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Gross story alert!!!

 

So there was this one time I got bitten by a spider and it got really gnarly.

The spider bit me in the cleft between my ass cheeks, directly beneath the base of my spine, right where the ass crack begins.

I thought it might have just been a mosquito bite or similar on the first couple days, but when I sat down in my car one night before going to work, it felt like someone was poking me with a needle right in that spot. Not fun. It proceeds to swell throughout the night, and every time I take a step it hurts.

The next morning I wake up and the thing has spontaneously popped in the night, and there's a big bloody spot on my bed and shorts. The thing is weeping bloody, venom-digested flesh and it smells putrid. I'm not running a fever and I don't have insurance, so fuck it, take a shower, clean the area extra well, and stuff some toilet paper in my ass crack and go to work.

The pain has subsided, thankfully, but it's still draining freely, and every hour I have to stop in the bathroom and cram more toilet paper in my underwear to keep it at bay. It smells horrible, it's this disgusting mixture of pus and black/red blood. This goes on for about a week.

Finally, it heals, but I still have a dent in my ass cheek from this fucking spider.

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5 minutes ago, empty said:

Gross story alert!!!

 

So there was this one time I got bitten by a spider and it got really gnarly.

The spider bit me in the cleft between my ass cheeks, directly beneath the base of my spine, right where the ass crack begins.

I thought it might have just been a mosquito bite or similar on the first couple days, but when I sat down in my car one night before going to work, it felt like someone was poking me with a needle right in that spot. Not fun. It proceeds to swell throughout the night, and every time I take a step it hurts.

The next morning I wake up and the thing has spontaneously popped in the night, and there's a big bloody spot on my bed and shorts. The thing is weeping bloody, venom-digested flesh and it smells putrid. I'm not running a fever and I don't have insurance, so fuck it, take a shower, clean the area extra well, and stuff some toilet paper in my ass crack and go to work.

The pain has subsided, thankfully, but it's still draining freely, and every hour I have to stop in the bathroom and cram more toilet paper in my underwear to keep it at bay. It smells horrible, it's this disgusting mixture of pus and black/red blood. This goes on for about a week.

Finally, it heals, but I still have a dent in my ass cheek from this fucking spider.

That was awful. Have a kudo.

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On 3/28/2018 at 4:14 PM, crackymckrackin said:

I took a shit today.

I'm pretty sure the person two isles over did the same thing. It was like a loud fart or possible pants shitting. Some truly dedicated office women, man.

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