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24 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

wait two is Ni so that's slang anyway meh.

"Ni" is the more common way to say two. There's also futatsu. When you count certain objects, you have to say futatsu. For example, "Oppai ga futatsu arimasu." (There are two tits.)

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17 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

interesting. conjugation is were it gets tricky in any language. I'd really like to get to that point with japanese.

One final note, to keep on topic: Conjugation only refers to inflection of verbs.

Edit: Looks like I lied.

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11 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

Also I know google often misinterprits, but it says futa is japanese for lid.. explain that.

I'm still convinced Futa is a porno or hentai slang term, but I honestly have no idea.

futa 蓋 does also mean lid. Normally, when  encounter futa, it will be written as futatsu 二つ

See? 二 = ni, 二つ = ふたつ

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3 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

Why is that A final note? In many languages even besides japanese more words besides the verb have to be conjugated to describe the tense and situation.] Often times more than the verb has to be changed and that's what I was getting at.

Yes, and when it happens to anything besides verbs, it's called inflection.

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3 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

I mastered hiragana I suppose... I'm sure I'll have to remaster it before I get to the point where I want to add the katakana..

I had so much going on when I started I just decided I needed to find a better time..

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Once you master both, you'll have a better command of Japanese than at least 90% of weebs (a rather pathetic stat). And I'll finally have someone to talk about the frustrations of learning kanji on these boards again.

 

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Futanari is the full term for futa. And its a kind of hentai where a female has both a vagina and a dick. You guys are right futa means 2 in this case. The nari part is like "to become" so i think its supposed to be interpreted as "became two" as usually in the story the girl grows a penis somehow while keeping vagina

So im not a futanari bc i dont have a vagina. But I see lots of ppl online besides phillies using it to refer to m2f, chicks w/dicks, sluts w/nuts, Annas w/bananas, Denises w/penises, girls w/o vaginas, guys-who-talk-too-much, etc.

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43 minutes ago, Poof said:

Futanari is the full term for futa. And its a kind of hentai where a female has both a vagina and a dick. You guys are right futa means 2 in this case. The nari part is like "to become" so i think its supposed to be interpreted as "became two" as usually in the story the girl grows a penis somehow while keeping vagina

So im not a futanari bc i dont have a vagina. But I see lots of ppl online besides phillies using it to refer to m2f, chicks w/dicks, sluts w/nuts, Annas w/bananas, Denises w/penises, girls w/o vaginas, guys-who-talk-too-much, etc.

Do you know Japanese?

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36 minutes ago, Poof said:

Futanari is the full term for futa. And its a kind of hentai where a female has both a vagina and a dick. You guys are right futa means 2 in this case. The nari part is like "to become" so i think its supposed to be interpreted as "became two" as usually in the story the girl grows a penis somehow while keeping vagina

So im not a futanari bc i dont have a vagina. But I see lots of ppl online besides phillies using it to refer to m2f, chicks w/dicks, sluts w/nuts, Annas w/bananas, Denises w/penises, girls w/o vaginas, guys-who-talk-too-much, etc.

See that explains more properly how it could come to be a term for transexuals..hence a lid having a hole where a straw goes as the main purpose of it's exsistence.. I don;t think I could be called wrong at this point watching as much actual japanese television, and actually communicating with japanese people to further my knowledge at one point, but whatevs.

Sexual shit is taboo from business japanese which is what is commonly taught and provided to outsiders as lessons. That's why I brought it up. I almost feel there is a more suitable word to count tits and shit with, but having no knowledge in that area sets me at a disadvantage there. I don't care enough atm to get into it so I'm going to accept that when I count sexual items the word futa is appropriate.. *shrugs*

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12 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

See that explains more properly how it could come to be a term for transexuals..hence a lid having a hole where a straw goes as the main purpose of it's exsistence.. I don;t think I could be called wrong at this point watching as much actual japanese television, and actually communicating with japanese people to further my knowledge at one point, but whatevs.

Sexual shit is taboo from business japanese which is what is commonly taught and provided to outsiders as lessons. That's why I brought it up. I almost feel there is a more suitable word to count tits and shit with, but having no knowledge in that area sets me at a disadvantage there. I don't care enough atm to get into it so I'm going to accept that when I count sexual items the word futa is appropriate.. *shrugs*

Omg, futa meaning lid and futa meaning two is pure coincidence. Have you never heard of homophones?

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I understand those completely that ws why I made my post honesty. I'm just completely ignorant on the subject and my mind did that by default because when it comes to the whole anime hentai shit words take new meaning. I'm sure I'm wrong, but even if so I can look back at it because suchmisunderstandings are common in different dialects of every language.

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25 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

Do you know Japanese?

Nope. I know porn. After you guys said futa meant two then i knew it had to be referring to the 2 sets of genitals. I just put nari into google translate to see that it meant become.

I know some chinese tho from my old job

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12 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

I understand those completely that ws why I made my post honesty. I'm just completely ignorant on the subject and my mind did that by default because when it comes to the whole anime hentai shit words take new meaning. I'm sure I'm wrong, but even if so I can look back at it because suchmisunderstandings are common in different dialects of every language.

I'm just a bad teacher, though you weren't even asking to be taught. Language learning requires much patience.

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