Guest The Hound Posted April 19, 2018 Posted April 19, 2018 I have one that just cannot and will not chill when he is drinking. You give him a scale of 1-10 and he turns into a 100 really quick. Like so bad he manages to embarrass everyone around him. Loveable and conversation savvy guy when he's sober. Give him a drink and he'll try and climb the side of your house naked.
TrigunBebop Posted April 19, 2018 Posted April 19, 2018 What are these "friend" things you speak of? Are they something you can eat? 2
Guest The Hound Posted April 19, 2018 Posted April 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: What are these "friend" things you speak of? Are they something you can eat? gotta put em in pokeballs
Bouvre Posted April 19, 2018 Posted April 19, 2018 When my old friend would get drunk he would ask for absurd things, like somebody to "stop being a pussy and throw me down these fucking stairs!" He was extra when he was drunk but I miss him
Guest The Hound Posted April 19, 2018 Posted April 19, 2018 26 minutes ago, Bouvre said: When my old friend would get drunk he would ask for absurd things, like somebody to "stop being a pussy and throw me down these fucking stairs!" He was extra when he was drunk but I miss him I don't see my 'extra' friend that much either anymore. He wound up getting his girl preggers and kinda only see him once or twice a month now. Same person in OP we're talking about. So now when he gets drunk he's even worse. @Rogue_Alphonse it's brian.
Codename: Jackass Posted April 19, 2018 Posted April 19, 2018 There's this one guy who's a cool guy most of the time but it's obvious he was really sheltered as a kid and thus became a bit socially stunted. Get a few drinks in him and out of the blue he'll start mentioning stuff like "shitting dick nipples" and while those of us close to him have come to understand, when he gets into public it's really embarrassing. Did I mention he only has two settings? There's sober and shitfaced. He also yells a lot. I was him when I was probably 17 or so, but thankfully I found a group of friends in college who helped me learn how to chill the fuck out.
Guest The Hound Posted April 19, 2018 Posted April 19, 2018 Hahahahaha how much does it take to release the beast now?
Codename: Jackass Posted April 19, 2018 Posted April 19, 2018 Just now, The Hound said: Hahahahaha how much does it take to release the beast now? I'm pretty chill in social situations, and when I'm with mixed company of people I know and don't know I prefer to stay quiet than to make a fool of myself. Consequently, I meter my drinking more carefully. TIpsy's fine, drunk is bad. When around people I'm comfortable with, it's near that dozen drink mark that you really see me show my ass. I'm a big guy though, so it takes more liquor to get me fucked up.
Guest The Hound Posted April 19, 2018 Posted April 19, 2018 My only issue these days with drinking is ruining my night by getting nauseous. Tho, i havent involuntarily puked in years. Ill shove my hand down my throat to puke and go back 30 minutes later and start drinking again. I used to be a puker.
fuggnificent Posted April 19, 2018 Posted April 19, 2018 My friend Lesa used to have a bad drinking problem. She still gets drunk but not as often but shes fucking hilarious. Basically she starts roasting everyone but you can't really get angry because everything she says is true.
Poof Posted April 19, 2018 Posted April 19, 2018 Miley ray cyrus for sure. Everytime she does salvia shes all over my dick and im like no miley ray cyrus. 1
SwimModSponges Posted April 19, 2018 Posted April 19, 2018 Myself. Had a party last weekend, somebody suggested doing shots. Well, i have a five-year old bottle of peppermint schnapps with maybe half a shot left, and an empty bottle of baileys chocolate cherry that i got a couple Christmases ago. Im bad at parties.
Guest The Hound Posted April 19, 2018 Posted April 19, 2018 31 minutes ago, Poof said: Miley ray cyrus for sure. Everytime she does salvia shes all over my dick and im like no miley ray cyrus. let her
Bouvre Posted April 19, 2018 Posted April 19, 2018 10 hours ago, The Hound said: I don't see my 'extra' friend that much either anymore. He wound up getting his girl preggers and kinda only see him once or twice a month now. Same person in OP we're talking about. So now when he gets drunk he's even worse. @Rogue_Alphonse it's brian. My friend was just a super-huge-attention-seeking goof. Otherwise good-natured (most of the time) I don't see him around because he passed away. (Not from any drinking related purpose)
wagz Posted April 19, 2018 Posted April 19, 2018 13 hours ago, The Hound said: I have one that just cannot and will not chill when he is drinking. You give him a scale of 1-10 and he turns into a 100 really quick. Like so bad he manages to embarrass everyone around him. Loveable and conversation savvy guy when he's sober. Give him a drink and he'll try and climb the side of your house naked. //> alcohol makes me a dark person ./
nameraka Posted April 19, 2018 Posted April 19, 2018 i seem to remember having friends in highschool then at some point i realized they were all terrible. now i have a dog.
IKMongo Posted April 19, 2018 Posted April 19, 2018 I got one friend where everytime he gets drunk he will fight someone....
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