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It's not hard to yank your nipple twice a day for a year with pliers in order to extend length, nor is it out of the ordinary to do so. In fact, it's customary to insert your nipple inside your butthole in many monasteries across China -- they believe that the exact measurement of butthole-nipple ratio is no coincidence and is an ancient practice that dates back to Confucius, promoting a healthy chi and also helping with the production of both breast milk and colon health.

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30 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Where is she now? I have to know... She's mine...

She has to be at least 30. Way to finally start sticking to your league!

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1 minute ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said:

I believe you....This guy says he's 30

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Am ghostrek, I is cereal rappiat

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15 minutes ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said:

I believe you....This guy says he's 30

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If he got a buzz cut, he really wouldn't look that bad for his age.

Oh well. Poor ghostie.

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1 minute ago, bnmjy said:

If he got a buzz cut, he really wouldn't look that bad for his age.

Oh well. Poor ghostie.

He chose to wear what he's wearing.... He is way beyond a haircut.

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2 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Wow.  He's got a halo and a bulge in his pants there.  

It is known that he has a Slayer weiner

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16 hours ago, Goro Majima said:

It's not hard to yank your nipple twice a day for a year with pliers in order to extend length, nor is it out of the ordinary to do so. In fact, it's customary to insert your nipple inside your butthole in many monasteries across China -- they believe that the exact measurement of butthole-nipple ratio is no coincidence and is an ancient practice that dates back to Confucius, promoting a healthy chi and also helping with the production of both breast milk and colon health.

Is everyone else just gonna ignore this shit? 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said:

Yes, Everyone in this thread is mostly babblers.

This shit isn't worth our time.

 

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2 minutes ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said:

Yes, Everyone in this thread is mostly babblers.

This shit isn't worth our time.

I posted shit like that in Babbling all the time.

I guess you guys have just resigned to dull GIFs as a means of imagination

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11 minutes ago, Goro Majima said:

I posted shit like that in Babbling all the time.

I guess you guys have just resigned to dull GIFs as a means of imagination

In my defense, I never went to babbling.... It was a dangerous place

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1 minute ago, Drunkenwarrior said:

In my defense, I never went to babbling.... It was a dangerous place

it wasn't dangerous I mean it was only bad if you didn't know where that attack mine was planted

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18 minutes ago, Goro Majima said:

I posted shit like that in Babbling all the time.

I guess you guys have just resigned to dull GIFs as a means of imagination

Who the fuck are you....I we don't know, we don't show. 

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6 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I loved when Humbug made his rank Ellen Cleghorn... then Jimmy Page...

I loved when people complained about that Jimmy Page rank because they thought the mods were rewarding me for being obnoxious; which they kinda were, but I was committed and developed a board meme from the groundwork.

But that's just how I like to romanticize it, anyways

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1 minute ago, Goro Majima said:

I loved when people complained about that Jimmy Page rank because they thought the mods were rewarding me for being obnoxious; which they kinda were, but I was committed and developed a board meme from the groundwork.

But that's just how I like to romanticize it, anyways

so who were you again?

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1 minute ago, Goro Majima said:

I loved when people complained about that Jimmy Page rank because they thought the mods were rewarding me for being obnoxious; which they kinda were, but I was committed and developed a board meme from the groundwork.

But that's just how I like to romanticize it, anyways

I think I was actually the first to make that complaint. xD But that was more in jest, because I knew you were stuck on Ellen Page.

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2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I think I was actually the first to make that complaint. xD But that was more in jest, because I knew you were stuck on Ellen Page.

To add a conclusion to that period, I did finally get to see Ellen Page's breasts in a rather spicy sex scene that came out a few months back. She has some pretty nice teeyities, but all I could think about was the journey I took on the boards years prior, traversing a Lovecraftian horror show of obsession...

I couldn't even bring myself to jerk it. I just looked on feeling satisfied that my story -- no, my legend -- had finally reached its proper end.

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