crackymckrackin Posted March 28, 2018 Posted March 28, 2018 (edited) I took a shit today. Edited March 28, 2018 by crackymckrackin . 1
fuggnificent Posted March 28, 2018 Posted March 28, 2018 3 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: I took a shit today. Unless poops give you acne and mood swings stfu 1
crackymckrackin Posted March 28, 2018 Author Posted March 28, 2018 Just now, fuggnificent said: Unless poops give you acne and mood swings stfu Reported
fuggnificent Posted March 28, 2018 Posted March 28, 2018 1 minute ago, crackymckrackin said: Reported Report this, too 1
Still Me Posted March 28, 2018 Posted March 28, 2018 9 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: Report this, too Omg you car is FILTHY.... jesus Christ fucking clean your car 4
fuggnificent Posted March 28, 2018 Posted March 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, Still Me said: Omg you car is FILTHY.... jesus Christ fucking clean your car I pay motherfuckers to do that and ive been too busy lately
Still Me Posted March 28, 2018 Posted March 28, 2018 11 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: I pay motherfuckers to do that and ive been too busy lately Or you could just take care of your car
fuggnificent Posted March 28, 2018 Posted March 28, 2018 19 minutes ago, Still Me said: Or you could just take care of your car My car is taken care of and will be on the road way longer than your and lupins pieces of crap.
Clu Posted March 28, 2018 Posted March 28, 2018 46 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: Report this, too Do you have rheumatoid arthritis? 1
Still Me Posted March 28, 2018 Posted March 28, 2018 35 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: My car is taken care of and will be on the road way longer than your and lupins pieces of crap. Yeah about that ...
scoobdog Posted March 28, 2018 Posted March 28, 2018 34 minutes ago, Clu said: Do you have rheumatoid arthritis? 1
SlappyKincaid Posted March 29, 2018 Posted March 29, 2018 I have this really nasty giant bruise on my leg and I don't remember what it's from.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 29, 2018 Posted March 29, 2018 8 hours ago, crackymckrackin said: I took a shit today. Is the fact that this is noteworthy mean you have been extremely constipated lately?
TrigunBebop Posted March 29, 2018 Posted March 29, 2018 I shat twice. Feels nice giving two shits about something, for once. 2
Codename: Jackass Posted March 29, 2018 Posted March 29, 2018 Gross story alert!!! So there was this one time I got bitten by a spider and it got really gnarly. The spider bit me in the cleft between my ass cheeks, directly beneath the base of my spine, right where the ass crack begins. I thought it might have just been a mosquito bite or similar on the first couple days, but when I sat down in my car one night before going to work, it felt like someone was poking me with a needle right in that spot. Not fun. It proceeds to swell throughout the night, and every time I take a step it hurts. The next morning I wake up and the thing has spontaneously popped in the night, and there's a big bloody spot on my bed and shorts. The thing is weeping bloody, venom-digested flesh and it smells putrid. I'm not running a fever and I don't have insurance, so fuck it, take a shower, clean the area extra well, and stuff some toilet paper in my ass crack and go to work. The pain has subsided, thankfully, but it's still draining freely, and every hour I have to stop in the bathroom and cram more toilet paper in my underwear to keep it at bay. It smells horrible, it's this disgusting mixture of pus and black/red blood. This goes on for about a week. Finally, it heals, but I still have a dent in my ass cheek from this fucking spider. 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 29, 2018 Posted March 29, 2018 5 minutes ago, empty said: Gross story alert!!! So there was this one time I got bitten by a spider and it got really gnarly. The spider bit me in the cleft between my ass cheeks, directly beneath the base of my spine, right where the ass crack begins. I thought it might have just been a mosquito bite or similar on the first couple days, but when I sat down in my car one night before going to work, it felt like someone was poking me with a needle right in that spot. Not fun. It proceeds to swell throughout the night, and every time I take a step it hurts. The next morning I wake up and the thing has spontaneously popped in the night, and there's a big bloody spot on my bed and shorts. The thing is weeping bloody, venom-digested flesh and it smells putrid. I'm not running a fever and I don't have insurance, so fuck it, take a shower, clean the area extra well, and stuff some toilet paper in my ass crack and go to work. The pain has subsided, thankfully, but it's still draining freely, and every hour I have to stop in the bathroom and cram more toilet paper in my underwear to keep it at bay. It smells horrible, it's this disgusting mixture of pus and black/red blood. This goes on for about a week. Finally, it heals, but I still have a dent in my ass cheek from this fucking spider. That was awful. Have a kudo.
Codename: Jackass Posted March 29, 2018 Posted March 29, 2018 Extra info: it would drain extra when I put soap on it. Not sure why, but in the shower I'd wash it with soap until I stopped getting anything out of it. You'd be amazed how much blood and pus can come out of a spider bite.
1pooh4u Posted March 29, 2018 Posted March 29, 2018 I shit from my fingers every time I post here, it's a gift and a curse
Dark_Chii Posted March 30, 2018 Posted March 30, 2018 On 3/28/2018 at 4:14 PM, crackymckrackin said: I took a shit today. I'm pretty sure the person two isles over did the same thing. It was like a loud fart or possible pants shitting. Some truly dedicated office women, man.
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