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Posted
10 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Then she sends you a video of her fucking another dude..... Isn't that like counter productive? 

That seems crazy....

Don't stick your dick in crazy....

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Posted
32 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Then she sends you a video of her fucking another dude..... Isn't that like counter productive? 

No, but if she did, I'd just send her a video of me fucking someone...

Posted
1 hour ago, Vamped said:

>.> is it really counter productive?

Sounds like shes just a freak 

it is cause its like yo why don't you just slob that dude down? Lol idk it just makes me very uninterested

Posted
30 minutes ago, JehutyNinja said:

I had a chick show me a pic and say "this is my boyfriend fucking me in the ass 5 minutes ago in the bathroom"

That is what it was

I'd be like 

oh yeah thats cool

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Posted
1 hour ago, That_One_Guy said:

Then she sends you a video of her fucking another dude..... Isn't that like counter productive? 

No....But it’s nice she asked...and didn’t end up getting an unsolicited dick pic

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Posted
1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said:

that's a tricky one if you don't know the person well enough. if the message says: dick pic? and you say sure! she might send you her dick pic.

I'm not sending her shit now. She can fuck that other dude lol aint nobody got time for that

 

Posted (edited)
Just now, That_One_Guy said:

I'm not sending her shit now. She can fuck that other dude lol aint nobody got time for that

 

but you might get a feminine penis pic out of it

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Posted
1 minute ago, Still Me said:

No....But it’s nice she asked...and didn’t end up getting an unsolicited dick pic

I never send dick pics. My dick is unimpressive which defeats the purpose lol

 

Posted
2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

I never send dick pics. My dick is unimpressive which defeats the purpose lol

 

Gotta get the right angles and shadows..make your wee peen look like a monster cock ready to bite..

Posted
2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

I'm not sending her shit now. She can fuck that other dude lol aint nobody got time for that

 

Im just honestly surprised she asked for one. Never in my life have I wanted a picture of a dick, they just show up uninvited like fruit cakes at Christmas or terrible potato salad at work functions 

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Posted
Just now, Still Me said:

Gotta get the right angles and shadows..make your wee peen look like a monster cock ready to bite..

Dude Steven fucking Spielberg couldn't make my cock look average sized FACTS!

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Just now, Vamped said:

Im just honestly surprised she asked for one. Never in my life have I wanted a picture of a dick, they just show up uninvited like fruit cakes at Christmas or terrible potato salad at work functions 

Well now she's not getting one she's getting a BLOCK

Posted
Just now, That_One_Guy said:

Dude Steven fucking Spielberg couldn't make my cock look average sized FACTS!

Na love....gotta shave dat sac...make the balls look small...

Posted
1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said:

Dude Steven fucking Spielberg couldn't make my cock look average sized FACTS!

I bet he could .... he just wouldn't want to

Posted
11 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

I'd want tarantino to direct my cock. Make it kill people

 if Samuel L. Jackson calling you motherfucker gets you going then by all means ... 

Posted
18 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

I have the whistle dick bro. Some things just aren't meant to bee

Bee positive....OMFG BEE THE INVENTED OF THE BALL BRA...

tiny bra...to gently support and cradle your balls....no more pinching or accidentally sitting on them...

KEEP EM HIGH AND DRY WITH THE BALL BRA

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2 minutes ago, Still Me said:

Bee positive....OMFG BEE THE INVENTED OF THE BALL BRA...

tiny bra...to gently support and cradle your balls....no more pinching or accidentally sitting on them...

KEEP EM HIGH AND DRY WITH THE BALL BRA

Dude whatever you're smoking make sure to pass that shit around

Posted
1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said:

Dude whatever you're smoking make sure to pass that shit around

I don’t smoke...GET HIGH ON LIFE WITH THE BALL BRA....

ok for spokes persons we need...Andy dick, dick vandyke, dick Cheney, dick smothers, and mike Tyson 

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Just now, Still Me said:

I don’t smoke...GET HIGH ON LIFE WITH THE BALL BRA....

ok for spokes persons we need...Andy dick, dick vandyke, dick Cheney, dick smothers, and mike Tyson 

why mike tyson. hes inept

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