Posted July 11, 2018 Posted July 11, 2018 I don't even think Amy Schumer wants to see Amy Schumer naked
GuyBeardmane Posted July 11, 2018 Posted July 11, 2018 5 hours ago, Clu said: ......shit. I mean, I think the measurement is circumference... So does height matter? It does. Because short girls are goddamn amazing. 2
SwimModSponges Posted July 11, 2018 Posted July 11, 2018 WHR is an excellent predictor of male interest when it comes to evolutionary psychology. Its one of the strongest signs of a female with high reproductive viability.
Juice McKenzie Posted July 11, 2018 Posted July 11, 2018 little in the middle but she got much back 1
1938 Packard Posted July 11, 2018 Posted July 11, 2018 12 hours ago, Clu said: I don't know why, but I assumed that when I heard this in rap songs that the girls would look different.... Thicker... And blacker... But... I suppose it isn't surprising the girl is whiteish and could be snapped in half like a cracker. Anyways, Google is fun. I thought this was going to be about high school locker combinations. Mine was 36 23 33. Nobody occupies the locker now. The building has been demolished. 1
scoobdog Posted July 11, 2018 Posted July 11, 2018 12 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: I thought this was going to be about high school locker combinations. Mine was 36 23 33. Nobody occupies the locker now. The building has been demolished. I guess that means all the evidence is gone.
Clu Posted July 11, 2018 Author Posted July 11, 2018 He's some kind of magic moron with remembering his locker combo 1
scoobdog Posted July 11, 2018 Posted July 11, 2018 Just now, Clu said: He's some kind of magic moron with remembering his locker combo Maybe he had to yell it out at passerbys every time he got locked in his own locker.
1938 Packard Posted July 11, 2018 Posted July 11, 2018 Just now, Clu said: He's some kind of magic moron with remembering his locker combo It's as easy as remembering your social security number.
scoobdog Posted July 11, 2018 Posted July 11, 2018 Just now, 1938 Packard said: It's as easy as remembering your social security number. Sure it is... when your life depends on it. Does it get hot in there?
Clu Posted July 11, 2018 Author Posted July 11, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, 1938 Packard said: It's as easy as remembering your social security number. It didn't take me long to memorize your social security number... And blood type. Edited July 11, 2018 by Clu 1
1938 Packard Posted July 11, 2018 Posted July 11, 2018 Just now, scoobdog said: Maybe he had to yell it out at passerbys every time he got locked in his own locker. The lockers had trip levers to open from inside. 1
little_girl_lost Posted July 11, 2018 Posted July 11, 2018 6 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: It does. Because short girls are goddamn amazing. finally, some love for short women
scoobdog Posted July 11, 2018 Posted July 11, 2018 I love that you know that. You're like an old pro.
1938 Packard Posted July 11, 2018 Posted July 11, 2018 Just now, Clu said: It didn't take me long to memorize you social security number... And blood type. So now I know who to blame when new credit lines open in my name.
scoobdog Posted July 11, 2018 Posted July 11, 2018 1 minute ago, 1938 Packard said: So now I know who to blame when new credit lines open in my name. Besides your brother? 1
Clu Posted July 11, 2018 Author Posted July 11, 2018 1 minute ago, 1938 Packard said: So now I know who to blame when new credit lines open in my name. Yep.
1938 Packard Posted July 11, 2018 Posted July 11, 2018 Just now, scoobdog said: Besides your brother? I can rule him out. He's not a crook.
scoobdog Posted July 11, 2018 Posted July 11, 2018 1 minute ago, 1938 Packard said: I can rule him out. He's not a crook. Lol
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 11, 2018 Posted July 11, 2018 10 minutes ago, Clu said: He's some kind of magic moron with remembering his locker combo You mean an idiot savant?
Clu Posted July 11, 2018 Author Posted July 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: I can rule him out. He's not a crook. Until they find the meat freezer full of "stuff". You're whole family is suspect. 1
Clu Posted July 11, 2018 Author Posted July 11, 2018 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: You mean an idiot savant? Tomato tamahto
scoobdog Posted July 11, 2018 Posted July 11, 2018 1 minute ago, Clu said: Until they find the meat freezer full of "stuff". You're whole family is suspect. Dead man smoking.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 11, 2018 Posted July 11, 2018 9 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: It's as easy as remembering your social security number. Except I still need to use my social security number relatively often, but I haven't had to use any of my high school locker combinations for over 15 years.
