Zenigundam Posted May 26, 2018 Posted May 26, 2018 28 and looking great. 🐻 Long live the lone wolf alpha male warrior lady killer! 🏋️♂️
Zenigundam Posted May 26, 2018 Author Posted May 26, 2018 Do you understand how sexy 28 is to 18 year old blonde beach babes?
Mix Posted May 26, 2018 Posted May 26, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: Do you understand how sexy 28 is to 18 year old blonde beach babes? No, please tell me
Zenigundam Posted May 26, 2018 Author Posted May 26, 2018 YEAH!!! YEAH!!! FUCK YEAH!!! *party whistles and confetti go off... and fireworks too* THIS THREAD IS ALPHA AF NERDS NOT ALLOWED AS THEY WILL WET THEIR BOXERS!!! 💪🏍🔥💪🏍🔥
stilgar Posted May 26, 2018 Posted May 26, 2018 There is nothing sadder than someone who has to make their own birthday thread.
death_by_motorboat Posted May 26, 2018 Posted May 26, 2018 how did this happen? were you born of a jackal and a whore?
Guest The Hound Posted May 26, 2018 Posted May 26, 2018 28 minutes ago, stilgar said: There is nothing sadder than someone who has to make their own birthday thread.
Zenigundam Posted May 26, 2018 Author Posted May 26, 2018 Perfect day to go to the beach, but I think I'll see if the ladies wanna come to me instead. *logs into OKC!* 🤾♂️💏😏
Zenigundam Posted May 26, 2018 Author Posted May 26, 2018 1 minute ago, AstroCreep said: Happy Birthday! Thanks, pal. 🎸 Wow 90% match and she's not responding on my birthday. Why's she doing this to me? 😡
AstroCreep Posted May 26, 2018 Posted May 26, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: Thanks, pal. 🎸 Wow 90% match and she's not responding on my birthday. Why's she doing this to me? 😡 I don't know who this girl is, but I hope you have a great birthday.
Zenigundam Posted May 26, 2018 Author Posted May 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, AstroCreep said: I don't know who this girl is, but I hope you have a great birthday. She's my girlfriend. See what we guys have to put up with? 🐹
AstroCreep Posted May 26, 2018 Posted May 26, 2018 38 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: She's my girlfriend. See what we guys have to put up with? 🐹 Well, you don't have to. Remember that, There are plenty of fish in the sea. And some of them will do some freaky-deaky shit! Bonus!
Still Me Posted May 26, 2018 Posted May 26, 2018 1 minute ago, Adminderaptorpat said: 🐺🍻👵 💑💒🚼 Of the one person on this board who shouldn’t pass his genetics...it would be him
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 26, 2018 Posted May 26, 2018 12 hours ago, stilgar said: There is nothing sadder than someone who has to make their own birthday thread. If he didn't make it already I would have. Happy Birthday Zeni!
Raptorpat Posted May 26, 2018 Posted May 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, Still Me said: Of the one person on this board who shouldn’t pass his genetics...it would be him He just needs to find the right zenigundame 1
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 26, 2018 Posted May 26, 2018 Wow, replying to the thread didn't log me out that time.
Still Me Posted May 26, 2018 Posted May 26, 2018 Just now, Adminderaptorpat said: He just needs to find the right zenigundame one with no self esteem and daddy issues....
Zenigundam Posted May 26, 2018 Author Posted May 26, 2018 16 minutes ago, Adminderaptorpat said: 🐺🍻👵 💑💒🚼 That would be perfect. Ugh I'm so ready to be a dad. If I could just get one OKC hottie to meet up with me at a bar tonight, I just know that our son will be born on February 26th, 2019.
Zenigundam Posted May 26, 2018 Author Posted May 26, 2018 14 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: If he didn't make it already I would have. Happy Birthday Zeni! Thanks, Musket! Yeah I can tell it's you because I was lurking around these boards while I was on my vacation around the world, but I couldn't post because the hotties I was with kept grabbing my hands and placing them on their buttocks every time I tried to login or create a thread. 😪 1
lupin_bebop Posted May 26, 2018 Posted May 26, 2018 You know.....this is pretty sad....kinda like that one infomercial......
naraku360 Posted May 26, 2018 Posted May 26, 2018 (edited) Happy birthday! You made it 28 years without getting laid! Here's to 28 more! 🍻 Edited May 26, 2018 by naraku360 1 2
Drunkenwarrior Posted May 26, 2018 Posted May 26, 2018 15 hours ago, Zenigundam said: lady killer! 🏋️♂️ Is that a confession?
Ric Posted May 26, 2018 Posted May 26, 2018 Happy birthday, enjoy your SNES and all that ass you're getting.
Zenigundam Posted May 26, 2018 Author Posted May 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Ric said: Happy birthday, enjoy your SNES and all that ass you're getting. Thanks, Ric! Yeah it's pretty cool, but Star Fox... wow not a fan, everything else is clutch though.
Zenigundam Posted May 26, 2018 Author Posted May 26, 2018 51 minutes ago, quebecelegy said: happy birthday chick slayer 🔥 Thanks, bruh. It's unreal how much sex I had when I traveled the world these past two months. It got to the point when girls would hold my hands down to their massive boobies whenever I tried to login or create a thread on here.
Ric Posted May 26, 2018 Posted May 26, 2018 I have to disagree on Star Fox, game on there I never really cared for is Super Punch Out.
Zenigundam Posted May 27, 2018 Author Posted May 27, 2018 I haven't played Super Punch Out, but I feel like that and the Ghouls n Goblins game are probably the weakest. Earthbound's pretty fun, never played it before today.
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