Still Me Posted March 15, 2018 Posted March 15, 2018 Me: “if it was me and bacon in jail, no....me and bacon in a car accident....wait.....me and bacon in a fire....what would you save?” LB: ”...” ”bacon”... Hi my name is still me and I’m now currently in the market for a man to love me....more than BACON.....😑 1
Still Me Posted March 15, 2018 Author Posted March 15, 2018 Correction he said in a fire he would cook the bacon and eat it.... essentally leaving me to become people bacon.... regardless... he chose bacon
Misaka Posted March 15, 2018 Posted March 15, 2018 Give him a bacon pie bacon ice cream bacon beer and bacon chips and give each piece a bit of laxtive
Still Me Posted March 15, 2018 Author Posted March 15, 2018 19 minutes ago, Misaka said: Give him a bacon pie bacon ice cream bacon beer and bacon chips and give each piece a bit of laxtive I’m not gonna poison him lol
Misaka Posted March 15, 2018 Posted March 15, 2018 9 minutes ago, Still Me said: I’m not gonna poison him lol It's not poison if all that grease gets to him first
stilgar Posted March 15, 2018 Posted March 15, 2018 I figure every conversation with him is like this. 2 1 1
lupin_bebop Posted March 15, 2018 Posted March 15, 2018 I didn’t say that. I said: ”I’d used the fire to cook and eat the bacon. People would get saved, but I’d eat the bacon, too.” 1
discolé monade Posted March 15, 2018 Posted March 15, 2018 3 hours ago, Still Me said: Correction he said in a fire he would cook the bacon and eat it.... essentally leaving me to become people bacon.... regardless... he chose bacon pfft ms. frowny~face. he loves you SO much...he's willing to let you burn, so that you can be bacon~ that he loves so much. 1
Still Me Posted March 15, 2018 Author Posted March 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: I didn’t say that. I said: ”I’d used the fire to cook and eat the bacon. People would get saved, but I’d eat the bacon, too.” At no point did you say I’d be saved....you just said you’d cook the bacon and eat it....then proceeded to stuff your gullet full of waffle 1
Still Me Posted March 15, 2018 Author Posted March 15, 2018 1 minute ago, discolemonade said: pfft ms. frowny~face. he loves you SO much...he's willing to let you burn, so that you can be bacon~ that he loves so much. I’d eat me....I bet I would be delicious.... 1
AnimationFan14 Posted March 15, 2018 Posted March 15, 2018 26 minutes ago, Still Me said: I’d eat me....I bet I would be delicious.... 1
naraku360 Posted March 15, 2018 Posted March 15, 2018 To be fair it's a pretty arbitrary question. If you were cooked in the fire, his choice would still be pork vs pork.
Still Me Posted March 16, 2018 Author Posted March 16, 2018 20 minutes ago, naraku360 said: To be fair it's a pretty arbitrary question. If you were cooked in the fire, his choice would still be pork vs pork. Na accoding to cannibals...people taste of chicken
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