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why would you fuck a robot?

  • [glow=#4400ff,2,300]Because robots can be programmed to only say yes.[/glow]
  • [glow=#4400ff,2,300]Because robots don't have human STDs.[/glow]
  • [glow=#4400ff,2,300]Because robots have no standards.[/glow]
  • [glow=#4400ff,2,300]Because robots don't have to take bathroom breaks.[/glow]
  • [glow=#4400ff,2,300]Because robots won't complain if you fart during sex.[/glow]
  • [glow=#4400ff,2,300]Because robots don't need a dollar to vibrate.[/glow]
  • [glow=#4400ff,2,300]Because robots can wear your custom-made Jessica Alba face and not call you a creep.[/glow]
  • [glow=#4400ff,2,300]Because robots know how to party.[/glow]
  • [glow=#4400ff,2,300]Because robots run on water, so you can pee in their butt and somewhat refuel their cells.[/glow]
  • [glow=#4400ff,2,300]Because robots won't judge you for being on your period.[/glow]
  • [glow=#4400ff,2,300]Because robots will try anything.[/glow]
  • [glow=#4400ff,2,300]Because robots can be muted.[/glow]
  • [glow=#4400ff,2,300]Because robots can be told to dress up like anime characters and not post how weird you are later on social media.[/glow]
  • [glow=#4400ff,2,300]Because robots don't usually have B.O..[/glow]
  • [glow=#4400ff,2,300]Because robots are only a few part switchouts from doubling their potential client base.[/glow]
  • [glow=#4400ff,2,300]Because robots don't get preggers.[/glow]

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