Azalar Hex Posted November 13, 2016 Posted November 13, 2016 [glow=#4400ff,2,300]You know the real winners in the end are the one-legged children's hunting league of Big Sandy, Tennessee.[/glow]
Myname Posted November 13, 2016 Posted November 13, 2016 actually you win nothing [glow=red,2,300]You no fun [/glow]
StarPanda Posted November 14, 2016 Author Posted November 14, 2016 frozen, hunting it and than plucking it takes time
Misaka Posted November 14, 2016 Posted November 14, 2016 frozen, hunting it and than plucking it takes time weakling
Blink89 Posted November 14, 2016 Posted November 14, 2016 All i do is work...and generally when i am posting its when I am at work lol
Master-Debater131 Posted November 14, 2016 Posted November 14, 2016 There once was a man from nantucket
Azalar Hex Posted November 15, 2016 Posted November 15, 2016 [glow=#4400ff,2,300]Who tried to build a robotic horse so he could f*** it. [/glow]
StarPanda Posted November 15, 2016 Author Posted November 15, 2016 because sex robots man you have to try it at least once
Azalar Hex Posted November 15, 2016 Posted November 15, 2016 why would you fuck a robot? [glow=#4400ff,2,300]Because robots can be programmed to only say yes.[/glow] [glow=#4400ff,2,300]Because robots don't have human STDs.[/glow] [glow=#4400ff,2,300]Because robots have no standards.[/glow] [glow=#4400ff,2,300]Because robots don't have to take bathroom breaks.[/glow] [glow=#4400ff,2,300]Because robots won't complain if you fart during sex.[/glow] [glow=#4400ff,2,300]Because robots don't need a dollar to vibrate.[/glow] [glow=#4400ff,2,300]Because robots can wear your custom-made Jessica Alba face and not call you a creep.[/glow] [glow=#4400ff,2,300]Because robots know how to party.[/glow] [glow=#4400ff,2,300]Because robots run on water, so you can pee in their butt and somewhat refuel their cells.[/glow] [glow=#4400ff,2,300]Because robots won't judge you for being on your period.[/glow] [glow=#4400ff,2,300]Because robots will try anything.[/glow] [glow=#4400ff,2,300]Because robots can be muted.[/glow] [glow=#4400ff,2,300]Because robots can be told to dress up like anime characters and not post how weird you are later on social media.[/glow] [glow=#4400ff,2,300]Because robots don't usually have B.O..[/glow] [glow=#4400ff,2,300]Because robots are only a few part switchouts from doubling their potential client base.[/glow] [glow=#4400ff,2,300]Because robots don't get preggers.[/glow]
Blink89 Posted November 16, 2016 Posted November 16, 2016 The wierdest of them all Which is why I am the winner of the thread
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