Clu Posted July 11, 2018 Author Posted July 11, 2018 Just now, scoobdog said: Dead man smoking. Damn I didn't get my edit in.... Now my credibility is shot
scoobdog Posted July 11, 2018 Posted July 11, 2018 Just now, Clu said: Damn I didn't get my edit in.... Now my credibility is shot Fuck it. Just double down.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 11, 2018 Posted July 11, 2018 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Except I still need to use my social security number relatively often, but I haven't had to use any of my high school locker combinations for over 15 years. Speaking of which, every so often I have dreams I'm back in high school, and I need to get into my locker, but I can never remember the combination, and I dig in my backpack for the piece of paper with it on it, and I can never find it. Wonder what those dreams mean.
1938 Packard Posted July 11, 2018 Posted July 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Except I still need to use my social security number relatively often, but I haven't had to use any of my high school locker combinations for over 15 years. Good foe you. I use mine to pick lotto numbers.
Clu Posted July 11, 2018 Author Posted July 11, 2018 1 minute ago, 1938 Packard said: Good foe you. I use mine to pick lotto numbers. Ah yes, the financial strategy of the genius. Surely taking credit and savings advice from such a titan of finance will lead you to future fortunes. How could it go wrong? What's your retirement strategy? Play the lotto. 1
scoobdog Posted July 11, 2018 Posted July 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: Good foe you. I use mine to pick lotto numbers. Your brother says that's dumb.
1938 Packard Posted July 11, 2018 Posted July 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Clu said: Ah yes, the financial strategy of the genius. Surely taking credit and savings advice from such a titan of finance will lead you to future fortunes. How could it go wrong? What's your retirement strategy? Play the lotto. I was fully vested in two pensions by age 33. Lotto is for amusement.
Clu Posted July 11, 2018 Author Posted July 11, 2018 Just now, 1938 Packard said: I was fully vested in two pensions by age 33. Lotto is for amusement. I have some beachfront property I want to sell you in Nevada. 1
1938 Packard Posted July 11, 2018 Posted July 11, 2018 1 minute ago, Clu said: I have some beachfront property I want to sell you in Nevada. I'll keep the pensions, thank you.
scoobdog Posted July 11, 2018 Posted July 11, 2018 Just now, 1938 Packard said: I'll keep the pensions, thank you. You couldn't afford beach front property in Nevada on that shit pension of yours anyway.
1938 Packard Posted July 12, 2018 Posted July 12, 2018 9 minutes ago, scoobdog said: You couldn't afford beach front property in Nevada on that shit pension of yours anyway. If by "beach", you mean next to the neighbor's septic tank, you probably have that property. Nevada doesn't have ocean access.
Clu Posted July 12, 2018 Author Posted July 12, 2018 Just now, 1938 Packard said: If by "beach", you mean next to the neighbor's septic tank, you probably have that property. Nevada doesn't have ocean access. Who said anything about an ocean? 1
1938 Packard Posted July 12, 2018 Posted July 12, 2018 Just now, Clu said: Who said anything about an ocean? Beaches and oceans go together.
scoobdog Posted July 12, 2018 Posted July 12, 2018 Just now, 1938 Packard said: If by "beach", you mean next to the neighbor's septic tank, you probably have that property. Nevada doesn't have ocean access. He said beach, fuckwad. They use people like you as footstools out there.
1938 Packard Posted July 12, 2018 Posted July 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, scoobdog said: He said beach, fuckwad. They use people like you as footstools out there. That's lakeside, Mon Idiot. There's a difference.
Clu Posted July 12, 2018 Author Posted July 12, 2018 Just now, 1938 Packard said: That's lakeside, Mon Idiot. There's a difference. I think you should use your Google powers to look up the definition, janitor.
scoobdog Posted July 12, 2018 Posted July 12, 2018 Beach /bitch/ : noun 1. A pebbly or sandy shore, or a place where poor-ass janitors will never afford to visit.
scoobdog Posted July 12, 2018 Posted July 12, 2018 Here's another shot of a Nevada beach. Don't you wish you could just relax there, @1938 Packard?
cyberbully Posted July 12, 2018 Posted July 12, 2018 1 hour ago, 1938 Packard said: So now I know who to blame when new credit lines open in my name. Do you really....Or do you think that's me
1938 Packard Posted July 12, 2018 Posted July 12, 2018 1 hour ago, scoobdog said: Here's another shot of a Nevada beach. Don't you wish you could just relax there, @1938 Packard? There are similar lakes in Wyoming. That includes the world's deepest mountain lake, where I rode a pedal boat. They didn't refer to lakeside as "beaches" there.
1938 Packard Posted July 12, 2018 Posted July 12, 2018 1 hour ago, scoobdog said: Beach /bitch/ : noun 1. A pebbly or sandy shore, or a place where poor-ass janitors will never afford to visit. Visit? I reside a few blocks from a real beach. When I want lakeside, I'll go to Lenape. Lenape is not a beach.
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