Jump to content
UnevenEdge
This Folder has been Archived!

Annual Performance Review Day

Vamped

By Vamped
in Free-For-All

 Share

Recommended Posts

Vamped Monster Mutant

Vamped

Posted
Posted

-_-

Gawd ... this is so dumb. I'm probably be just as productive as I was this time last year, no change.

I'm waiting for my turn to pop in the senior manager's office, stare and nod for 30 mins, and get drilled on why my review looks exactly the same as it did last year.

Then I'll pretend to take notes and anticipate the exact same discussion this time next year

 

Vamped Monster Mutant

Vamped

Posted
  • Author
Posted
7 minutes ago, //>wagz./ said:

//> why didnt you improve productivity ?/

because .... I dun wanna .... and this is a rant so I posted in the wrong folder :(

 

Good news I'm done already. It was like a 6 min conversation .... but everyone else was in there for like 30 whole minutes

 

>.>

 dunno if that's good or bad for me

//>wagz./ Icon

//>wagz./

Posted
Posted
Just now, Vamped said:

because .... I dun wanna .... and this is a rant so I posted in the wrong folder :(

 

Good news I'm done already. It was like a 6 min conversation .... but everyone else was in there for like 30 whole minutes

 

>.>

 dunno if that's good or bad for me

//> over 11 minutes is good ./ 

Vamped Monster Mutant

Vamped

Posted
  • Author
Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, CAC said:

Yes I have to do the same thing every year and it's always exactly the same and pointless. Hate them.

He always gives us a "this is for your development" speech

>.> 

Maybe I dont wanna develop 

Edited by Vamped
CAC Freakin Mutant

CAC

Posted
Posted
34 minutes ago, Vamped said:

He always gives us a "this is for your development" speech

>.> 

Maybe I dont wanna develop 

We have to go over a whole goals thing and shit and I always make everything the same every year.

tsar4 Monster Mutant

tsar4

Posted
Posted
45 minutes ago, Vamped said:

>.> oh snap 

Don't believe them.  Mgmt will either put the reviews for the most difficult people first (if they're smart) or last (bad move).  Short reviews are great, from the reviewer's perspective.  It means they didn't have much they could complain about & you didn't give them an ulcer by complaining about everything/everyone.

I hated giving reviews.

  • Like 1
Vamped Monster Mutant

Vamped

Posted
  • Author
Posted
54 minutes ago, Ginguy said:

If you didn't get a raise, your time was wasted.

 

They gave everybody 3% raises already. We usually get our pay increases in October, but something about tax breaks or something  (I cant remember) allowed everyone to get their raises 6 months early

Vamped Monster Mutant

Vamped

Posted
  • Author
Posted
24 minutes ago, CAC said:

We have to go over a whole goals thing and shit and I always make everything the same every year.

We get yearly merit increases, but I feel like they know what they're going to give you beforehand anyway 

Vamped Monster Mutant

Vamped

Posted
  • Author
Posted
13 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

Don't believe them.  Mgmt will either put the reviews for the most difficult people first (if they're smart) or last (bad move).  Short reviews are great, from the reviewer's perspective.  It means they didn't have much they could complain about & you didn't give them an ulcer by complaining about everything/everyone.

I hated giving reviews.

Well now i dont feel so bad 

CAC Freakin Mutant

CAC

Posted
Posted
28 minutes ago, Vamped said:

We get yearly merit increases, but I feel like they know what they're going to give you beforehand anyway 

oh yeah they do. I only ever get 3% every year.

Ginguy Freakin Mutant

Ginguy

Posted
Posted
30 minutes ago, Vamped said:

They gave everybody 3% raises already. We usually get our pay increases in October, but something about tax breaks or something  (I cant remember) allowed everyone to get their raises 6 months early

Trump's tax breaks, yeah a lot of companies gave employees bonuses or pay raises after they got a massive tax cut.

 

Still Me Monster Mutant

Still Me

Posted
Posted
4 hours ago, Vamped said:

-_-

Gawd ... this is so dumb. I'm probably be just as productive as I was this time last year, no change.

I'm waiting for my turn to pop in the senior manager's office, stare and nod for 30 mins, and get drilled on why my review looks exactly the same as it did last year.

Then I'll pretend to take notes and anticipate the exact same discussion this time next year

 

Oh mines gonna be BAAAAAD this year

  • Haha 1
Vamped Monster Mutant

Vamped

Posted
  • Author
Posted
29 minutes ago, Saiyanman said:

what do you do for work?

A little of everything ... sometimes i throw boxes, retape boxes, most of the time im doing clerical stuff like sending drivers for drug tests, updating  DOT files and dispatching 18 wheelers 

Vamped Monster Mutant

Vamped

Posted
  • Author
Posted
22 minutes ago, Mix said:

hahaha...I read the thread title as 'anal performance review day'

was like O.o

Im not willing to risk my career on an anal performance 

>.> 

 

Im sure it would be terrible and I would be homeless in minutes

Vamped Monster Mutant

Vamped

Posted
  • Author
Posted
14 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

mines are always the same. everything good but need to work on attendance.

and im like i'll get here when i can man. 

Lets not talk about that because im atleast 5 mins late every day >.> 

  • Like 1
Still Me Monster Mutant

Still Me

Posted
Posted
18 minutes ago, Vamped said:

Especially bad or just normal bad? What have you done?

Oooooooooh......it’s a huge thing.....and it would take me forever to explain.....but it’s...especially bad...

I mean what I can say is that it isn’t 100% my fault...maaaaaaybe...25%....but enough for it to not get me a raise....

Vamped Monster Mutant

Vamped

Posted
  • Author
Posted
19 minutes ago, Still Me said:

Oooooooooh......it’s a huge thing.....and it would take me forever to explain.....but it’s...especially bad...

I mean what I can say is that it isn’t 100% my fault...maaaaaaybe...25%....but enough for it to not get me a raise....

Ok well try harder next year

Vamped Monster Mutant

Vamped

Posted
  • Author
Posted
19 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

that used to be me then i upped my game to like 10-30 minutes late lol

Im gonna try and go in early tomorrow 

 

 

>.>

I tell myself this every night  though . Its just too damn hard to get up at 4am when i actually have somewhere to go. 

Juice McKenzie Legend

Juice McKenzie

Posted
Posted
3 hours ago, Vamped said:

A little of everything ... sometimes i throw boxes, retape boxes, most of the time im doing clerical stuff like sending drivers for drug tests, updating  DOT files and dispatching 18 wheelers 

oh it sounded like you did something similar to me but i guess not

molarbear Hero

molarbear

Posted
Posted
9 hours ago, Vamped said:

-_-

Gawd ... this is so dumb. I'm probably be just as productive as I was this time last year, no change.

I'm waiting for my turn to pop in the senior manager's office, stare and nod for 30 mins, and get drilled on why my review looks exactly the same as it did last year.

Then I'll pretend to take notes and anticipate the exact same discussion this time next year

 

If they ever attempt that cut them off and tell them it's because unlike them you're working hard on the poop bandit case and still maintaining good numbers

  • Haha 1
Vamped Monster Mutant

Vamped

Posted
  • Author
Posted
9 hours ago, molarbear said:

If they ever attempt that cut them off and tell them it's because unlike them you're working hard on the poop bandit case and still maintaining good numbers

Im working hard on it right now!

 Share
Go to topic listing
×
×
  • Create New...